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Any robot career jobs out there? Something that I can maybe go to schooling for a year or 2 for, and get a job right after? I'm a 27 year old NEET and really need to make a change in my life. I just have severe social anxiety and don't know how to start my life. I don't want a shitty min wage job because that doesn't help me at all. I feel my options in life are closing tight around my head, and that there is no hope for me.
please no ignores
I was thinking going to college for photography
>another thread I make will go to page 9 with 0 replies
fuck my life senpai
Who else here /straight edge/?
>Understanding that you only have one body, and to treat it with the greatest respect by abstaining from drugs, alcohol and degenerate sexual activity
Also, Incels and people who are too shut-in to obtain drugs or alcohol don't count
Not straight edge but I am pretty much the definition of it.
Reminder that you can't be straight-edge if you drink caffeinated beverages of any kind or take any kind of medication.
>never taken drugs
>never drank alcohol
>never had sex
>will still die early due to suicide, long term depression or the random hand of cancer
>force myself to pretend to act confident around everyone I meet
>engage in conversation, ask questions, and share stories
>force myself to maintain eye contact with people and correct my posture
>smile more
>start developing banter between people I never spoke to before
>suddenly life becomes easy
>enjoy going to work
>enjoy going out
>enjoy socialising
>have tonnes of friends and dating a girl
Why don't you just start trying to better yourself? Life isn't hard because you're unlucky, ugly, or cursed. It's hard because you're cowardly and lazy and hide yourself away without trying to improve.
>>25766474
I can't stop myself from saying incredibly autistic things.
>>25766474
I really like this self improvement meme, it's really funny
>>25766474
some of us literally just cant do all that
What are some /r9k/ movies? Pic related, anyone seen?
I read the book and I didn't really like it. I haven't watched this movie in a while but I think it was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAgokMPT-cU
>>25766017
I've seen it, spooked me because I saw myself in the collector... But Stacey kind of deserved what she got too.
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
ITT Lies you tell to yourself
>the dreams about her will stop
>I am not autistic, just a little weird
>everything is going to be okay
>mfw its not
She thinks about me at all when I'm not around.
Hey bro
Just be yourself man ;)
He's pretty ugly tho, dude got the cockroach abdomen going on
>>25765654
Yea good luck with that 5 head and weird face bro :)
>>25765654
if that guy walked up to a girl and mumbled and fumbled like an autistic faggot he would get laughed at just like you faggots.
but the good looks give him confidence that he is worth something to BEE HIMSELF and not be outcome dependant.
just like money gives some men confidence in the same way.
who /smart but lazy/ here?
136 IQ here. isn't it amazing how powerful our brains are?? just sucks we don't have the motivation to do anything with them.
I am read this easy. Does this mean I'm gifted??? I never took the test so I might be genus and don't even know it
more like /too lazy to take an iq test since you aren't an arrogant piece of shit/
>>25765575
If you don't use your intelligence, stop flaunting it. You're only trying to validate your disappointing lifestyle.
I'm entitled to anything and everything I desire - that includes women
To go against my wishes is an attack on my individual liberty
>>25765446
You are entitled to everything you earn in America. Enjoy.
>The right to pursue happiness
>not the right to happiness
>>25765446
Annnnnd that's why I've always said that the robots' mentality is the same as tumblr's, different objects, same retardation.
>>25765446
Then I will gladly attack you.
what will YOU create for the world before you die?
this shitty post
A great big stinky shit
A lot of shitposts, that's for sure.
>mfw we've actually ruined normies relationships with the purity meme
>>25765387
Purity isn't a "meme".
>>25765503
>>25765503
For them it is. While we wank around with sterile abstractions, Norm is going home and imagining the multifarious jizzes that went through his gf
>>25765558
>GHURRRR DURR AHAHAHAHAH HURRRRRRRR
fucking dumbass
Daily Reminder
Real Robots are pro-life.
Roastie whores should live with the consequences of their poor decisions.
>>25765377
>female at home
>burglar breaks in and rapes her
Oh, yes. Her poor poor decision-making.
>>25765426
>Implying pregnancy from rape is big enough to be statistically important
Hey look another retard tripnigger
roastie whores do keep the baby though
I knew a 17 yo girl with a single father who got impregnated by a black thug who also knocked up her 15 yo sister (they were both hot as fuck btw)
they both kept the babies and found beta providers
>open a door for a girl
>no thank you blowjob
>>25765151
I know that feel.
>choose not to rape girl
>No rewarded with sex
FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEE
>>25765201
>choose not to rape girl
>No rewarded with sex
Laughed at this for a good 15 seconds.
I've had a really rough night. Thanks.
>>25765151
For real bro. Why can't guys grow out of this "just be nice to girls mentality" by the age of, let's say, 17? I know in my case it was because of being an immigrant who was raised in a very different way than my peers. So it took me a little longer to figure out how to be successful with girls. But what about all the other shy, nice guys on here?
Would you think your gf's a whore if she asked for a threesome with another woman?
I'd think she's a lesbo, or bicurious at the very least.
For sure, setting up for a cucking.
1.) means she has interest in sex with other people
2.) can't be a pure virgin waifu after
3.) degenerate sexual deviant
Into the trash she goes.
Anyone else wish they lived in a time where internet didn't exist?
unless you're a teen you probably did, being the 90's.
>>25764984
>not racist
>not bisexual furry
>not constantly distracted piece of shit
>not shitty eyesight
Yeah I would give anything not to be a walking meme
>>25764984
i'd probably have killed myself by now desu
Any job hunting tips? Is there any hope of finding one as a 22 year old NEET?
>Anyone on r9k hiring?
I'm afraid not. Embrace the neet life.
>>25764669
I offer you to suck my cock for 20$ - 30 min
lick anus 50$ - 10 min
Spend more than ten minutes making your resume/CV, having soemthing well-thought out makes a subtle influence on people who hire.
If you have gaps on it, be creative but don't outright lie. Anything but the smallest company will check on previous employment (though they can only confirm dates of employment, at least in America.) if you say things like you volunteered or travelled, that makes you seem more normal anyway. You can also omit things by emphasizing your relevant experience, like only office-type work if you are applying for an office.
Follow up after interviews with thank you letters. It seems patronizing. It very few people do this and it helps you stand out.
Remember that HR people do not have any real input into who gets hired. Worry more about actual managers you meet.
Even in offices, finding someone halfway intelligent who shows up on time, doesn't call out sick a lot, isn't playing on his phone all day and catches on quickly is hard to find.
Good luck.
