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When a woman looks like this and you get mad because she turns you down. Ask yourself
What do YOU look like?
What do YOU bring to the table?
>>28756000
yeah if i was straight i could never score her
>that literal shit outfit
yeah I wouldn't talk to her, or atleast initiate a conversation myself
lol
>>28756000
>What do YOU bring to the table?
Warmth and love in my heart you faggot.
>be me 18 useless
>No job or school
>Parents kicking me out
>Rip me
Pic related
>>28755967
You are must be the worst person to live with, if your parents are kicking you out at 18 knowing you don't have a job.
Genuinely kill yourself.
>>28755967
>18
Fuck off with your trivial problems
>>28756025
Eat my poo you nigger
My dad just got real passive aggressive towards me for not going to prom. I told him I just can't put in the effort to get a date, but he insists that because there are more women than men in my year it should have been easy. Truth is I'm deathly afraid of talking to women in even the slightest romantic sense. I couldn't tell him that.
I can't really blame him for his frustration, though. He was a chad when he was in HS, but all three of his sons are bad with women.
>for not going to prom
>prom
>HS
wew lad seems like you should go play with your little friends
>>28755846
I am exactly like you. But I am the only robot among three sons.
It feels a lot worse when your younger chad brothers make fun of you
>tfw went to a Christian school that didn't have prom
>drink alcohol
>all that happens is my stomach feels bad and i get tired and dont want to do anything
>smoke weed erryday
>just feel generally better for about 20 minutes but thats it
what drug is the best for being complacent with a shit life?
>>28755834
i use weed
>smoke weed
>immediately realize how filthy my room is
>spend an hour cleaning my room, smoking and listening to lo-fi house
>smoke more
>shower
>intense hygiene regimen, floss teeth wash face
>smoke more
>put on nice clothes for no reason
>4 AM and live alone
>select all images with a store front
anyone else?
>smoke weed 3 times in a few days
>everyone's say "lmao dude u look so high lmao"
>I get asked if I'm high pretty often, it's just my body language/face, and therefore nothing has changed
>The only feeling I have is a feeling very similar to wearing glasses with smudges on them, mildly irritable and hazy, though i was not wearing glasses
>Never drank, never will
Guess I just have to improve my life, then
Tell me about your spiritual journey
>>28755820
its a bit long. i manage an office for a psychic now and hes very spiritual, personal development, growth oriented etc.
really great place to work, lots of wisdom floating around
Never have one of those... Im too skeptic for shit like that.
And if I have a soul its probably broken.
>>28755820
>take shit in jugs for 2 weeks straight
>save all jugs
>dump all accumulated shit on neighbours door step
>mfw he finds elephant sized shit on his door step
>fap while he cleans it
>see god when I cum
Paypal beg thread
I'm a broke college fag and i got fired from my job at McDonald's. i just need enough to get myself some good old instant ramen noodles.
send money to [email protected]
were you just not showing up on time? did you diddle a co-worker? the fuck dude?
sorry brother - I don't donate to ex-wagies.
sign up at your local BENNIE CENTER to get full autismbux entitlements.
>>28755790
I used to work place with alot of niggers. I got into a fight with a nigger coworker. called him a nigger and to go back to coontown.
You catch your 13 year old daughter playing with herself on the couch and taking pictures of it with her phone.
What do you do?
Ask her to send me the pics so I can jack off to her.
>>28755722
Ignore it, she's just being a kid. Pretty sure I did some shit like that with polaroids.
nothing, pretend i didn't see it. i wouldn't give half a shit she just shouldn't be doing it on the couch where everyone sits.
i'd have to wipe the couch down prolly later.
I'm tired of just using my hands, what can I do for better fap quality?
>>28755721
>get ziplock bag
>turn it inside out
>smear the new inside with some sort of lubricant, lotion, vitamin ointment, etc.
