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>YOu are reading phenomenology of the spirit by Hegel
>After fucking Chad for the 10th time she gets a medal
do you want a reward or a compliment for reading a smart book? good job champ! :)
>>25768711
>Le STEM face
>>25768711
>smart book
He said he was reading Hegel you pleb
post the moment you realized normies had different programming than you
>>25768603
after puberty
They don't have different wiring... They a good looking normal people and treated as such.
We aren't, and seen differently, we aren't prime genetic material, we should have a rigth to a peaceful death, or sent to a place where live out our lives appart from the normies.
>>25768603
I never understood parties.
What is the point in that? What are people doing in that picture?
Why are they so close together and smiling? How is that fun?
Who /paranoid/ here? I'm pretty sure literally everyone I come across hates my guts for being a loser NEET. Even my own family, everything they say I think way too deeply about and it always comes back around to people fucking with me. Even online, people will play stupid to fuck with me I think. Is that paranoid or are people really just THAT mean spirited? I never could get that, I've always been a nice person, so it doesn't make sense how people can be so cruel. I feel like if I don't have something to offer people just don't want to be around me and it's fucking bullshit. I can't be mean myself, I don't know how to and I'm not very good at it. What do you guys think? Am I just paranoid or what?
schizo bump
>>25768507
I think everyone is trying to manipulate me somehow and will just drop me when I'm no longer useful. I've alienated quite few people with accusations when I'm having an particularly bad episode.
>>25768507
I'm a bit paranoid, mostly for
>being a loser NEET
It's even more justified because I've been lying about going to CC ever since I dropped out September of last year. My mom asked me yesterday how school was,
"You know, just getting the syllabuses and all."
I'm such an ass. I should be put up against a brick wall and shot. I'm going to try to find a gig making money on the internet. Right now I'm working on a novel and hopefully that'll bring in some money when it's out, even if only a little bit. So far I'm about 12,000 words since I started a week ago. Given how far I am in the story, based on my vague idea of where I want to go with it and how I want to end it, I think it'll be finished in somewhere around 100,000-125,000 words.
But regardless of what happens I'm moving out before the "semester" is over. I'll probably leave a note saying: "Went to fight ISIS or something. Be back whenever, maybe." and never return. I can't stand being a NEET leech. I just want to be an independent NEET. If I can find a way to rent a or buy a dirt cheap house in the middle of nowhere and find a way to bring in just enough income I'll be good. I'll probably reestablish contact with family after I get myself a stable income and place to live, but until then I'm too ashamed to be a NEET on their dime and too embarrassed to keep in contact with them if I end up homeless in the meantime.
>tfw dad is raping little sister again
>Can hear the sobs as well as the bed shaking
>>25768410
>tfw you're posting on r9k instead of calling the cops
Is your peepee hard, anon? Mine is.
Go in and have some fun as well nigga
Why do normies like traveling so much?
>>25768290
gives them shit to talk about and climb dat social ladder
>>25768290
It's "cosmopolitan".
>>25768332
>climb dat social ladder
So just like everything normies do, they do it for the approval of their peers and not for their own enjoyment.
I want to apologize for all the evil and mean femanons who post in here. Sorry, we aren't all like that.
What can I do to make you feel better about the female gender?
>(obviously) pretending to be female 4 teh lulz
>>25768168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JxGy2khCF2
>>25768168
stop being so privileged in this world
>Show this picture around at work
>People are disgusted, won't talk to me for the rest of the day
>Later I'm called up to my boss
>Told I'm being let go for showing inappropriate pictures involving children
>Try to explain
>He just shakes his head in disgust and tells me to leave or he'll call the cops
Welp, I'm out of a job. How was your day?
>showing normalfags anything "weird"
you should just have taken a picture with the latest dank meme, which only would have lead them to believe you're stupid, which is better than being fired
>>25768119
kek. saved to commemorate your fuck up
fake and gey
Who else here cheating scum?
>get an amazing boyfriend
>he is madly in love with me
>get railed by a guy who told me I was cute last night
Ishygdbloxt
>>25768136
I wish I were joking, I just can't help myself.
Will fuck anyone who shows me attention
>get my first gf at 18
>not the prettiest but ok so I settled
>don't see each other for three weeks
>get lonely
>make out with a girl
>even went on a date with her
>notice how boring and uninteresting she is
>cut off contact
>dodged a bullet and swore to never cheat again
>afraid it will happen anyway because I'm degenerate as fuck
>normie feels
Who /RC/ here? What's your favorite chem?
