I want to apologize for all the evil and mean femanons who post in here. Sorry, we aren't all like that.
What can I do to make you feel better about the female gender?
>(obviously) pretending to be female 4 teh lulz
>>25768168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JxGy2khCF2
>>25768168
stop being so privileged in this world
Picture of ur armpits.
>>25768168
give me some head massages
>>25768260
Watch a Youtube video and pretend it's me :D
>>25768168
>What can I do to make you feel better about the female gender?
give me a hug desu
>>25768168
post pics t.bh
>>25768309
that literally does nothing to relieve the pain you bitch. how can you be so goddamn insensitive? there's no use apologizing for your gender if you're going to prove that you're just like them.
be my gf
bloxbloxblox
love me and hug me and hold me in your chest and pet my head and tell me things will be okay
>>25768430
>>25768413
>>25768385
>>25768325
>>25768260
BETAS GET OUT
>>25768168
you need to leave too roastie
>>25768260
*massages bald head*
>>25768325
*hugs*
>>25768413
Done. Where do I sign? Give me a paper to sign. Now. Now. NOW. I'm your official GF.
reward with me sex, too much?
reward me with a compliment, too much?
reward me with attention, too much?
reward me with a smile, too much?
reward me with.....
oh that's right, women don't do anything (at) me except scowl and glance at me, then immediately twist their head away and pretend i don't exist, i forgot lol.
they don't need to smile at every guy that glances at them, but if i smile, come on... thinking about them makes me feel bad, too many let downs.
>>25768452
i can't stop being a beta madoka
>>25768456
>*hugs*
*squirms and lets out a soft reeee of contentment*
>>25768456
Here you go, I'll make sure to tell my dad that I finally got a gf he will be proud of me.
>>25768456
i have a full head of hair
>>25768469
Maybe check your hygiene baka desu. Jack Black looks kinda unkempt.
>>25768580
I did my best. Hope your papa's proud!
>>25768572
*reeees* more high-pitched
>>25768691
shut up baldie :D
try to understand the male perspective instead of shaming posters for being friendless virgins embittered by life.
also generally dont draw attention to your gender. and don't make "fembot" threads or argue that women have it just as bad as men: this is simply not true. every time a female poster appears on /r9k/ there's gonna be plenty of guys interested by you and asking for your skype.
>>25768469
If it makes you feel any better, I'd smile back. I smile at everyone who smiles at me except the creepy homeless guys because they will ask me for drugs and a place to stay. Average nerdy looking guys though get all of the smiles.
>>25768168
> What can I do to make you feel better about the female gender?
>>25768756
>*reeees* more high-pitched
what happenig help :DD
>>25768756
Oh god, a potential girl who enjoys shitposting. My only kryptonite.
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25768168
sorry op the damage is already done. there is nothing you can do.
>>25768168
>What can I do to make you feel better about the female gender?
Speak at length about the properties of your flatulence.
>>25768168
Radically transform the feminism movement.
Don't worry about it. Glad to see there are fine fembots out there.
Become our cumdump
It is the natural order
>>25768168
>What can I do to make you feel better about the female gender?
you can start by not pretending to be a girl on an anonymous image board
fuck at least one (1) beta and fuck zero (0) chads for life
of course you can't fulfill this simple request because you're a fucking woman, but there it is
>>25768168
Commit your life to fucking betas, you can prevent the next elliot rodgers
