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Hey /r9k/
all of you faggots SUCK!
this is nice thread now
>>28327184
No, you fucking bitch ass knophead
I wonder what human flesh tastes like.
>younger sister is getting pounded in the room next to mine and I can hear her having sex through the walls
How does she looks like?
>>28327127
Record the sounds with your phone
>tfw no bull to bang my sister
So are all of you really just spoiled,anti social brats who actualy havent met a girl since highschool or are you all just playing dumb?like,you guys cant be this dumb can you?there is absolutely no way you can be this dumb. Picture unrelated and also kind related but in a vague way.
>>28327086
Fuck. Reading that made me feel le 10% dumber
Duuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr
>>28327086
shoo shoo little chad shill
>>28327118
Im being serious.i havent gotten past the first page and all i see is insecurity and women hate.
Which is the most comfy operating system, /r9k/?
Win 98
>>28327057
Windows 95, the smell of warm electronics, a stack of floppy disks and a big box CRT monitor. Perfect.
>>28327057
It's the most slacky operating system, of course.
>jerk off at least 2 times a day
>do it cause my balls hurt
>get relief when i jizz
>balls hurt not even an hour later
is it cancer, or do i just have blueballs
>haven't had any female contact with penis since feb 2015
>>28327012
>haven't had any female contact with penis since feb 2015
woah that sure is a long time, my non-normie friend
>>28327012
>haven't had any female contact with penis since feb 2015
fuck you
>>28327012
Seek medical help. Sounds like prostate cancer
>it's a family insist on giving you a birthday party day
They don't, I wish they did. I don't even get gifts some years. I'm a grown man though and they're not expected.
that guy knows deep down those two younger kids will get laid long before he does, if ever
Thats why last year i woke up before everyone else and just spent the day in the forest until night
I plan to do the same this year
Choose your own adventure thread
>>28326978
i would probably take super science
>>28326978
got a fuck ton of these
>>28326978
>>/tg/
(oregimengo comment)
How does /r9k/ feel about people who like Pokemon?
>>>/vp/26159293
Yugioh is better
Is the show even worth watching nowadays? What about the new movies?
>>28326975
To me it's like a millennial only thing. I'm an older weeb so I never understood the appeal of pokeymon.
Don't dislike it or the doujins though.
>29 KV
>Manlet
>zero friends
>can't get good looking gf because Manlet and not good looking
>can't get single mom gf because too poor to be beta bucks
>blizzard ruined WoW and it can't distract me anymore
What's the point in any of this
>>28326974
post a pic of your face and i'll help fix you
>>28327122
here goes nothing...original commmm
>>28327406
Is your name Matt Ogus?
so my friend is FUCKED UP on valium and beer passed out on my bed. he's snorring and laying on his stomach but i know whatevrer he took is probsbly too much for him since he's passed out on my bed. HE'S LIeng on his stomach, face to the side. I just want to make sure he wont die on my watch.as my tolerance is way higher than his. any suggestions on keeping him alive and well? I literraly had to scream at him mid-drive to give me the wheel cuz he was swerving on the wrong side of the road/ I got him back to my place safe, now I just wanna play lol while making sure he's ok. any tips?
Stats: he took probably 40 mg valium and a beer or 2,
I took 20 mg valium and 2 beer (in each case beer= 24 oz steel reserve (8..1 abv))
what do? we both weigh about 150 lb, he's on my bed snoring, I'm just waiting for the next league update so i can play while he recuprates(i can handle way more then him).
dont let your bro die dude itd be fucked up
>>28327002
these are my feelings, just hoping i can get some good advice from 4chan
>>28327010
Turn him on his side as shown on this picture. This ensures he wont choke on his own puke. The gently turn his head backwards so he can breath easily. Let him lay there and check on him every 30min or so.
Hello my dearest friends.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BgUmuCfByH
>>28326891
Fucking get it together jesus fucking christ
>>28326891
are you laughing or crying cause holy kek
>>28326891
Sounds fake as fuck, either that or you have the most pathetic cry I've ever heard
Guys, I have to break up with my gf of 4 years.
I just realized I don't really feel anything for her anymore. I kissed her the other day, and I feel nothing any more. I'm too young to settle for a passionless relationship, so it's fair to me and her if I end it?
How do I do it? Never broken up with anyone before.
Ask /adv/ you fucking normie
TAKE IT TO /SOC/ YOU GODDAMN NORMIE
>>28326889
Really think about it before you do it. Maybe you just need to reignite the passion, anon.
Why are black hairlines so much better than white hairlines?
>>28326812
You think that looks good?
They actually have oddly low hairlines and have to get them trimmed constantly with an electric buzzer at the barber shop.
>>28326835
Either that or they are half bald from the start. Its weird
Long story short, she just lazes around and watches netflix all day. So I was thinking I'd go out tonight and get my dick sucked by some random bar slut. I'll take pics and put it as the wallpaper on my PS3 (that she uses for Netflix). Hopefully, she'll take the hint. If she starts shit, I'll just beat her.
So will she not suck your dick herself?
>>28326815
No. She's very low energy.
Yes you shouldn't be loyal if she's not doing her job and being your Hoover Deluxe. Find someone else and then dump her. She would do the same to you if she was hotter. I've had it done to me believe me.
find a fIaw m8s.
>>28326785
3dpd
>>>/s/
>She is not 2DHow can one outsmart the robot?
>>28326785
Her middle toes are kind of bent or something
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