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How do I kill myself without dying?
Meditate until ego death.
>>28619999
>This post
>Those dubs
You know what to do.
>>28619999
quads of truth
>>28619984
Or you could take lsd/dmt/mushrooms
which one does /r9k/ pick?
Rowlet for me. I favor the grass starters heavily, and owls are my favorite animal. I was pretty thrilled
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I'm going with the kitty!
If you had a gf, could you forgive her for cheating on you?
>>28619858
No, because I have more self-respect than that.
>>28619858
Im a genuine robot. I dont know how fucking relationships work anymore. I hear people everytime saying they are in an open relationship. Maybe they exchange partners and take turns or something....
>>28619858
I despise women who forgive their cheating boyfriends. I'd be a hypocrite if I forgave my hypothetical girlfriend
>get a hostile reply attacking me
>read it and get heat flashes and start angrily typing out a response
>don't even give a shit about what someone says to me online
Does this happen to anyone else?
>>28619840
Totally. Quit being a sensitive faggot.
>>28619840
If you mean on here, it's an anonymous message board. If i start typing a heated message, and I come to my senses that it's an awful post, I'll post it anyway and call it a shitpost
>tfw i get into an online argument
>tfw i get btfo
Who here beginning to wake up and hate the jews ?
>>28619827
Bet you wouldnt be saying that if you had a horny little jewish princess with a big old nose who knows where it goes slobbering over your uncircumcised dick saying OH VEYYYYYY
>>28619849
...."with over ward gums"
>"who squeeks when she cums"
>>28619827
Why hate only the jews when you can hate everyone?
People who spam politics into everything deserve to legitimately die.
I'm so fucking tired of every board on this website being infested with /pol/ retards. Why the fuck hasn't that board been deleted yet?
>>28619786
You can always o back to your home site rebbit or tumblr if all this trump talk is triggering you too much. Slitting your fat faggot wrists will solve both of our problems. Either one is better than you staying here and making shitty whiny crybaby threads though.
This is now a BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP thread
>1.tfw you toot so hard your skirt flies up and you kyaa like a japanese school girl
>>28619841
whoa I did not see this post coming
>>28619841
>tfw when your butt toots out really stinky air
FUCK.
It's another fucking "anon kills a school shooter during the massacre and is regarded as a hero and cared for" dream
>>28619689
Everyone has dreams/fantasies of being a brave hero in some way. It's not unusual.
It's another trying to beat up a bully but can't throw punches that actually hurt him dream
Its another fucking "you have friends" dream
/r9k/ I need some advice or anything
>senior in highschool
>just turned 18 a couple weeks ago
>got accepted into UCSB, had perfect grades all throughout high school
>would've got into Berkeley but my personal statement sucked
>got in trouble here and there, nothing too major
>Friday I jokingly dry humped girls I knew
>someone took a picture and reported it
>girl was 16
>got arrested, graduation is in 2 days and I was supposed to speak there too
What the fuck is going to happen? Im really worried here bots
None of the girls took offense to it as well, we all laughed it off
Yeah I know it was still stupid as fuck but I'm paranoid as hell I had so much money saved up I've been working so hard to pay tuition
>>28619686
you are not a robot
you are a piece of shit and I hope you are arrested and kicked from college
now leave
>>28619686
Damn, that sucks OP. Slaughter the snitch
Hey robots. Coming to terms with having borderline personality disorder. Any one else dealing with it too? Advice, tips, and stories welcome.
In a similar vein I'm coming to terms with having Narcissism. I need attention from people but I think they are all fucking retarded. I hate this, I wish I were psychotic instead.
>>28619723
Grass is greener on the other side huh? This shit sucks cuz I can't keep any kind of relationship. I feel like I'm possessed by some beast that decides to reach out and crush everything around me at any given moment. No one is safe and nothing is sacred. I have no control.
>>28619796
Exactly. I feel the same way, I want to crush all those around me, except I also want them to admire and worship me so I end up acting beta to try to keep them around a little longer. I'm like a virus that works slowly so as not to kill the host too early, to cause as much a suffering as possible. They're all liars and deserve it.
>first semester of college
>take six courses
>drop a course at the end of the semester
>second semester of college
>take five courses
>drop two courses at the end of the semester
>third semester of college (this semester)
>take four courses
>drop three courses mid semester
>fourth semester of college (next semester)
>already dropping out of this college and going into a private ez pz college
Who /educationalfailure/ here?
>all these stupid college cucks wasting away their lives
You're not any better than wages or NEETS
Step the fuck up kids. I think it's time to embrace the real world, get a job and start working your ass off
College is for those who actually like what they are studying, have good grades and dont see the moment of finishing and actually use their degree.
>mfw fuck school
>>28619560
Absolutely pathetic, OP.
You need to discipline yourself.
I'm currently on academic suspension because my GPA was so shit. I can come back next year though.
how the fuck do i ask a girl out over snapchat. ive been talking to her way too long and if i dont make a move i think i will probaly lose her soon........ shes starting to play games as well, like not replying or not responding for hours even though shes glued to her phone
just ask:yo shawdy wanna come out w/me?
>>28619768
really
is being direct the best i can do?
Honestly, just send a picture of your dick. It'll be like a term of endearment, chicks dig that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU8vp4Jnijw
how would you handle this situation? (you can be the white guy, the black guys, or the thicc girl)
Rolled up the window and blasted my weeb music
>>28619367
ok what the fuck is going on? what is the context of the conflict?
I would just get in the car and leave before any fighting ensued
>>28619446
one of the cars cut in front of the other one, this happens almost every day.
but one of the black guys decided it was ok to put his hands on another mans GF, ended up with his car ruined.
Everything is boring
What a shocking development!!!!
>>28619283
Have you tried everything first ? Realistically this is a very questionable statement you have there.
>>28619369
Your picture is gross
>>28619419
I did, everything is boring
Is being attracted to your dad immoral?
>>28619263
Is shitposting immoral? It should be.
>>28619263
how old is he and you? when the age difference is not that far apart, it is biologically speaking pretty logical, that you could get such feelings. don't get me wrong though... incest is bad and you shouldn't even consider that! all I'm saying is that you just may have a normal chemical body reaction triggered by the opposite sex... if you leave it at that, nothing wrong
sorry for my fucked up english
Reading this gave me such a hard on
http://www.psychforums.com/paraphilias/topic65994.html
what anima can bring you happiness
>>28619210
Is that a babby
None because they all end
>>28619210
Trigun is pretty good
