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How do you revenge your shit life and exclusion from society?
OP starts:
>take products from the meat counter in shops and hide them behind cereal packages, leave without buying anything
>be in an unpaid internship at a fast food restaurant, put your finger in your ass and dip it in the food
>destroy children's snow fortresses and snowmen
>dont return the tray in mcdonalds
>piss on the walls in public restrooms
Those are some instances which i remember right off the bat, i may post some more later
hey ratters
>>27013193
Hello rato
Original comment Desu
>>27013193
hello rato~ (originalo commento)
Another day, another dollar. Amirite or amirite, wagecucks?
>>27013126
This joke isn't funny anymore.
I'm omw to work rn
>>27013126
Thisis more than correct.
Who you gonna call?
>>27013123
Why did they have to cast four of the most unattractive women imaginable? A Giant negress, a fatty, a bull dyke, and a plain Jane. I though Hollywood was about unattainable beauty.
SJWcucksters!
>>27013159
because muh diversity
>>27013159
Because the original cast weren't that attractive, either.
Any other robots play an instrument?
I wanna learn the keyboard/piano and was looking for some good resources
It helps me forget tfw no gf
i play the bass and recently i bought a harmoncia and i am trying to teach myself. Learning instruments its a good way to pass your time and forget that life sucks. I dont know much about keyboars but music theory basics are all over the internet..
Pianofag that can't find motivation to practice here
>>27013687
>>27013104
Her you go anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3oNVmSaMsE
>let's go around the room and introduces ourselves and something say something interesting
what the fuck do you do? there's nothing interesting about me, last time I said I liked photography and some girl asked me what camera I use
>>27013014
Make something up, kinda like how you retards make up stories about pretending to be NEETs and autists daily on /r9k/
Just say you have a pet or something.
>>27013014
You enjoy photography as a hobby. You have a Canon 1200D. If they ask, you use an EF-S 18-55mm.
They are pretty good, but youre looking to upgrade to a Nizon D7200 when you have the money, honestly you just prefer bigger cameras, they feel better [laugh here]
Youre just a begginer and dont really want to show any photos yet
You like animals, too, but your appartment/residence/parents house dont let you have a dog.
You play videogames and watch some TV shows, but not too much.
Who here /dumbasbricks/? IQ is officially recorded to be 103 though I've scored up to 110 on internet tests.
What's your IQ? Or at least what would you barter it might be?
>>27013010
IQ mean jack shit if you can't use your intelligence properly to innovate new ideas and create new solution to some theoretical principle in your daily life. Don't believe some dumb internet test that only calculate how much you can recognize stereotypical pattern structure determined by your ages, groups and cultural background.
102 here. I know its actually average, but I can't do math beyond the basics and anything intellectual is a chore. Even writing this well is a pain in the ass... fuck. I used to think I was near-genius, too. IQ from 130-150. Holy fuck I couldn't have been more wrong. Well, at least I'm still /tripledigit/.
103 is average, not low.
Have you guys ever considered Christianity?
>>27012811
Don't think it gives you free access to white women in europe or lolis after suicide attacks so it's not worth.
Considered it, but can't bring myself to believe in God.
>>27012811
Nope, Americans made sure of that.
>tfw your brother is fucking your sister
Getting cucked by your family is the worse.
OP you have to tell us more
greentext everything please
>>27012800
I'm all ears. Tell me more.
Why do men not have their own international day?
Think about it, if women were to all stop working for one week life would go on, but if all men stopped working, everything would break.
I think we deserve our own day, that would be fair for both sexes?
Look up gamete production rates between the sexes and 100% of everything about men vs women will become clear
>>27012618
>Why do men not have their own international day?
Pretty sure they do.
>>27012644
yep it's called Girls Are A Faggot Day and it's March 9.
>meet weeaboo girl
>Think she's cool so I reveal power level, start telling her about the relatively obscure anime I like while namedropping animators and directors (I don't actually watch anime anymore, but still have knowledge from back in the day)
>she seems to not long after lose interest. Didn't answer my texts. (I texted her once and she responded not long after, then texted her a couple times again a few days later and she didn't respond)
Did I fuck up? Do weeaboo girls not like guys who are into anime? Next time, should I just pretend the only anime I know are DBZ and Pokemon?
Either you went too fast or she's more into shitty moeblob anime.
>>27012573
Based on our convo she was into romance and shounen.
>>27012589
she wasnt the one anon. If she was she would be ecstatic about you liking anime or at least getting to know you better.
>"you have 3 seconds to ask that girl over there on a date or I'm shoving this bat up your beta ass!"
Op, come clean.
What's going on in your head.
>smack bat out of girls hand
>crush her into the pavement
Today was a good day.
>>27012539
>beat her with her own bat
![bojack-horseman-exclusive-trailer-debut_bghe[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b9d8DIt.jpg "bojack-horseman-exclusive-trailer-debut bghe[2]")
So I downloaded tinder, swapped right on every girl then my "likes" ended for 12 hours. What do I do now? It's been 2 hours, not a single match.
is this a scam?
>>27012381
If you swipe right on every single person, you are considered spam and filtered out.
>>27012381
You do realize that to get a match someone has to swipe you back.
>>27012406
really?
>>27012412
why hasn't someone swiped me back yet?
Hello /bots/
A woman is a burden.
She will not understand you and she will not be your friend.
She will not allow you to realise your happiness. She will manipulate your duty for her own good.
She expects you to earn more than her. She cannot save her money.
She expects you to provide her with compliments and shower her with gifts. She will buy you absolute garbage.
If ever you falter or show weakness, you will be left for the dogs.
Sex is overrated. Women are overrated. Pursuit of happiness is overrated.
Duty is the only true motivator.
Women do not understand duty.
Procreation is a necessity, use a surrogate and buy some 10/10 eggs.
Good luck.
>>27012252
>Hello /bots/
>Wild generalizations
Can you fucking not?
Is this a woman hate thread? Cause I'm down
>>27012267
Ty for the bump.
There is nothing wrong with generalisations.
>tfw 39c and very humid
>10:05pm
>tfw no aircon
hahahaa suck dick melbourne cuck without an aircon. i am over here in air conditioned peace
>Autumnn
>>27012276
global warming. t-b-h.
>heart pounding so hard I need an ambulance
>how the fuck do people do this shit
>he has a profile pic
Get out u norman
post it here and we'll judge you friend
:)
>>27012099
Hey op, don't do what this anon says. they'll reverse image search and find your profile.
