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http://nypost.com/2016/01/13/mom-loses-140-pounds-then-ditches-husband-and-finds-hot-young-lover/
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>current year
>still believing that good women exists
This is the future you chose.
>tattoo
she was trash tier to begin with
>Butterfly and star tattoos
That man is probably celebrating right now
There's also that chick who divorced her veteran husband after he got badly burned.
Hello fellow robots, I'm at the point in which I've made up my mind, I'm done, any suggestions it needs to be cheap considering I've only got $100 to my name, preferably quick and painless. Guns are a no-go because I live in Massachusetts, it's literally impossible to get a gun and ammo cheap, and carbon monoxide poisoning from a car is also out of the question considering I don't have a car.
If you were truly committed to killing yourself, a bridge or a noose would work just fine.
buy a bunch of rubber bands. they have to be just big enough to fit around your head. you will pass out due to lack of blood and if left alone for 30 or more min you will die.
Tie a rock to your leg and jump into a lake.
Is rape the worst thing that can happen to another human being?
(other than being killed)
torture is worse than rape
Getting slowly dissolved alive in a mild acid sounds pretty bad.
Or slowly getting sanded by fine sandpaper.
>>25729200
I wouldn't mind a nonfat girl under 30 raping me
anyone else under 6 foot here?
/manlet/ thread
>tallcunts need not apply
>6"
Honestly, can you even call yourself a man at that point?
>>25729135
Fuck off Mark Whalberg is 5'7" and he's one of the world's sexiest men
6'0 manlet reporting in.
Walked past a girl today, and I was shorter than her. Wanted to end it right there and then.
TURN ON THE NEWS IN 30 MINUTES FAGGOTS
WITNESS ME
IM IN FLORIDA
>>25727070
monitoring this thread for the keks
god speed roboto
>>25727070
hi cnn
also OP give em hell
>>25727070
dont do it man it'll bring more normies here
This might be the most comfy gif I've ever seen.
>>25726867
Bumping for comfy memes
bought myself the Meme Blanket (TM) last week and im finally living the comfy dream
>>25727684
w2c?
fuck you robot j3398470
>mfw black guys would rather fap to porn than fuck black girls
l i t e r a l l y genociding your own race
Who cares? Anime is a million times better than any real woman.
My worthless genes don't deserve to be passed on anyway.
>>25726622
the race is definitively a bad one
why do you want to keep it
>>25726622
> genociding your own race
nah m8 they breed with white women
What is THE worst thing thats happened to you?
I was born.
predictablecommentblox
this board
fml
>>25725763
Why did you capitalize the?
Who /mischief/ here?
>"five items or less" lane
>have six
>go in lane anyway
>someone asks me how my day is going
>say it's going good
>it's actually going terribly
>friend offers to help me get job
>say no despite wanting a job
>roll for singles
>get dubs instead
Make this /r9k/ related
>>25719875
Of course you lazy fucks ignore this thread.
>>25719926
id say fuck you faggot but that wouldn't be an original comment
Average trap thread...
I'm 23 years old.
>that feel when older than 95% of this board
I'm 19
>tfw older than 90% of this board
>>25728777
>>25728749
>tfw old enough to be OP dad and your granddad
Tfw 27 yo with the mentality of a 90 yo
Is this an average Hungarian girl?
Only way to find out is to post nudes.
>>25728370
I obtained no nudes. Does the average Hungarian girl not take nude pictures of herself in the bathroom?
magyar pride
can somebody recommend me high IQ or conservative pornstars?
For instance: Asia Carrera tests 156 and intentionally moved her children to a conservative neighbourhood for low crime rates and a good childhood. I find this fascinating
>implying high IQ and conservatism are correlated
>>25727303
they aren't, which is why it is a fascinating counter-current you inbred shit-eating kike
>>25727260
>high IQ
>pornstars
Pick one
Where can an introvert meet girls?
Everything in this world was made for normies who can get high off people.
> inb4 just start a hobby with people
Literally anywhere. It doesn't matter.
What /r9k/ doesn't understand is that the meeting a girl process is not something that just happens. It's not something you can post about or study or really learn to get great at. You just have to walk up to a girl and gauge their reaction. Pick what seems to be an appropriate girl for your style or whatever, initiate something and judge based on her reaction.
>but I have to talk to them!
Yes that's true, unless you're magnificently good looking you will most likely have to approach other people. If you don't want to do that, then you don't deserve a girlfriend. And if you think you can not want to do this but still deserve one, you are delusional.
>>25726589
Jesus christ, your entire post screams normie.
>You just have to walk up to a girl and gauge their reaction. Pick what seems to be an appropriate girl for your style or whatever, initiate something and judge based on her reaction.
Dead fucking wrong.
None of your advice works if you aren't attractive.
If a hot guy is shy, girls think it's cute.
If an ugly guy is shy, girl think it's weird.
If a hot guy is romantic, girls think it's sweet.
If an ugly guy is romantic, girls think it's creepy.
We. Can't. Fucking. Win.
>>25726589
> Pick what seems to be an appropriate girl for your style or whatever
> just go to the girls store
> shop on shelves filled with girls
> hmm this one looks nice
> lets check her stats
ITT: 00s nostalgia (2000-2005/6ish only, anything after that was Bieber iPhone shit)
Post 00s-related nostalgic things here
Didn't puffy ami yumi come out in like 09
Reported for underage desu
Shit show shit thread kill yourself.
