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>T-thanks for the pitbull puppy, grandma...
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this thread will be filled with pro dog propaganda and anti dog propaganda
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Pitbulls are bred for fighting, they're stupid and aggressive, and very strong. They are the leading breed of dog which causes fatal attacks by a large margin.

I would, to some degree say it's how you raise a dog. I just think pitbulls are too dangerous to have in a society, which doesn't have some kind of policy which ensures only competent dog handlers can own them. Look at pitbull owners, they're a bunch of wanna-be gangsters, dog fighters and women who have no command over the dog.

I tried to be as least biased as possible, I do not like pit bulls one bit and would love to see them banned.
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Dogs that cannot be lifted and placed on a couch with ease by your average healthy child should not be allowed to exist.

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25+ only thread

Daily reminder that if you're younger than 25 your life can still be fixed.
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Good thing I'm 25, I was sick of trying anyway.
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>>27346587
How? I want out!
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is 21 too late for HRT?

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When did you have them? For how long? How did you treat it?

I've had em since I was a kid, but I was too embarassed to ever do something about it.
I now take fiber powder 3 times a day, apply lotion after every shit, and eat tons of broccoli.
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>>27346548
I had, and still have an anal fissure. It never goes away, just comes back when I don't eat properly.

I've had hemorrhoids, they healed up. But the fissure is there forever.
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>>27346589
What's the difference between anal fissures and hemmorrhoids? Do both give you bloody shits?
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>>27346589

Interesting. I've had hemorrhoids, but they would usually go away after a while. But for the past 5 months I've been constantly bleeding, despite eating a shitload of fiber.

>tfw i'll probably get colon cancer from this

how do i pick up girls at spring break?
>how do i aproach a girl?
>how i can dance?
how the fuck i do this things reeeeeeeeeee
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Is spring break actually like it is in movies? Does everyone go to the beach and do drugs?
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I will say you will be in direct competition with Chads, ESPECIALLY if you go to Florida for spring break.
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>>27346361

only the one on the left has a nice bum bum. but by looking at her arms she works out and could over power me and give me wet willys and spit in my mouth.

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Really feeling like shit right not .r9k.

>430 in the morning, can't sleep at night anymore
>crying with snot running down my face thinking of my ex girlfriend who left me
>in the dark of my room just looking at old pictures of us with tears rolling down
>its been 5 months don't know why I'm still not over her, she literally told me that she doesn't love me or care about me anymore and to leave her alone and stop trying to guilt trip her back
>quit my job and been a NEET for 5 months
>have a decent career job that called back for an interview but I never picked up or called back because I'm afraid of interviews
>just thinking whats the point even of me

I never been in such a low point in my life. I don't even leave my house anymore. I've been ignoring calls from friends so much that they haven't even bothered to contact me the past month.I just don't know what to do.
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>>27346250
Try throwing that shit away you fucking retard. How can you expect to move on when you won't let go? No, instead let's hold onto something to bring constant reminder of something past, anchoring you to a constant state of loathing and depression.

You're a fucking dweeb, kill yourself.
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you have/had friends
had a gf
you have/had opportunities to relate/talk to people
more then most people here have ever had
you did this to yourself
fuck you
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>>27346321
It's so much worse to have had and lost ,than never had before. I'm going through pain that you are unable to even fathom. You are the lucky one.

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>try to be funny
>try to be cool
>try to be nice

>fuck up every one

Why am I so autistic?
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>>27346105
skip funny & cool, be nice
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This is why you need to just b urself
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>>27346217
no, don't be yourself because yourself sucks

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This porn is called "11 inch destroyer". Is this dick really 11 inches long?
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link me
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Looks like barely 5 inches.
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Don't they usually hire male porn stars that are short so their dicks look bigger by comparison?

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If I was to give you guys my my facecuck profile information would you guys go there and blow up my wall so that people could wonder what the fuck I did and what was happening?

What kinds of things would you say?
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Well you're just going to give someone else's because you're buttmad at them, so no.

Fucking idiot.
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>>27346051
I don't get why you would post that on my wall. I don't get what you mean by that...
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>>27346070
Our world would be better if you took your own life.

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"I'd never cheat on you, that's just something I wouldn't do"

Conveniently takes off a year of our three year relationship, so in her mind it wasn't cheating.

The mind of a woman.
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So you just sat there and took it?
If you are attractive enough to get in a relationship, just gind another one. You're talking to a demographic that can not get anywhere close to what you've accomplished.
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>>27345793

This, failed normies whining here are the worst.
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>>27345793

She literally stocked me through facebook some how after we met at a school thing. She was a 17 year old who picked up my pretty 20 year old autist was.

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WHY ARE FEMINISTS NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THIS!!!!!

Whenever I hear about Indonesia and the sex trade it's always dehumanising the old white men and the young Thai's. Why is no-one speaking about the female sexual predators

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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>>27345665
Oh yeah, forgot to attach link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq5Si3oSdkg
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I've seen quite a few feminist women on tumblr speak out about sex tourism and especially single out women as sex tourists, though they were speaking mostly about white women from europe going to africa, not about indonesia.

Sex tourism is definitely a problem for all genders.
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>>27345696
The thing is the vast majority of these articles don't condemn it. It's more of a "Hehehe look at these women falling for their exotic lovers". Fuck double standards/

Can I have a look at those tumblr's tho?

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>be uncut
>forget to wash my penis
>get dick cheese and terrible smell
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>>27345532
How do you "forget" to wash your dick

Is it not a routine step in showering? Is showering not a routine step of your day?
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>also uncut

Don't get so down mate. Forgetting to wash your willy is normal and fine.

Circumcision is painful.

>besides, Jews practice circumcision
>glad I don't have Jew dick
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>>27345610

Kek anon has a point though, it sounds like this has happened before

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pulled today the first time my forskin behind the glans ama
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Could you please leave /r9k/? Threads like this turn this board into cancer.
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>>27345369
Grats senpai.
I remember learning how to do that many years ago as underage b& on here.
Is the head sore to touch?
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>>27345391
piss off to soc with your femobot cancer
also this is my better /b/ playground

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>one chance at life
>get named Elevator

who /shitty name/ here?
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>>27345080

3rd floor please.
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>>27345349
Giggled. OP I hope for your sake you're joking.
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Elevator would be a great pornstar name because you'd always be going down

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Did anyone ever finish this game? I remember it being so fucking long.
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>>27344931
It's very boring and green. Awful. In my 64 right now.
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It's like 10 hours long max
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>>27344986
what the hell are you talking about? this game was great and comfy

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Would anyone date a person that has had sex with their own mother

Or should I kill myself
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>>27344912
Maybe don't mention that on the first date. Why would that define you, though? Why would that make you so radically different from someone who hasn't?
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>>27344912
don't mention it at all
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>>27344912
just never tell anyone ever, except for a therapist

theres no reason to tell someone that on the first few dates

maybe if youve had a long relationship and you have a lot of trust in eachother, you might shrae it

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