>>25768002
U wot m8? Wot da fook is RC and chem?
1P-LSD
>>25768023
Remote control chemichongas
>Movies normies will truly never understand
>one flew over the cuckoo's nest
so normalfags would see the movie out of the protagonists point of view, while robots would do it out of the inmates?
or more specifically chief bromden, as the ending represents his victory over the shackles that he put on himself, and for us the escape from /r9k/
>>25768000
Movies are the most normie form of media, they fucking suck.
>>25768227
>tfw no mcmurphy to help us throw off our chains
>Find qt nerdy girl
>She's a dancer, likes the same things as I do, is studying dentistry
>Find out she's banged 5 guys
>20 year old kissless virgin
>Kills all attraction to her
>Feel the pain in my soul as I realize literally every single girl I meet, ever, is going to have at least 5+ guys at this point is is almost going to have more experience than me
>mfw
Fuck...
>>25767972
>She's a dancer
>>25767972
Should've thought of this when you decided not to have sex in highs chool faggot.
>>25767979
Like a traditional dances dancer, not a stripper.
My female friend let me know that she lied to a guy about being a virgin to try locking him down and she laughed about how he believed it.
If you already think women are deceiving, and lack morals, why would you trust them if they say they're virgins? I had a few tell me that blowjobs/kissing/dry humping doesn't count.
Masturbating together/etc. Being naked while making out with each other.
Also had one say it's none of my business, lel. Are you robots gonna marry these girls?
Sure, I'm a robot and I'm a 27 y.o kissless virgin, why wouldn't she be one too right?
>>25767944
Oh you blox
>>25767944
Please show us how ugly you are
Hey /r9k/ do you spend a lot of time during the day fantasizing about situations you'd like to be in?
Like one of my recurring fantasies is that I find myself in a situation where my obscure knowledge of stuff nobody cares about is suddenly actually useful, and everyone needs my help because of it.
How about you? What stuff do you daydream about even though it will never actually happen?
I have dreams (not recently these past weeks) of running on all fours. It's one of the nicest feelings I've had, but I'm not sure how to make it real. I figure once I get a 3d printer I can start prototyping arm extensions to aid me.
I also fantasize about wide, summery grasslands, and sometimes chilly october nights in smaller places, where I can explore endlessly.
Certainly. I'm real high all the time and read CYOA all day, slipping into the worlds of my imagination.
It has it's moments, But the best time to daydream is during the state of hypnagogia.
No replies yet? Weird. Not OP but here's mine, since I was an aspie hopeless romantic with no social skills growing up:
>Always fantasized about going to a nice carnival of sorts, nice area of town, maybe by a high end pier in a white town
>Always wanted to go around playing games with waifu and winning shit for each other while eating funnel cake and topping off the night on the ferris wheel
I really like cherry topped white powdered sugar funnel cake
>Really good at shooting games because aspie, actually have won big ticket prizes because of it that weren't designed for people to win
The things I've won are Football tickets, an electric guitar I still use to this day, a few other cool things (sold the football tickets to get the guitar nicer accessories and gear)
>continue winning shit for waifu
>talk about stuff but not too much talking since honestly I can't hold a conversation for my life
>wake up
Thats one. I have a few others. I daydreamed A LOT as a kid through school, shit tier grades but good at solving things on a whim, they considered me for some advanced learners shit but I couldn't focus on tests enough so they thought I was just a fucking dumb smart ass.
>had a nightmare every day this week
>woke up this morning after another nightmare to find someone standing in the doorway of my room
>only to wake up two seconds later and realize that this, too, was a nightmare
>still looking over my shoulder every two minutes, just in case
I thought this shit only happened in the movies. Why can't I get a decent night's sleep, lads?
ur schizo is showing m7
I used to have nightmares every night as a child.
I honestly miss them. There's something comforting about the rush of it all. Waking up in the middle of the night to your chest pounding so hard it sounds like footsteps in your ears.
In the end, the feeling of being in a nightmare is what scares you and not the contents of the nightmare (which is why it always sounds dumb when you try to explain a nightmare when you're awake), and at the risk of sounding like mr internet tough guy I'm not afraid of that feeling any more.
Happened to me too, at one point i was even scared to go to sleep. Luckily now this shit just happens maybe once or twice a month
Hey robots. Willing to take requests for vocaroo due to boredom. Also as some form of voice practice.
>>25767165
Talk about the most painful experience in your life. Be it emotional or physical.
>>25767188
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rFfSIi1vZ6
I obey the dubs.
>>25767165
That is one comfy as fuck picture.
