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Just got my wisdom teeth removed, anybody got stories when they went through it?
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Didn't need my painkillers so I waited until they healed to binge on them. What a shitty weekend that was. Wish I just sold em.
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>>29342948
I really need to get mine removed but don't have it in me to make the appointment, I can see the black cavity grow in one of them.
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man, i'm a tooth normie. all i've ever had were cavities. my wisdom teeth have yet to give me trouble

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>background.. be NEET for 3 years now, have on a few occasions noticed what looked like blood in my solid shit, had an episode of stomach aches and lots of farting about one month ago, i'm 5'10" 125lbs-130lbs

>be a week ago, have headache and stomach aching, farting a fucking lot and it smells fucking disgusting, like there is something wrong with me, sort of annoying but whatever it will go away right--- this lasts for a couple of days

>past week, muscle aches, chills, shit is literally a liquid, have diarrhea like every hour now, fever of 100.6 - 101, felt like an old man, couldn't move quickly, felt like total shit 100%--- this lasts for about 3-4 days

>fever goes away sort of, aches and chills sort of go away, still barely there, but still have this fucking diarrhea and stomach aching

>doesn't go away no matter what i eat

>extremely faint nausea still

>drink some water, have diarrhea, eat banana, have diarrhea, eat yogurt, have diarrhea

>100% liquid, absolutely no solid parts
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this is going on for like every hour at this point. i saw some blood on my toilet paper and I think my asshole bled from how much i'm shitting and wiping at this point. the fever basically went away, but this diarrhea just won't quit.

i checked webmd, and all it tells me is IBS and the stomach flu, so it basically doesn't tell me anything.

i haven't vomited once yet. i haven't even come close to vomiting. i have no cough, i don't have a lot of mucus build up, no real soreness in my throat until today, and even then it is mild.

What is wrong?
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>>29342850

Your systems are pretty nonspecific. I recommend seeing your PCP if you're worried about.

I would think about changing your diet more generally, 130lbs for 5'10 is underweight
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totalbiscuit had the bleeding problem


it can range from nothing to life threatening so maybe go get it checked out??
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>What's wrong with me
Well generally you're a dumb cunt for not seeing a Doctor. Specifically, you're going to have to see a Doctor.

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Name a famous celebrity, author, musician, etc that most likely comes on here
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What would he most probably spam? Blanket/NEET posts or woman hate threads?
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>>29342827
Taylor Swift told me she posts here, that's how she met Tom Hiddleston.
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>>29342827
gimes is an SJW tumblrina no way she goes on 4chan

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COPENHAGEN, Denmark Copenhagen police say they are conducting raids against organized hashish sale at Copenhagen's famed Christiania hippie neighborhood, in one of the largest police actions where the drug is openly sold.

Police spokesman Poul Kjeldsen says at least 17 people were detained Friday after helmeted police entered the downtown enclave, created in 1971 when hippies squatted at a former navy barracks.

He declined to say how many officers were involved. The TV2 channel aired footage showing officers with chain saws cutting up wooden stalls in Pusher Street, where the illegal hashish is sold.

Kjeldsen said Christiania's annual hashish sale is of about 1 billion kroner ($151 million).

Since a large action in 2014, police regularly conduct raids there, sometimes sparking clashes.

from NYT
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>>29342793
I always wonder how these people use all that money. I know that all the equipment and shit is expensive, but these guys have to be burying money all over the place.
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>>29343218
That's why its illegal. Men in government don't seriously care if you choose to use drugs, but they do care if that causes you to buy goods without sales tax, and to avoid paying income tax for those who sell. Also probation pseudo-jim crow for black and hispanic young men. But mainly that they are criminals who avoid taxes and drug laws target people who dodge taxes somehow.
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why are europeans so damn cucked?

