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What type of normies will be first to go in the inevitable beta-uprising?
Sports Fans
>>28625730
Either this or people in relationships.
>>28625677
all of them
/thread
Do you think Elliot ever tried to grow a beard? I would have loved to have seen what he would have looked like with one
>>28625671
where did you find this ultrarare elliot
Hapas sure are cute until they hit puberty
>>28625671
bumping for more ultrarare elliots
Anybody ever succeed in quitting porn here? How'd you do it?
Never did porn, only prostitution.
Got a regular job and stopped.
>>28625861
they mean watching porn you filthy degenerate
>>28625642
I found nofap community on reddit and then I stopped watching porn(it really helps)
Now I want to quit fapping also.
What is the most pathetic thing you do on a regular basis?
Or
What is the most pathetic moment of your life
>Went on holiday alone to australia
>for two weeks
>grandparents paid for it
>they wanted me to socialize and make friends in some hostels
>Isecretly booked a hotel with my neetbux and spent three weeks ordering room service and only left the room 3 times.
>told them i had a great time when i got home
>pretended to skype with friends i told them I'd met a few times.
am i pathetic?
>>28625556
>three weeks
I meant two.
That's actually pretty funny. Why would go on vacation alone?
>What is the most pathetic thing you do on a regular basis?
Pretend to be a girl in online sex chatrooms
Is nofap a meme? Another robot told me I should do it then I asked some follow up questions and no response.
It just seems like I would get horny as fuck and since I'm still not /fit/ or /fa/ enough to attract women, I would just be horny with no outlet.
I got too horny, but it teaches discipline if you're a chronic masturbater. Try fapping once or twice a week.
>is nofap a meme
It's a placebo. It works if you believe it works.
>inb4 buttmad robots shit up the thread because they're forced to accept they are lying to themselves
Fake it till you make it, fuckers.
>>28625564
>>28625587
fugg that
spetsnaz
>claims to be a robot
>doesn't listen to Death Grips
>frog poster
>death grips
>worrying about who is a robot
>shit shit-posting
>getting responses anyway because its /r9k/
>(you)
yeah it all checks out
>>28625522
>greentexting the following:
>frog poster
>death grips
>worrying about who is a robot
>shit shit-posting
>getting responses anyway because its /r9k/
>(you)
purposely criticising and getting butthurt?
all checks out.
jesus christ 2016 bait is such trash
are you good at using tools, robots?
can you repair or construct things?
I made a table when I was 12 so my dog wouldn't have to bend her neck down as far to eat her food. She still uses it to this day
>>28625534
that's so nice anon
i'm ok and i even own some of my own power tools
haven't used them in a while though
Let say one day there's a fire in a building and you and other people are stuck here
Later you find the exit without anybody acknowledging that
The bunch of people are Normies , Chads and Stacies
If you save them you could get Stacies pussy and chad and normies friends
If you don't you get 20 000 Dollars and a blessing from St.Elliot
What do you do ?
>>28625419
Not show them. Why would I care? I need that $$$
>>28625419
>If you save them you could get Stacies pussy and chad and normies friends
yeah right
>implying stacies wouldn't instantly forget you
>implying chad would care and wouldn't leave you in the flaming building while rushing out through the exit
>implying normies wouldn't forget about your great deed within a week
$20 000 is way better, and st. elliot would be proud of me
OR
I could be a decent person and let them out, but why would I do that if they wouldn't care about me either way
the story alone that you heroically escaped from the jaws of hell when others perished will get you laid
Did escortbro ever post an update thread? You know the one who was making those crazy detailed greentexts about the escort he was dating.
I think I missed it and it feels real bad man.
looking for it too mate.
i didnt see one today but i also didnt have the good fortune to be on 4chan all day today. but i figure if i miss one, when i see the next one someone will post a link to the old threads and i can catch up.
If he is going to post today it will be in aprox 7 hours as he always posted in eurocuck evening.
It's 4:30am where I am and I just got off the phone with the crisis line.
The volunteer didn't even talk to me much. 90% of the phone call was dead silence.
I've never felt so alone.
Are you suicidal anon?
>>28625280
do you wanna talk anon?
>>28625280
>>>/28616074/
just go to this thread opie
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
I've been here 9 years but what the fuck is this website?
please continue
lewd anime girls are the best things in life
10 out of fucking 10
Life is a joke.
Should I cut my face again?
at least give me your hair and beard
i have neither
>>28625117
cut your ballsack
Do it post photos. You can't keep getting all this precious attention you want with stale material friend
Who /shitpostingon3rdshift/ here?
>>28625095
3rd shift slave reporting in, where do you work OP?
reporting in senpai i just ate and now have my cappuchino
feels good not to be a wageslace desu
Third shift quinoa warehouse loser reporting in
Is there something genuinely wrong with us that we don't have sex? Even very ugly and disabled people do it. For most people, it's expected that they will occasionally, if not regularly, fuck someone.
So what is wrong with us?
>>28624986
You don't want to have sex.
its not our fault, we are kept down by the Illuminati so we dont reproduce.
society is based almost entirely around ensuring we dont spread our 'gift'.
>So what is wrong with us?
I'm a 5'4 manlet
Would you rather pass out by passing out (lethal injection, monoxide poisoning) or by facing death straight-on like a badass and experience it fully? (dying of natural causes)
>>28624898
>Would you rather pass out by passing out
I got mugged by a nigger, told him I didn't have shit and begged him to end my life and he wouldn't
>>28624898
nice dog pic, my dude
