Peanut butter or Jelly?
Peanut butter cause I don't want fucking manlet children.
>>25967359
>not both in a sandwich
>>25967410
She's in heels.
But to OP, I would still take Peanut Butter. Tough choice though.
I have a bitchy girlfriend. What should I do?
kill yourself tbqh
>>25967385
Already tried that
>>25967413
just fucking do it. Look at it like this. You deserve death, but nobody is going to do it for you. So you're the only one who can do it.
how does it make you feel to know that your dick will never be that huge?
Looks like it was put into a beehive for hours
Good
That looks disgusting
>>25967119
my dick can be huge if i inject it full of a bunch of bullshit like that guy
Describe your life with one picture.
I start.
123 it's me 321
My autism speak for itself.
>>25966934
>that one guy wearing an all white suit, with a black trilby
I assume this is what you were referring to in the picture that describes your life
Angelo Gage, prominent Skinhead leader and boyfriend of Sinead of Firestarter Media, was found dead in his home early this morning.
Allegedly he had gotten into a heated argument with a heavily autistic 35 year old African American male on the comments section of his YouTube vid. Various statistics on black crime were showed by Angelo at first, however in the next 20 minutes after the African American ignored them. Racial epithets were used by Angelo, and the exchange ended with him saying "if you want to take this further you know where I'm at. Peace".
The...
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>heavily autistic
autists are the real chads
This is a picture of a dead combatant from some Russian conflict, you nigger.
>>25966783
kek, he's like "I ain't even mad"
Anybody else seen one?
>be me
>go to McDonalds
>waiting for cashier
>some little black girl that looks uncannily like pic related shows up behind cashier, she literally has the size and height of an 8 year old.
>say hi and order my tendie burger
>she says in "will that be all" and sounds exactly like a damn 8-9 year old
> I say "yeah"...
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I used to work in a corner store and there was a woman who would come in every day and looked about 8-10 years old. Short, blonde hair, flat, childish facial features. Thing is she came in to buy cigarettes and she had the voice of a 50-year old chain smoker.
>>25966685
Never lucky
>Original.jpg
>>25966631
I'm dating a 20 year old chick who is 4 foot 10 inches and 78lbs
She's all into Victorian clothing, corsets, lingerie, and kinky shit. The first time she came over to my place she wore a collar and a leash.
Her voice is so girlish it's insane
And she's so sweet. She does anything I ask. I have video of her doing my dishes in lingerie
A newfag here on 4chan.What can you tell me interesting to get me started?
>>25966592
Leave while you still can. Please save yourself.
When I came here I was a decently well off, happy normie. This website will do nothing positive for you. It made me lose all but one friend, it made me fall for memes, it made me hate women, it made me less social, it made everything good about me bad.
Leave while you still can. Please.
>>25966592
get a trip my friend, thank me later ;)
>>25966737 What is a trip?
>OMG girls don't wear makeup for guys
Is this the biggest lie ever told?
I wear make up because it makes me go from 5/10 to 7/10. With only foundation, mascara, an eyebrow pencil + 10 mins of time.
Pretty good deal. Of course "doing it for yourself" is bullshit but at the same time I'm treated better when I wear makeup and more confident.
>>25966645
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
YOUR VAGINA STINKS MORE THAN AN OLD WOMANS QUEEF
>>25966645
The only reason for you to try and go from a 5 to a 7 is to attract a man out of your league you whore.
Please fucking kill yourself.
>brother sends me text
>"You should do yoga. There are so many girls here!"
AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srw3YSda1XY
tell your bro to fuck off
Your brother is right though. I took a yoga class for a while. Girls wet themselves over dudes taking yoga. he doesn't even have to be good looking for thirsty girls to start throwing themselves at him after a couple classes. The dude is showing an interest in health and fitness and thats enough for some girls to be like "fuck me PLEASE"
>>25966553
>Doing something just because "there are...girls."
Jesus fuck, how much of a vagcuck is your brother?
If you want to participate in (activity x) because you enjoy it, that's one thing. But that type of logic your brother is using is literally orbiter tier.
This is Kid Bengala. The #1 porn actor in Brazil.
This ugly manlet negro is fucking prime Brazilian pussy as we speak while we, who are blessed with youth, whiteness and better looks are virgins. Why must the world be so unfair?
>prime Brazilian pussy
I know bestiality might be legal over there OP, but don't project your fetishes onto the rest of us.
That guy is an 8/10 easily
>>25966327
>we, who are blessed with youth, whiteness and better looks are virgins.
You only got the white and virgins part right.
>Decide no never watch porn again
>Doing good, feeling better about myself
>If i have the urge to fap i think about real girls i feel attracted to
>Orgasms feel good again
>Decide to go to /gif/ to see if i can control myself
>Already fapped 3 times to porn webms
I hate myself, back to square one.
Piercing the pig.
>>25966321
She's a pig allright
>>25966312
>Already fapped 3 times to porn webms
You know when I read posts I realize the guys on this website would be the worst sexual partners ever, if you can cum from watch a repeating scene with no sound then you aren't going to last long at all. I've never seen an image or webm on this website that I could fap too, its takes me at least 10 mins minimum to even cum to HD videos of my favourite category (and that's hardcore stuff), how do you guys do it, do you take drugs...
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What's the strangest thing that happened to you this week?
I saw a dwarf in real life.
>>25966179
my friend cried in front of me
Saw a woman dragged by rapist and asking for help.
>>25966179
I saw two hobos giving fellatio to each other in an alley behind the gas station where I work
>Fuck something up you are working on
>Normies expect you to admit fault even though you know full well they are going to chastise and maybe even punish you for it
>If you lie you have a chance of getting away with it and not having to be put through any bullshit when knowing you fucked something up was bad enough
I am not talking about deliberately doing something wrong. I am talking about mistakes. Normies want you to admit them even though they will berate you anyway.
What the fuck do you expect?
What sort of deterrent for making mistakes do you fucking want? This shit aint a fucking hugbox.
Admit your mistake, take some heat, and learn from it. Are you some sort of bitch or something?
>>25966032
I have the perfect solution do what I do
lie, but personally know you messed up
>>25966046
>taking heat from fuccbois
>ever
What does /r9k/ think of weeb women?
>>25965922
anime is fuckin cringe
>>25965922
I wan't to save this image but I have no idea what folder to put it in and its driving me crazy.
>>25965924
What kind of weird filing system do you have?
It goes in /boobs/
>biweekly figure delivery arrives
>open it
>don't even get that special feeling anymore
>don't even unpack the figures
I think I lost the only thing which gave me a feeling of short happyness
Can nobody relate?
No but I can help you tie the hangman's knot
I can relate to losing pleasure in a once liked activity. I don't really like anything. Like, I don't enjoy movies, in general, but I will enjoy a particular movie.