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Do you ever think about how well your life could have gone? How well some peoples lives actually go? I imagine it constantly and like to think there is a me out there in an alternate universe making the most out of it.
>takes advantage of relatively high intelligence, does amazing in school and gets a great job
>realizes physical fitness is important for a high quality life, works out
>isn't afraid of awkward situations, puts himself out there
>maintains friends, engages in social media
>builds wealth and invests
>gets a shy little qt pie gf and knows love

I honestly think I'm living the worst possible version of my potential life. If I could talk to my 8 year old self I would say try. Yes obviously it doesn't matter, but still try. If nothing matters it can't hurt to try. You are going to die so who cares, still try. It could have been better, but please try.
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things could have been very different, when I was 11 I was considered 'gifted and talented' at my school. Now I'm 23 with barely any education or anything else. I don't really know what to think anymore.
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>implying free will exists
>implying things could have been different
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>>25796408
I actually don't believe in free will at all. I just think the trajectory of my life is unfortunate.

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Whats with these refugees fleeing their shit country and when they get to a better one they get ass blasted and try to get sharia law enacted which made there home shitty to begin with ?
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>>25796116

because Islam is the truth and light f@m
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>>25796116
>try to get sharia law enacted which made there home shitty to begin with ?
Except we dont do that, we just want sharia for our ownselves (eg keeping our women pure and not degenerate sluts, removing fag from premises, etc). We just dont care what you guys do among yourselves

t. Islamist living in the US
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>>25796185

>Islamist

how does it feel being on FBI watchlist?
What ethnicity are you faggot.. Syrian Arab ?

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Stop worrying, guys! What's something you have hope for?
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Nothing little anime girl, just kill me now
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>>25796107
That one day despair will leave... The hope is small though.
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Temporary highs, such as new games and buying useless crap on amazon.

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why dont you faggots try going outside instead of being bitches in the internet?
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..or go to the library, that's good, too
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Why don't you try going outside instead of shitposting on the internet?
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I like the sudden advent of anti robot threads. No one has time for whining. Go exercise and get in shape

Why don't you stop chasing white whores and go find a qtp2t, loyal, virgin, indian gf?
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>>25795953

because they prefer asians despite northern indians, persians, arabs, kurds, ect all being apart of the same race as them

i wish i understood modern white man mentality. because in the old books i read they even recognized that these women shared a similar physical characteristic to them and preferred them over gook women

modern white men are retarded as fuck
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> chasing
> go for
> implying

Do you not know where you are?
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DESIGNATED

Ggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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If you could, would you adopt and take care of a cute little girl? Absolutely legally without any repercussions.
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>>25795919
I'm a fucking NEET, I can't even take care of myself why would I fuck up a cute little girls life too.
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>>25795919
I am entirely incapable of caring for children.
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>>25795919

yeah like when civilization collapses i'll have a whole harem of them then

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How many of you have you even tried getting a gf? Maybe if you put in some effort you could get one.

Enough with these bs excuses. It's time to better yourself and become a full fledged normie.

DO IT NOW
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How do I got gf pls
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Literally impossible for me sorry m8

I'm also 5'8
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>>25795901
Figure it out. I have no doubt you are smart enough to find the best way to do it. It's just a matter of discipline and dedication

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This is a thread for advice. Not "here's how you become a normie, bro, take it from me, I'm a normie" type of advice but just little bits of advice that each of us have found invaluable.

I'll start

>on social anxiety/that ambient feeling of awkward nervousness when in public

remember that people aren't nearly as aware of you (if at all) as you think that they are. also, your mindset doesn't necessarily represent other people's mindset, just like how your perception of a situation doesn't necessitate the situation being a certain way.

>on saying "no" without lying/making excuses

it's a really important part of being an adult to be able to say "no". We all know the feeling of being asked to do something/go somewhere and not wanting to do it, but being torn by a feeling of obligation. if you really, truly are obligated to do something, then you should probably do it... nonetheless, there are tons of situations where you are not obligated and should be able to say "no".

saying "no" is just a matter of being delicate. just as we can break some news about something to somebody in a really harsh way or in a really delicate way, so too can we tell somebody "no" with a bit of grace. there are a few approaches. you can often just say "I'm very busy". you can also say that you need the time to relax or maybe work on something of your own. lots of people automatically have excuses to say no, like people studying for a big test, or people with kids, whatever. we're bachelors. it's important for us to be able to delineate our own interests from other people's. as soon as you say "no" once, the person will start to respect the fact that you are a person too, that you have your own interests, etc.

