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Is it pretty goood?
>>24558681
It's great til it turns out they dont live for very long
>>24558709
what is it mostly like to see them go from being a baby (puppy) to being an old person (dog)? it must be weird how it keeps getting older but you stay the same age.
i wonder what that emotion is like to feel.
>>24558681
Suck, don't get one.
Waste of money, when they get old they shit everywhere. Nice when puppies though. Like 2 years, out of 12-15
Is this the place for me?
I am a 23 year old female with rotting teeth and am 240 lbs 5 feet 4 inches.
I suffer from severe depression and anxiety, have never kissed a boy or cuddled. Virgin ofcourse, but I feel like a loser for it. I don't feel "pure" or "special". I just feel like a big fucking freak.
The worst part is, I am a hopeless romantic. I actually hate the world because it is not perfect like I wish it was. I wish someone would come and fall inlove with me for who i am inside like Disney movies. I really feel this way, no matter how unrealistic. I also want that person to be perfect even though I am not. I'm a horrible, spoiled person and I hate myself for it.
Again I ask, is this the place for me?
Jesus christ, no, you need a psychiatrist and some cognitive behavioral therapy ASAP
>>24558591
Fix your teeth first, bitch.
>>24558631
I can't afford a proper thareapist right now.
>>24558658
can't afford that either.
What are the stacies of the world missing out on?
Post 'em robots.
http://howlongismyschlong.com/
>>24558549
Pfft, i'm small as shit. Every guy in that room has me beat in all three categories. It's time for the helium tbqh
Is there a penis equivalent of hand modeling? Mine's got the perfect proportions and texture.
my dick's weird. IF I'm lying in bed it gets to around 6.5" and the head stays small, but if I'm jacking it in the shower while standing it gets to 7", and the head gets huge
Would it be gay if I rode this around college for fun? Such as in the evenings or weekends?
I wouldn't ride this or a longboard to class because its stupid having to carry them around.
What do you guys think? I would hate having to kick all the damn time on a long or skate board.
Theyre are a lot of college people on this thread so thats why I asked
This used to be a lot of fun though when I was 15
>>24558522
There's nothing inherently homosexual about the act of riding that around your college, but you are a faggot and anything you do is gay by default.
>>24558596
Well then suck my dick bitch
>>24558522
Will you look gay? No.
Will everyone laugh at you? Yes.
Unless you're the most chad guy at the campus you can't pull it off without looking like a loser
Can we get a qt thread familys
a true classic from the last thread
straight outta /fa/
another from OP
Go into Paint, draw something and bring it back here. It doesn't matter if you have no artistic talent.
>>24558334
Made this fresh OCeeeeeeeeeeee
I call this one
#rektd
>>24558507
You didn't draw my mom right.
She should look more Urn like.
am im pretty?
Your head looks like a knob. I don't know what else to call it.
"Who you callin' pinhead?"
for 4chan standards, youre a 6/10
Keep tearing my asshole everytime I take a dump. Feels like I'm shitting glass. What's the deal
>>24558023
Stop eating glass
dont wipe for a week to give time to heal.
have a shower after you shit and wash your asscrack and hole that way. Otherwise you'll just continually be ripping it open whenever it tries to heal.
eat fiber idiot
How was your Thanksgiving, anons?
>wake up
>go to computer, browse 4chan and shit
>draw
>listen to music
>tfw no gf while stalking oneitis' instagram
>thanksgiving dinner with my mom, my sister, mom's friend and her son
>drink wine
>her son is a bro
>we play halo and shit
>woke up
>enjoyed Ricky Gervais thanksgiving podcast
>shower
>take dad to pick up his car that was being repaired
>go to cousins for thanksgiving
>awkwardly avoid conversation
>go home and watch movie with family
>browse r9k to laugh at people who are alone
>>24557831
Sounds nice, anon.
>wake up
>turn off TV
>stare at myself in the mirror for 2 hours
>go make a banana-egg smoothie
>dance for half an hour in front of the mirror
>try to study, end up seeing myself in the mirror, takes up another half an hour
>try to concentrate
>the letters are glowing in neon colors, hard to focus
>TV is making sounds again, go to turn it off
>realize its 9 AM and I still haven't had breakfast
>go to make a banana-egg smoothie
>realize I just had one two hours ago because the mixer is standing out, soaked in banana-egg smoothie
>go back to trying to read
>try to read until lunch
>get up to grab a banana-egg smoothie from the kitchen
>realize the TV is on again for some reason, stop to turn it off
>the music keeps on playing, start dancing
>realize an hour has passed when I'm done dancing
>have to visit parents in two hours
>go to have a shower
>stare at myself in the mirror, not sure for how long
>forget why I'm in the shower, go out to the kitchen and make a banana-egg smoothie
>there's a banana-egg smoothie already standing on the kitchen counter
>feel stupid and realize why I was in the shower
>hurry up and get dressed to leave
>dad calls on the TV and starts shouting gibberish at me
>freak out and turn it off
>call mom on my cell phone to check if dad is okay
>she starts talking about something completely unrelated
>hang up the phone and go to my computer, start playing assassin's creed: syndicate
>4 hours pass and it's too late for family dinner now
>oh well..
how big is your porn folder?
measly 6.36 GB here
>>24557717
On my old harddrive it was 52.14 GB, I had a bunch of HD porn on there and those consume harddrive space like a bitch.
>>24557717
<1TB peasants GTFO
about 1TB here, all HD, I built a NAS to store my movies and TV shows but I started collecting porn as well.
TICK
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Wageslaves
Better get to sleep. Gotta be up bright and early to man those cash registers tomorrow
Try not to get trampled to death in the rush
>>24557713
>work in a Rite-Aid
>its going to be dead because the big sale started yesterday
>work the night shift so theres 0% chance of being busy
Your move, NEETfag
>>24559274
>work
stopped reading right there
get to bed you rascal
>>24559297
You got me there.
I really wish that was somehow an original statement, as I have now been muted for 2 seconds, oh how I have angered the robot god
Can we get a depressing music thread?
What are some songs you would kill yourself to anon?
I'll start:
https://youtu.be/PnauET6TwYI
https://youtu.be/esS6GwbwN9c
https://youtu.be/POWq2wrTlkM
>>24557598
https://youtu.be/a-faF0ZANLk
Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have
fuck getting the link for you hoes
>>24557655
cheers friendo
>graduating med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantIy lose respect for him
I assume there's a few engineering students on here, so l'm actualIy curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>24557452
Us medstudents huh? XD
could you fuck off already?
>>24557512
>>24557495
Whoa, assmad engies on the loose! Shouldn't you be working on your little circuit? Wouldn't want your boss to get mad at you, again!
Fat girls are unquestionably the BEST girls to pursue.
Unless you're a shallow faggot who's no better than your typical Chad or Stacy, you have no reason to not fuck fat girls exclusively.
I would slaughter hat cow on a nightly basis
I like fat girls without gut bellies
Unfortunately only 1/10000 fat girls are like that
>>24557194
Except they exclusively want chad as well. Even fat girls have plenty of options
Chicago seems like a comfy place to live in during the winter, should I move there?
Visit a place before moving there first.
>>24557172
if youre okay with niggers attacking you and stealing your shit and your christmas trees
>>24557204
Chicago is pretty much segregated. With hard working and honest people living in the upper end and the "savages" living in the ghettos.
Do you live in Chicago? It's pretty much tame everywhere outside the ghetto.
