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Which is your ideal gf, brobots?
>>25703511
Built-fat is perfect
>>25703511
built-fat/curvy/obese on this chart.
>>25703511
obese desu senpai
I like to cuddle and i am pretty big myself (not a huge neckbeard or anything disgustingbut im not skinny) so a big gf 4me would be really nice.
>>662959588
Hello guys, we need more niggas here. Room topkek pass bobba123
getting super duper ready there. come have flipsyflopsy happy yime
>>25703489
bump for op, lets atleast do something and not be depressed
Sounds fun I guess
Going out with this 6/10 Asian girl to try and get rid of my social autisms.
Was easy to get her to like me since I'm handsome, just quiet.
Practice is the noun
Practise is the verb
>>25703470
S-sorry I'm tired
>>25703470
You're wrong though.
Practice is both a noun and a verb. Practise is straight up incorrect spelling.
ITT: We thank the mods for doing gods work.
Thank you mods for deleting cuck threads and general trash.
MODS=GODS
is an original comment
There's plenty of trash that doesn't get deleted (most of the threads on the board), but you don't talk about that. Only what you hate.
implying the mods are bad people, they keep all the garbage off the site
Sick of wasting all my free time playing vidya and browsing the internet, what are some good hobbies for a robot to take up?
Cutting. Am I original yet?
>>25703386
Already tried it, not a fan.
You'll get tired of those, too. Or you're just too weak to resist society's pull on you.
Anyway, you could try writing, learning an instrument, crochet or knitting, programming, or a sport.
>Hey slut, why would you even come to a club if you're just gonna sit by yourself like a loser?
>Come dance with us!!
What do you do /r9k/?
>>25703315
IM ORIGANAL YOU GUIS
>>25703315
Tell them to fuck off because I didn't even wanna be there in the first place.
Obviously that's when you put your arm around her and tell her to ignore them.
Sadly I'm a beta and even though that goes through my head I wouldn't be willing to do it.
>tfw no belly gf toFUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>25703035
iktf ;__;
770
I NEED a gf with a big fat belly!!!
>>25703035
I too want a homely, humble gf who knows she can't afford to lose me...but the second chad gets a little desperate...
Why did you bother getting out of bed today ?
l had to pee
Bad a drawing class
Fucked it up so bad the professor left early
>>25703030
im hungry
i have nothing to eat though so i am just using my laptop until something magically changes
Secret guacamole recipe not included.
what is your secret guacamole recipe?
Why the fuck didn't you put the knife out, that would be the first instinct. I'd rather bleed out, than go to the hospital with a fucking guacamalele pierced through my hand.
>>25703378
It's an avocado not a fucking guacam-whatever the frig you just said. You make Guacamole from avocado.
>be me
>be a robot
>consider moving to the netherlands
>only thing holding me back is my height
>173cm / 5'8
>the average woman there is probably taller than me and would only further decrease my chances of getting a gf
JUST
>>25702965
>be me
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS LINE RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25702965
While most certainly not my main problem, I'm exactly the same height as you and I've seen Dutch fucks and they look way too fucking tall.
I genuinely never felt like a manlet before. Not like this.
This made me really sceptic about moving to north euro/anglo countries.
>>25703160
ssh, just let him keep using it. it's an easy way to spot newfags
Why is this board obsessed with sex, status, and society?
because in this board are people and people are obsessed with sex, status and society
>>25702870
because society's obsessed with sex and status, and we are subject to that society's judgement
>>25702870
I no longer feel the need for females OP. The rest of these fake robots are just thirsty anons from /soc/ that found their way here.
>tfw no real friends
Just want to hang out with Kanye but I'll never be famous so he'll never even look at me
>>25703154
>tfw when you will never be good enough friends with Kanye for him to preform his album to you in the back of a limo
let me be your friend mr. west
>imma see you latta new fish
>*blows kiss at you and grins*
>I put on my mop and my daisy dukes and walk around like I'm about to shit myself all the time
The idea of being a proud prison bitch is ridiculously funny to me.
What the fuck, they got orange caps in prison. Ayy
>>25702845
>get anus torn apart and all kinds of STD's
XD
POST ITT HOW YOU SPEND YOUR NEETBUX
Wagekeks breakdown how you spend your monies too.
>>25702755
>rent
>internet
>food
>booze
>diapers
that's about it. I don't make a lot, but I don't spend a lot, either. Any *stuff* I have is hand-me-downs or things I brought with me when I moved out. I don't buy steam games or anything, either (I don't have a credit card or paypal account)
bump11n3
>>25702785
>diapers
Why
>No financial worries
>No need to work
>Warm, well fed
>Fast computer
>Access to millions of films, anime, and games
>Depressed
>Bored out of my mind
>Every day is a living hell
go work fat
>>25702732
>born into poorfag family
>leave at 15 with no support structure due to drug abuse
>work under the table
>still doesn't prevent homelessness
>sleep in cold/rain/snow
>eat from trashcans
>get my shit together
>go to uni
>working on masters
>not particularly depressed, if a bit anxious
>keep myself busy, read a fuckton, working on seeds for PhD dissertations
>every day is a struggle but I'm glad to be striving through it
What's your excuse?
>>25702732
>No financial worries
4U
I had a fight with my mom and I'm running low.
I'll have to get a shitty job very soon
Also I'm not part of an american suburban family. I'm poor and living in a third world country.
>No need to work
once again, for you
>Warm, well fed
yes, but could be better fed desu.
>Fast computer
not for gayms, but yes.
>Access to millions of films, anime, and games
correct
>Depressed
not currently
>Bored out of my mind
no
>Every day is a living hell
no
fuck off.