>on general etiquette

you're probably not going to put anybody off if you're dressed decently, don't smell bad, use greetings before talking to people, and say things like "please" and "thank you". this is the bare minimum for being able to navigate stores, restaurants, etc.
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>>25795857
There's an entire board for this.
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>just go and say hi
I'm not Chad, I'm like 6/10, maybe a 7 on a really good day. I'm not extremely confident, I used to have a lot of anxiety before I realized how easy it was to meet girls.
Literally go and say hi. How are you doing. Care to talk for 5 minutes? It's not hard, no, it's extremely easy and it drives girls CRAZY when a stranger goes up to them and starts talking casually without a pretext or a motive.
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>>25795857
>on reading books

You might think that you could never read a book because you just quickly lose focus and start staring at a page. however, the only difference between reading a book and browsing /r9k/ is that the book is probably one topic/story whereas the internet is many topics left and right. think about it, you actually read a lot when you spend a few hours browsing the internet. the real problem is that you can't focus on one topic for more than a few minutes. in order to become a reader, you need to train yourself. start with a book that's really, really interesting to you, even if it's a guilty pleasure. I got started reading from going to the drug addiction/rehabilitation shelves in the library. before you know it, you'll spend a lot of time reading, and it will become a habit.

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Who here /hate r9k but can't stop/?
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I'm here, bro. Actually I can stop whenever I want.
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>>25795851
>I can stop whenever I want
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I love it.
It's always here to remind me how shit I truly am and keep me grounded.
Every time I'm about to fall for a meme "jus [x] bro" I come here because I know it'll set me straight.

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So...I'll be 35 next year - what exactly do I morph into at that point?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEET

>In Japan, the classification comprises people aged between 15 and 34 who are not employed, not engaged in housework, not enrolled in school or work-related training, and not seeking work.
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>>25795675
A faggot I think
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You morph into comfy neet
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Thats only NEET in Japan. In the UK youre no longer NEET when youre past age 25.

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>shy nerdy girl
>she looks cute
>loves anime and vidya
>her clothes come off
>tattoos
>piercings
>tramp stamp
>nope the fuck right out of there

Tell me your stories about girls who werent what they seemed
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>>25795514
Are you gay or something? Were you really that turned off by her individuality?
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>her clothes come off

Stopped reading right there.

Get out normie. This is a robot neighborhood.
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Fuckin stupid ass thing to do mang

hey, robots,

I'm here to tell you a little something

Did you know that psychopath/sociopath/narcissists love people like you?

What does that mean? Those dangerous people are attracted to people who are HUNGRY FOR LOVE AND ATTENTION

you have been warned...
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>>25795483
I don't give a fuck, I'd rather be manipulated and live a fun life than be a lonely loser
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wow, it's almost like every one already knew that

why do you think every one here has a practice gf, you retard
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fuck you faggot i didnt even want the grapes
:^)

What happened to the beta uprising?

A couple of months ago there was hope and everything seemed to change moving to the better for all robots and now I'm still sitting here being a khv fapping to waifus like nothing really happend.

Why?
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Not enough school shootings
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>>25795332
>What happened to the beta uprising?
Fags like you hyped it up without planning to participate.
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>>25795332
Obama's gun control put a swift end to it. The fucking faggot.

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When did you realize you'll never will be a normie?

> Be 27 year old kissless virgin
> Wow to be a normie, leave /r9k/, work out, get your degree, get a job and a car
> Still no gf though
> Three years later be 30 year old kissless virgin
> Match with a girl on Tinder, she has a photo of sunset only
> Triangulate her house from tinder distance
> Chat her up and get her number
> She's surprisingly not a landwhale so ask her out after a week
> She says ok but rejects my suggested location
> Ask her where to meet but get radio silence for two hours
> Notice her tinder distance has changed so she must have left her house
> Drive around the town and again triangulate her location, she's at some cafe
> Text her "Is he handsome?"
> "What are you talking about anon?"
> "I mean the guy you are meeting at that XYZ cafe"
> "WTF?! anon"
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I'm only 21 so I'm still trying. If I fail I will go full recluse and stop trying whatsoever, but I think I still have a shot at making it.
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>>25795378
Never give up. My friend found his future wife at 23.
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>>25795285
its fucking easy to kiss a girl you must have had an opportunity at some point.
fucking hilarious how much of a loser you are

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for a few years i've been on this board regularly and i noticed a lot of different people on here, with different lives and backgrounds, all claiming to be robots. some shun others for not being virgins or having social lives and some others don't really care about that shit.if anything the term robot has be so diluted that it doesn't seem to identify with anything.

so /r9k/, in your words explain what is a robot
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>>25795243
The biggest group in here. Virgin young white man marginalized by their own countries and people. Victims of the sexual revolution feminism and marginlization by this liberal society that gives them no voice but labels,
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An individual seeking companionship. Most of us have some deep
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if you kinda fucked a prostitute, are you still a virgin?

tried to fuck a few but could never get hard and only came once from her stimulation

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