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I fucking hate spain and the spanish language and anyone who lives in south america. Extra hate if you are portugese because youre just the worst language and just absolute garbage all around. I fucking hate this language. I hate san diego and las vegas and los fuckiing I hate this shit.
I fucking hate Spanish too, fucking worthless language. Mexican niggers can fuck off.
>>29340462
mantenerse marica loca
>>29340462
>>29340489
jajaja putos
>stress makes you bald, but it's stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there's nothing you can do.
who else /balding/ here? pic related, it's me.
>>29340405
also /soc/ rated me 2-3 and one dude gave me a 4, probably out of pity. Am i really that bad?
>pls respond
>>29340405
Shave it you fool.
>>29340492
i have a big scar behind my head, almost looks like a brain tumor operation. I will look even worse and people will give me disgusted looks
Does anybody want to mommy son roleplay with me ITT until I fall asleep? I also have kik if that works better
Bumping for mommy gf
>>29340366
who are you trying to play as? I don't ever roleplay but im also finna bust a nut rn
I want to fuck Megaman in the ass so deep my semen becomes part of his BIOS
Should I rob the pizza guy? How fucking hard could it be. I'm hung-ry and broke. Semen
You would need fake cell and address, they prob don't carry their cash with them, if so probably will leave it in their car if they don't then go get em OP.
>that said might as well take their car lol
just say they messed up your order and get it for free without going to jail.
Do it so we can laugh when you get arrested and we see your mugshot
What should you do if you're so depressed you can't get out of bed?
>>29340359
Close your eyes and go back to sleep. Repeat if necessary, until the depression lessens.
That's how I handle it.
drink water throughout the day so you're forced to get up.
>>29340378
It's been a few weeks now, I just don't know when it will stop if ever.
r9k I did the most autistic thing of my life and I need to know how I can apologize.
>decide two months ago that I want to be a normie, go back to school, and not look like shit
>enroll in summer classes at the local community college
>classes start next Monday so I realize I desperately need a shave and a haircut
>research haircuts on the Internet for seven or eight hours
>research local salons for the next five
>find pic related relatively early in my search but keep going because I don't want to bring a picture of a Nazi to a hair salon
>decide I won't get any better than it and think that I can describe accurately what I want
>go to the local hair salon and ask the middle aged woman at the counter if I can get a cut
>she says she's open now
>sit down in the chair and she asks what I want
>autism and anxiety kick in
>uh, I want it to be shaved, but not too short, and I want the back to be slicked sideways, parted approximately 80% down the middle on the left side of my head, but don't make it too short
>she's staring at me in the mirror
>Hon, do you have a picture? there's no need to be embarrassed
>figure if I just cover the bottom half of the picture she won't notice
>take out smartphone and autistically search through history
>she's luckily talking to someone else at the counter right now
>find picture, and with left hand covering the bottom half of the screen, show her the face
>she picks the smartphone up out of my hand
>try to grab it back but decide a normie would just let her have it
>she stares at the smartphone for about 15 seconds, looks at me in the mirror, and says she'll be right back
>walks away with my phone (by accident?)
>I take the haircut cape off and run out the door
I want my smartphone back but I don't know how to apologize and I don't want to show my face there again. I know her name so maybe I can have my mom call and ask if she's there, and say I forgot my cell phone because I had a family emergency (how would I know though? pager?)
>>29340271
this made me laugh
Go back to the hair salon and say you felt like you were gonna throw up and then forgot your phone.
>>29340293
I live in America. She can't call the police right? Freedom of speech protects me? I don't want to be questioned about being a Nazi because I'm not one.
why not just save the picture to your phone and crop out the uniform, tardy baby?
What does a blowjob feel like? Is there any way I can recreate it without another person?
remove a rib or two and you'll be good to go
>>29340248
It feels pretty good, warm and wet (if the girl knows what she's doing). Though you'll probably feel worse than me if you are a mutilated cutfag though.
Her tongue can make or break it desu.
Lube up and fuck a vacuum cleaner
or the best, depends on your perspective.
i'll start with a zoophile robot
>>29340247
It would be really hot if a passable tranny did that
>>29340247
I let my dog lick my cum off a couple times when I was like 15.
I don't really feel shame over it. Its the same kind of sexual experimentation as tasting your own man juice out of curiosity. There must have been literally billions of guys throughout history who've done it.
>>29340368
>sexual experimentation
yeah
drop em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFeTwFu6M4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekivast3QX0
Atmosphere true robot rap
I don't want to share my superior taste in music with people like yourself.
>>29340263
grow up pls
I just failed my most important final exams, gonna get kicked out of uni.
Have to join the military now. JUST
Haven't posted here for a couple of years, so not sure what response I'm going to get. Are there any aus-bots in the Australian military (air force preferable)
u can't retake the class? or are u failing the rest of the classes too
Join the army and don't sign any contracts then fly down to Israel and become a merc or security guard
As long as there are Jews and Muslims on the same patch of dirt there will be work for you
what was the exam for, anon?
Nostalgia thread?
Post everything that gives you that weird feeling deep in your bones...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFL1-fL-WtM
'Nother one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWBM2whL0bI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRLRDDK4DqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDR5Yso7r44
>have epilepsy
>ignore the epilepsy warnings in video games
>watch flashing light videos on youtube that are actually supposed to induce seizures
get fucked doctors, you cant tell me what to do.
Did you ever use it to get a day off school or assignment extension by triggering a seizure?
>>29340240
no, i wish i could trigger them, its random.
>>29340276
Fucking useless, I wish I had an illness I could exploit, like Tourette's syndrome
>played MMO's for over a decade
>life pretty much stopped progressing for that decade
>quit MMO's 4 years ago
>life has improved year by year since giving up MMO's
>Legion coming out in August 30 or something
>i REALLY fucking feel like playing it
should i get it? or just ignore that feeling of wanting to play again
just listen to your feelings
I am unsubbed from wow right now but I'm saving up for a new PC to play it (I currently use an outdated laptop)
>>29340160
WoW is not the grindfest it used to be so you should be fine
Don't do it man.
WoW player from 12 - 19 years old here. I'm 21 now and very happy that i don't play anymore.
So many fucking hours down the drain, sitting and clicking buttons and shit. Sure you got some friendships, but not people that actually lived anywhere near you. People that you could take for a beer (in scandinavia this is pretty normal from 16-17 onwards) or shit like that.
You experienced it yourself... Reality is the better option undoubtedly.
Fellow fembots, why not become a robot?
I would rather be a man, but that's seriously horrifying. no thanks.
>>29340130
That shit's nasty yo
>trannies are not mentally ill
Let's say you finally lose your virginity to a girl youve had a crush on for a while. Is it gross to keep a shirt covered in her dry vaginal fluids?
Wait so what are you asking? To go back from where you came from? ok? get the fuck out? umm ok?
Yes if you can still smash. No if you can't.
You could keep it as a trophy like memento
>>29340093
Maybe, but I sure would.
