What does a blowjob feel like? Is there any way I can recreate it without another person?
remove a rib or two and you'll be good to go
>>29340248
It feels pretty good, warm and wet (if the girl knows what she's doing). Though you'll probably feel worse than me if you are a mutilated cutfag though.
Her tongue can make or break it desu.
Lube up and fuck a vacuum cleaner
If you've tried heavy drugs you can relate...
>when you watch porn like in the pic, your brain can simulate that feeling somewhat
if you were ever really high and watched porn/imagined it, it's pretty much that except it's more intense cause there's actually a person there lol. That's the only closest way i have experienced
>>29340248
bags of salty milk coins
>>29340248
Warm and wet, but you can more-or-less simulate it with a tight fistfull of lube.
Or make your hand big and roomy if you want to simulate a blowjob from a girl who doesn't know what she's doing.
>>29340262
You're just fat. Look at a skeleton diagram. The ribs are not what's in the way.
Just get one from a hooker ffs.
It's about as good as you'd imagine putting your dick in a warm wet hole would be
Normies are so obsessed with sex and blow jobs even though you can have mind blowing orgasms that last hours while practicing lewd tantra and going on 2c-b binges. Fuck women, desu
>>29340248
they don't even feel that great man, I don't understand why people are obsessed with them
I think it's just that porn directors like them because they're easy to film
>you will never give a cute and timid robot his first blowjob and have him cum in your mouth
>>29340455
This tbf, they're quite overrated
>>29340457
That's because most robots are hetero and don't want to be sucked off by a guy.
>>29340457
fuck you man.
fuck you
fuck
>mfw hetrosexual just means sexually insecure and culturally brain washed
Real robots suck dick, desu
Depends on the girl. The better ones don't scrape their teeth against the shaft, so all you feel is wet lips sliding along your cock, with their tounge flickering around the head. Add to that the tight grip at the base of the shaft, and some cupped balls, and it's pretty hard not to come so violently you seize.
Feels good man
>>29340455
>porn directors like them because they're easy to film
Protip: facials are utterly stupid and only exist so porn viewers can see the money shot. Cumming in her mouth is the real way to go. Feels a million times better.
>>29340571
Pussys are the only place cumshots should ever go, a girl having her womb filled with jizz makes the whole ordeal about a thousand times hotter
>>29340248
is that Lauren Mayberry?
>>29340643
Looks nothing like her, completely different eyes, nose, hair and cheek/jaw structure
>>29340457
I'll try to get /fit/ and make this fantasy real
Why does her feet look like it's 30 metres away from her body? Regarding your question. The last 2 weeks I've been paying a couple of drug whores for blowjobs. Not what I was expecting. Couldn't really feel anything. Bear in mind I'm cut and a 32 year old kv male.
>>29340643
>she will never be my gf
fuck
>>29340624
It also completely destroys your brain if you do it too much
>>29340624
This pretty much
After trying couple of times to cum on face / tits / ass none of them compare to pleasure of cumming to a tight pussy, followed by delicious sucking mouth and third place for anal.
Cumming "inside" something is always better than outside.
>>29340248
A big part of it is the fact that a qt girl is putting your penis in her mouth simply to pleasure you. On physical feeling alone it's nothing mindblowing.
>>29340248
Autoblow 2
>>29340825
That looks like it would feel way better than an actual blowjob tbf
>>29340248
that pic makes me feel
>you will never experience teenage sex or love
>>29340679
/fit/izen checking in, getting /fit/ doesnt cure autism it just helps with confidence
>>29341069
I need confidence
I'm not that autistic i think
>>29340248
the only common reason men "enjoy" a blowjob is the fake sense of domination and the gay satisfaction of humiliate her.
the most common reasons a woman is willing to give a bj: she doesn't want to get immediately penetrated, she believes that Porn is Real and thus Men Will Appreciate Everytime.
That is, fear, superstition, faggotry.
Female mouth is meant for kisses.
>What does a blowjob feel like?
Nothing. No pleasure, boring as fuck.
That's my own experience. YMMV.
>>29340692
What? How?
Original just in case
You can suck your own dickbut it takes practice
>>29341081
Also only few people would a fat guy
I know i wouldn't
Blowjobs are only good to stimulate dicks before actual sex, just like cunnilingus.
Your penis isnt as sensitive as youd think.
Pussy is better, no teeth, no need to stop and breath, and chicks are more into it. Most all women hate giving blowjobs and hold the belief that a man would prefer piv sex
>>29341150
>Your penis isnt as sensitive as youd think.
Mutilated penis detected
>>29340248
>Is there any way I can recreate it without another person?
I recreate it without a "person" literally 6 or 7 times a day
>WebM related
>>29341093
ur a fag, but ur not entirely wrong
>wake up to gf giving blowjob
>enjoy it but i'm like lol okay this is new
>she tells me she thought guys loved this
>tell her i don't like cumming in the morning cuz it fucks my judgment up and shit
>let her do it anyway so she keeps the validation
>>29340248
Closest thing on the market to a real qt's mouth
It even has teeth
>>29340408
Is this a meme now?
This is what vaginas smelled like in the other thread
>>29340248
Salty memes and milks
>>29341585
>Truth!?
>Lies!?
What the fuck is going on lmao
>>29340248
Bags of sand
>el original de la sierra
alright, depends on the girl entirely, feels better than your hand, and you can't really simulate it, pussy is a lot better if she's on birth control
>>29340692
What the hell are you even talking about? Never heard anything like that
>>29341610
It's always been a meme
they don't feel as good as you think they do. overall very mediocre unless you get head from a girl who knows what she's doing
