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>Hey, I just found these tissues lying around on the floor in your room, why do they smell so weird?
Why would you smell a discarded tissue?
Anyway how did you get up the stairs
holy shit talk about skipping leg day
If she's in a wheelchair, how can she still smell?
What were your delusions, /r9k/? Probably not going to get many thoughts on current delusions, as that would require a modicum of self-awareness that is lacking when truly deluded.
Mine was that I was somehow gifted in strength and health, despite being an obese fatfuck, simply because I could walk very long distances despite being great big 400lbs fatfuck.
that I could work for vidja gaymes
I thought I could be happy
I thought a nice wife, kids, picket fence, etc... would fall in place if I was a good person, graduated from college, all that.
HA!
>every cute girl you see is having sex on a regular basis
Is that a problem?
Attractive people have sex.Genetic trash doesn't. That's how humans work.
It sucks that we robots are in the genetic trash category, but life isn't fair.
>>24620133
yes it is
I want a qt kv gf not a fucking roastie
>>24620243
In an ideal world, you'd get that.
We don't live in an ideal world.
Sorry, anon.
How do you feel about them?
Disgusted
>>24620020
mentally unhinged
>>24620020
It seems to have some stereotypes attached to it which makes it weird and creepy sometimes. But I feel like I shouldn't really complain because I want to fuck pregnant women so I don't have the high ground or nothing.
Let's see if any of you can solve a math problem for 8th graders.
>>24620009
sorry to disappoint you anon. but im not doing your math.
The hypotenuse of the triangle is bent...
>>24620009
The math is not needed, just a good eye. You can see that the green and purple triangles are deformed just enough to allow for the inconsistency.
I will never understand why normies like dogs so much. They're loud and stupid, they shit everywhere, they can't even handle a person walking into a room without going completely ape shit. They jump up on your lap, always managing to step directly on your nutsack. They eat fucking everything that they think might be edible so when they eat rocks or whatever dumb shit you have to take them to the vet and spend your hard-earned money to keep the dumbass alive, completely negating natural selection.
Whenever a dog dies in a movie normies act like it's a fucking tragedy and circlejerk about how sad it is. It's a fucking animal. There's literally thousands exactly like it.
I don't even care about Fallout and the fact that the dog can't die so no one's feeeeeelings get hurt pisses me the fuck off. If I ever do get it I plan on installing a mod so that it can die and shooting it in the head the first minute I see it as a giant 'fuck you' to dog-loving normie shit-for-brains.
Fuck dogs.
>>24619871
what the fuck did you just say about my dog you little shit? i will have you know im trained in judo and im going to find and shit down your neck with my bare fists you little shit. you thought your little witty comment would incite laughter? i didnt think so you little shithead, go fuck yourself.
jk
<33333333
>>24619871
Normies need constant attention. They actually enjoy a retarded animal jumping up and down just because they came home.
>>24619871
>natural selection
>implying they'd ever reproduce anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjUxKoNTJk&feature=youtu.be
Makes me feel like I'm wasting my life, which I most definitely am. Still, it's not enough to make me get up and go. I just don't want to be hear. I'm broken, I'm too far behind. I lost. Can I stop playing, now?
Also, I'll see your vid and raise you.
https://youtu.be/uOHDkIxyu2A
>>24619785
like i don't have money.
rich normies being normies.
>try on my skinny jeans today
>boyfriend rubs my crotch during our drive
>get erect
>hurts and he knows it
Gaayyyyyyyy
>>24619724
>normie
Get >>>/out/ now, faggot.
>>24619724
I haven't seen these threads in a while. I appreciate you coming back.
would you date a fembot?
This board has ruined me. I want a gf so badly, but at the same time, I can't help but feel they would leave me for the next best thing. I wouldn't blame them, though.
Also, "fembot"
Stop.
I'd want to, but I don't have the $$$ to get a gf.
>>24619539
I want to kiss those feet.
It's that time again.
Go hug your sister and post results.
Make sure to tell her, how much you love her!
Now go!
I don't have a sister
>>24619343
my sister attempted suicide on Thanksgiving, she's in the hospital.
I can't afford to travel and visit her right now.
no, her cooking is shit and she steals my addrerall so now i have to lock it up
>Talk to people
>Be annoying, awkward, upset people, universally disliked
>Keep to myself
>Be annoying, awkward, upset people, universally disliked but in different ways
No matter what I do I'm making life worse for everyone I come into contact with. I feel badly about it but this is just the way I am, suicide's tempting me again.
>talk to people
>you aren't funny , leave me alone , creep , ewww
>keep to myself
>omg he thinks he's better than everyone
>omg please don't shoot up our school
>pity dates
>why don't you talk?
>caring what people think about you
>>24619333
It can't be helped, it would be one thing if I upset only one or two people but this is literally everyone. I have no right to make their lives that much more miserable.
Who /literallywillneverhavesexwithaconsentingwoman/ here?
Well yeah. What do you want?
>>24619206
Me.
I'm just beyond hope, even good looks or ripped body wont save me from crippling depression. Who wants to be around depressed person anyway?
I can't have sex because I'm autistic beyond repair.
No amount of autistic "redpills" can help.
How do we solve the normie problem?
>>24618959
beta uprising now. yes yes.
>>24618959
the fire rises
betas shall inherit the earth
>>24618959
recognize that "normies" aren't normal - they are simply the deviant scum who define normal down, and sink to the lower standard "first!" to establish a new equilibrium in which they rule.
Is it normal for guys to wake up with erections?
is this a real question
Welcome to puberty.
Yes, didn't you learn this in school, you squidding squidposter?in b4 lewdposters
What are (comfy) jobs where you basically get paid to do nothing? Security guard seems like a good one:
>at night
>no one there
>sit on your ass all day
>just walk around the building a couple times
>enough time to read
>enough time to learn a skill
>no need to socialize
Come on robots, let's help each other out!
>>24618875
I believe the night shift is like that in some places. Like office parks, where they need to have someone there so they can say they had someone there and cover their ass legally if anything happens. Some of the daytime security jobs are strict about not letting you be on your phone or a computer or anything at all.
in any case plum jobs like this are only gonna become rarer and rarer.
>>24618875
>training is quite rigorous if you plan to work somewhere respectable
>there is a chance you will actually have to physically fight someone alone in the middle of the night
I'll stick to my semi-comfy job. Hotel beach attendant. Get people chairs, umbrellas, and towels, and sit in the office during downtime. Bad weather=8 hours of sitting in an office with free food in between.
>>24619156
Also, to add onto this, the comfiest job of all time is hotel gift shop clerk.
>sit in gift shop for 8 hours
>do nothing but occasionally sell a can of soda or some sunscreen
That bitch has it so easy it's ridiculous, and she gets 11 bucks an hour