>stick pillow under matress
>stick bag in between pillow and mattress
>get naked, stick dick in bag, push down on mattress for more pressure
>watch porn on phone while fucking bed-vagina
>cum BUCKETS and shiver because orgasm is so good
You're welcome
>>28756077
Make sure the bag is large enough to fit your dick btw. Some ziplock bags aren't large enough.
>>28755721
Vagina
That feel when
>tfw I got my practice gf pregnant
>>28755718
Serves you right wanna be Chad.
>>28755718
now you get to practice alimony
>>28755718
>tfw my bf wants to get me pregnant
>tfw I'm just an ugly girl so I'm practice-tier but he's a good person so he loves me anyway
Feels good man
So tell me what exactly is wrong with you
>>28755653
not much. right now im going through a weird mental patch, but im generally happy. i think im spending way too much time on 4chan. the major issue is i dont have the same passion i used to for what i do. and i think its just cuz im focusing on the wrong projects. when i love em i immerse.
>>28755716
I agree, spend less time on 4chan and the internet in general. It certainly killed my passion. It's amazing how fast it comes back though. It only took me a few days to feel normal again. Glad to hear you're generally happy, anon.
My mind is kind of fucked up.
/r9k/ BLOWNNNNNNNN THE FUCK OUT
KEEP REDDIT OUT OF 4CHAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsraLhj-H4
Jokes on her, I'm a pedophile.
do you think people would do that?
go on the internet and tell lies to bait replies and reactions?
She's 100% English, cute as fuck but dumb...dumb as fuck.
>>28755535
>100% English
>dumb as fuck
Sounds about right.
>>28755556
Lawl lol'd
>>28755535
Show more stupidity, I'm bored
So let me get this straight, there is a whole board, and a well used one, dedicated to a group of young men directing hate to normal people and hating themselves.
I only have one question, why?
Why doesn't the horse compete in the Kentucky Derby?
LOL that name, oh my god what the fuck are you doing with your life. /pol/ will be shit for the next year anyway until the presidential race settles down... I hope.
>>28755619
wait for the cooldown to end. Some faggots don't like ass and faggots that do it for free decided to put me on cooldown because they are faggots. I mostly ignore trump threads and /b/ tier posts.
Hey senpai... I came here to ask you faggots about depression... Storyteim a bit?
>Have sister
>egoistic type
>thinks can do shit without consequences
>never really been in love
>constantly in relationships tho
>one day get a bf
>dated for a week
>the dude obv used her as a cumtray
>sister dosen't want to admit to herself that
>she went to study in a different country for a semester
>started to talk to the dude again
>she thought they could get back to be what they were
>dude didnt want distant relationship with cumtray sister
>she had a really bad time
>started blaming her time being in country for her break up with dude
>a year has passed since they broke up
>now she is with me, in city, studying
>she is constantly crying, breaking down
>walking around like a maniac, crying in the apparment's yard, smoking
>tooloud.jpg
>contemplating murdering her, since this goes on day and night
>She been to psychologist
>gave up on her
>sent her to a psychotherpaist
>gave anti-deps and chillpills
>started taking incorrectly
>dosed herself to be a piece of crying shit
>got to psychiatria for wanting to kill herself
>they informed her there that she's been taking pills in the wrong way
>prescribed her pills vice versa
>started getting better
>started getting worse
>started drinking
>'it's gonna be fine anon, im not taking the chill pills just the anti-deps, i can drink on that'
>idunnoaboutthat.png
>she is back at step one crying constantly
Ever been in depression?
How can I help my sister to not be a pathetic piece of shit?
Do you think I should let her do her shit or start beating her for being a selfish dick not letting others live?
you know what you have to do, just make it look like an acident.
She just wanted to be loved like all of us do
>>28756256
no dude that's too obvious, you gotta do some stupid shit that can look like something a crazy person would do.
>turn 19 today
>Still a virgin
Its over pals life doesnt get any better
You are still a kid, life hasnt even started yet for you.
>teenager thinks he has it hard cause waah no gf
You've experienced nothing yet. Fucking grow up.
>>28755505
Does life begin after I get laid or smoke weed
I swear only the people who get laid my age smoke weed
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