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tfw no f r i e n d s to grow up with, make memories with, have fun with and bond with. For those of you who don't prefer solitude, how do you deal with the crippling loneliness?
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i'm 28 this year and i'm tired of struggling. Death is looking awfully seductive.
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i can't afford drugs to help numb the pain.
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i actually prefer it this way i don't like people too much

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how you do/don't fit traditional gender stereotypes, respectively
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I don't know about that shit, but I'd put my dick in that thing
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>>29342712
write your own essay faggot
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>>29342712
This isn't what postmodern means

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What do you think about him? Is he better than moot?
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I don't know, but I saw him on the sony e3 conference. He was sitting in the front row
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>>29342548
Yeah hes better than joot.

Hiro bothers to listen to us.
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>>29342548
>Is he better than moot?
>is a troll who gives no fucks better than a libcuck normie?
yes

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>be 5
>having a bro in preschool
>during afternoon mandatory nap we snuck in the teacher office
>taking all the twinkies, hiding them outside the class
>and went back to our beds as if nothing happened
>teacher realize snacks are missing
>she got fucking crazy about it
>ensue full body search for every child
>tfw we hid everything in the sandbox outside
>going home time
>we dig everything out of the sand and put it in our backpacks
>his mom came for us
>secretly eat all the snack at his home because tonight is fucking spinach
>I even came up with a plan to get rid of the packings

Who else here was a criminal mastermind in his childhood ?
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>>29342538
Sounds like stealing is in your blood, nigger.
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Did I tell you about the time I became a slave trader in elementary school ?

>be 11
>have a pokemon card and pogs collection
>play against some black dude
>win all his cards and pogs
>he didn't have a lot because he was poor
>but he was actually a good player, t'was my lucky day
>he cries like a bitch
>I will lend you my cards and pogs
>you can play against other with it
>but I can choose which card I want in the end
>and we will randomly split the pogs in 2 sets
>We did, got my self full evolutionary set of pokemon starters

>mfw slave I made a nigger my slave in elementary school
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bump

any crazy childhood heist ?

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>1 match on tinder
>said hey
>no text back
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op you must be really ugly then, could you be kind as to screen shot your tinder bio to know what we're working with?
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>download tinder
>zero matches

kill me
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What should I message her next famalam

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What the fuck?

I said NO tomatoes you fucking wagecuck.

Where's your manager?
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>>29342154
You stink, what was the last time you washed yourself, NEETto-kun?
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We don't accept EBT here, you fucking leech
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>>29342182
>tfw I'm typing this from work right now
>tfw I'm a wagecuck
>tfw I stink like a NEET
>tfw wearing clothes from the laundry and haven't showered today

I am the daywalker

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Any Houstonbots here? I want to pay tribute to the God Emperor but I have nobody to go with. Let's pretend to be normies for a night and go see the great meme man in person.

Event is free, grab a ticket off the campaign website, if you're within 20 miles I'll come pick you up.
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everyone who goes on this site has that look
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can you stop posting here please
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>>29342100
I'd go if I didn't live in LA

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How much does this imagem describe you as a person?

Do you think it's a problem?
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How do we stop the nu-male scourge?
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>>29342027
is the plastic bottle thing real I thought it was debunked. is that why sam drinks from a jar?
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The only thing as bad as the men presented in that image are the men who continuously bitch about them. If you weren't so insecure, you wouldn't care. Hell, it makes you look more masculine by comparison..

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This is my friend John. He is 32 and a KHV. He lives on his own and makes good money but all females are repulsed by him and I don't understand why. Yeah hes not the hottest guy around but hes a good kind hearted man who doesn't deserve this lonely life.
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>not the hottest guy around

solved your own mystery, OP
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>>29341988
>repulsed
Why this? I could see why they wouldn't be attracted to him, but repulsed doesn't seem to be deserved.
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A picture will for sure be enough for us to figure out everything. Like his personality.

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Which celebrity does /r9k/ look like? I've been told by lots of girls I look like Jared Leto, though I'm only a 7 and he's an 8.
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>though I'm only a 7

Do you even see yourself?
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Horton hears a (You).
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Oh yeah your rite

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>If a girl can close her hand around your dick, your penis is small
Is this true?
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>>29341956
you know hand size can vary?
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>tfw only 3 inch girth despite 6.5 inch length
>tfw tiny feminine hands but can still completely close them around dick
Dick thickening surgery when?
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Why does it matter? A girl has your penis in her hands.

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