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Walk into room.
See this.
Wat do.
original lanigiro
>>28753344
Ask him what he's doing in my room?!
Give the poor man $10 so he can buy singlets in his size.
>>28753398
>singlet
It's called a wifebeater you mongoloid.
I hope all of you virgins are getting registered to vote for Trump in November. It will also be good you all will get out of the house and get some sunshine or you will die of lack of vitamin D.
Definitely famalam. Anything but Hitlary
>>28753732
You do know Trump is Hillary's best friend right? Same with her supporters and Trump's supporters.
A vote for Trump might as well be a vote for Hillary.
>>28753762
But it's not a vote for Hillary. And a vote against Hillary is a vote against feminazis and welfare faggotry. I couldn't care less about them both being for corporate interests as I'm a pro-corporate shill myself.
I... I just want them to kiss...no bully
They are like summer and winter
big sister and little sister, loving each other
picking out clothes for each other, so sweet
>Inhale
>Exhale
>You are now breathing manually.
>Inhale
>Exhale
>Just got an ounce in the mail
>>28753234
So? Why is breathing manually supposed to be annoying
You are now aware of your posture and blinking manually, eat shit.
Friendship thread.
>First name
>country
>hobbies/interests
Reply to to someone you like!
>>28753144
>Pete
>Canada
I like to involve myself in politics, create maps, play battlefield and work as a mail delivery guy.
I also secretly plan and stockpile to wreck havoc when shit hits the fan.
>>28753144
>name
Daniel
>country
Burger, NorCal specifically
>hobbies
/out/, /diy/, TV, social drinks, campfires, trying to get into disc golf
>tfw don't know how to socialize with hobbies
>ywn be a normie
>>28753144
this is what i've been looking for mang.
>anon (if somone from here well talk for real)
>Zuerich Switzerland
>Photography, chilln, bonfires, long talks, walking, nightwalks and much more
sorry for shit english
Just a quick reminder so you "boys" know your place. ;)
>>28753057
And men don't want women who make these stupid >muh statement pictures
>>28753057
>t. chestlet
lmao
>>28753081
Actually the fact she take the piss out of manchildren alone is reason enough for me to consider them already. It means she has a great judge of character and isn't afraid to stomp on subhuman cretins.
a fellow robot is missing, let's find him and bring him home. not easy finding tendies in the wild.
>>28753046
>billage
>>28753046
>black t-shirt with three wolves howling at a red moon
>5' tall
>15 years old
A true robot
>>28753046
>WHITE MALE
>5'5
>ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS
>Have gf
>Relatively attractive, although insecure about a lot of thing (smallish tits, somewhat visible scoliosis, not quite chubby but not quite skinny)
>I'm out of her league, she knows it
>Completely infatuated with me and is always eager and willing
>Enjoy starting arguments with her only to watch her eventually break down and beg my forgiveness, even when she's done nothing particularly wrong
Am I a bad person?
yea you are, but she probably rejected some beta orbiters waiting for you to ask her out so whatever
>>28752994
I was in this same exact situation before she finally mustered up the courage to remove herself from my life. To answer your question, yeah, probably. But if it makes you happy then there's no reason to not continue doing it. Having power over another person's emotions is satisfying.
>>28752994
Nope she's a woman therefore she's a histrionic vapid cunt so she probably deserves what she's getting. After all, she is the one who chooses to stay with a horrible human being like yourself. She could leave if she wanted to.
female lower abdomen general
>no happy trail
Disgusting.
full bush is best bush
shaved is for teenagers
trimmed is ok but bush is always best
>>28752971
I miss eating pussy
>tfw haven't touched a vagina in 10 months
>inb4 beta
I don't care if its beta, I love nothing more than resting my face in a vagina and eating pussy, licking her inner thigh and butthole, playing with her pubes. its heaven in there.
Why do people say shotgun is the most effective suicide method when it's obviously blowing yourself up?
> no immediate identification by face , people would have to use other means that would take longer
> a horrible sight to see
>>28752947
It's a lot easier to pull a trigger than rig up a bomb big enough to blow you to smithereens.
At least, for most people.
>>28753110
This. The most effective method isn't weighed just by lethality, time to kill and experienced pain, it's also about accessibility. Otherwise the most effective method would be euthanasia by an experienced doctor, but good luck arranging that one.
How do I quit a job? I got my first job as a car painting apprentice but I want to quit and try and get a part time job while trying to get into uni but I can't fricken quit. Do I leave a voice message? What do I dooo. I'm thinking of killing myself to save me from this. Who here /social anxiety disorder/ and how do you deal with situations like these
>>28752892
Try sticking it out for at least a month then give a 2 week notice to your boss. Or just don't bother going in anymore and ignore their phone calls.
Just stop going to work you doofus
>>28752924
What if I need then for a reference. It's my only job
Why do normies mock virgins and other types of losers?
Don't they realise that were the people who need their help the most?
No one helped them
>>28752874
Nobody has ever mocked me for that. People don't give a shit.
>>28752874
because the fact we exist is an ego boost to them
DURRRRRR DURRRR DOIIII ADDDOIIIIII DURRRRR I'M A NEET
This is about the level of quality I've come to expect from wagecuck posts.
RAGIE WAGIE
RAGIE WAGIE
RAGIE WAGIE IS RAGEY CUS HES A WAGIE
great impression op let me do one of you
>do you want fries with that?
hey robots. i need some advice.
so i'm trying to build up a friend network, but i haven't had much luck. i think the reason is because i don't spend all my time with one group. its like playing 5 video games at once.. you have to focus on one at a time to really 100% it. So, whats the best place on here to meet good friends? I'm not an outgoing person and i dont have a ton of money, but I do like shooting things with my gun (/k/?) and I (obviously) love vidya (/v/?)?
Should I make one of those my home, or would r9k be better for true friendship
have you ever kissed someone? if not, WELCOME HOME.
>>28752822
yeh. i did, but it was because my sister dared her to kiss me and said she didn't want to. i wasn't going to say no so it was kinda cool. thats why i think i'm going to get women one day.. even if they dont want to initially, they still kiss me.
>>28752896
GTFO NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bi bob booba dee doop
What are your sexual weak points?
Armpits for me.
>>28752745
Nipples
Stimulation of male nipples is almost never seen in western porn for some reason, luckily it's in a lot of Japanese porn though
>>28752745
Ears. I don't know why. Also yes nipples. Nibble, bite, lick, suck, squeeze, pinch, twist.
>>28752770
>girl licks my nipples, sucks, pinches them
>feel absolutely nothing
She was disappointed. Maybe if she doesn't give up they'll start being sensitive, though?
