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>tfw probably going to explode
How much did you eat, robots?
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Perfect excuse to be fat.
Kinda wish we had thanksgiving here desu, I like eating. Oh well, christmas is in a month anyway.
just another day here in europe
Gimme more anime chubbies.
>2015
>doesn't smoke weed
Are you a sheeple, underaged fgt or both?
>b-but it's illegal
So? Was life a competition of who obeys the most amount of stupid laws?
>Y-you can get addicted!!!!
No you can't if your whole life doesn't consist of getting high and you don't live in Montana
>I don't know anyone who sells it???!
Buy it from deepweb or grow your own. Didn't you know cannabis is a fucking plant??
>i-it costs money!!!!!
Who is forcing you to smoke an ounce/day you fucking pencil case?
MATE CANNABIS ROFL
I think it's reckless how much weed is promoted as a safe fun drug, when people like me have the psychology that weed creates havoc with. I think it can trigger anxiety disorders and paranoia. It weakened my mind. Fuck people who don't care about that. I'm going to tell them they don't need weed and it's dangerous.
>>24550704
My only problem with weed is that I hate the smell. Even cut with good tobacco it just reeks like a skunk took a shit in my mouth.
What is the most robot drug?
>>24548647
dxm, nutmeg, alcohol
>>24548647
DXM probably. You need to know somebody to get weed and other illegal drugs but anyone can buy cough syrup.
>>24548647
Hope.Fuck the robot.
http://huzlers.com/teen-shoots-uncle-during-thanksgiving-dinner-for-asking-him-if-he-had-a-girfriend/
kek r9k strikes again.
>>24558947
Huh I should give that a shot
Who invited uh uncle Dave anyway
so WHY DONT YOU have girlfriend anons?
I just want to live in downtown Toronto. All my problems would be solved if I could move.
i just want someone to say that they love me
Toronto is an extreme feminist multiculti SJW shithole and all the women are ugly t-b-h.
As for what would fix me if I was fit. I'm tall and handsome in the face but I'm extremely skinnyfat.
>>24558227
It's where I'm posting from right now.
It won't fix a thing...
Hey guys
>have gf
>7.5/10
>I was her first everything. I mean everything she was turbofrigid
>took me eight months to get anywhere in the bedroom
anyway my point
>been dating for a year and three months
>she has developed an intense love for me
>bottom line is i dont love her. I dont want to be with her romantically
>still care super lots about her, struggling so hard trying to bring myself to end it
>have been wanting to end it for 2 months now
Im not getting anywhere. Has anyone done this? Am i a bitch? is there a secret? pls help
>>24558155
>Has anyone done this?
Probably.
>Am I a bitch?
How should I know?
>>24558155
Stellar fucking jawline on that meth masturbator
I don't know man, I guess in a way it's cruel to continue to be in a relationship with her when you don't love her. Either way she is going to be heartbroken and you're just going to have to accept that.
Surely someone has done this, yeah. A lot of people have done it. You're not a bitch, you don't really get to choose how you feel. There's no secret. Just do it is appropriate in this situation I think
good luck senpai.
>I strive to ensure that my boss is happy at all times.
>>24558121
Lol fucking wagekeks have to work tomorrow
>working 5 days/40+ hours a week
You don't even really live if you have a full time job.
>>24558121
>I have to work tomorrow.
>have told two girls i am a virgin
>"really, you don't look like you would be?"
>le humble brag disguised as a feel that I don't want. see! i'm pathetic but I can at least take solace in the fact that I'm normal looking and relatively attractive!!!! please validate me and fuel my narcissism disguised as insecurity
Fuck off OP
>>24558014
implying they weren't trying to make the OP feel better
in their heads they were surely going "oh that's not surprising" but wanted to avoid conflict and be polite. so in that case you say "wow you don't look like you'd be virgin"
no offense OP, fuck stacys/normies
the girl that I told literally didn't believe me and was 100% convinced that I'm gay
Do pretty girls poop?
>>24557444
How do you think they remove food waste and dietary fiber from their systems?
no, their poop turns into blood and they bleed it out of their vag
>>24557444
Keep in mind, there's a bathroom at every stadium the Oscars took place.
>he turns the lights off when leaves a room
>he needlessly wastes the electricity his parents are paying for
>>24557389
Why shouldn't he OP?
Or are you tipping to those who do this?
>he enjoys giving money to utility companies
>tfw haven't had sex in 8 days
Just fucking kill me
>>24557315
MUST BE A DRY SPELL HUH? HAHAHA
>>24557315
ORIGINAL COMMEEEEENNNTTTT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW WAS THAT NOT ORIGINAL
>>24557315
>tfw haven't had sex in almost a month
>Anon, come and show me how to play this!
>>24557274
first cut your nails and get a drink
this game is intense
L-leave me alone, I j-just got out for some snacks.
whoa whoa whoa wait
are you using my save?
DID IT AUTOSAVE AT ANY POINT?
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
> not sure how to "just be myself"
> is myself a fat, lazy wagekek who doesn't like hard work?
> was it my parents who kucked the personality right out of me growing up, because I don't have any strong opinions and hate rejection as an adult?
> am I not living up to my real potential by not being fit and having a career?
> am I miserable because I should be doing something else entirely?
> what if I was really supposed to be a comic book artist or owning a cupcake shop and and going for broke, struggling in the city while making worthwhile experiences?
Who the fuck am I, man. Just be yourself is the most confounding statement I've heard in a while.
>>24557180
It's not an advice you should follow. What they are doing is just trying to shift the blame from your current state solely to how you are acting - removing everything that can't be controlled from it. They do this in part to make themselves feel better about their current state. They want to believe that they are happy because they DESERVE it somehow, not because they got lucky.
That said, if you got unlucky, you don't exactly have many options. You can either roll over and give up or you can make the best with what you have. Now, this is very sad, even if you put 110% effort every day for the rest of your life, you'll probably not even be that much happy... but... it's what you can do.
I'd probably just kill myself if it wasn't damn near illegal to do so, desu. Being born is a curse.
>>24557256
I just don't know where I can find happiness. Usually the little things I appreciate, like the time when I spent a month improving my art or when I had an nice connection with someone, it was short lived. I've never even fucking had a best friend.
>>24557180
aw shit man iktf, I often question who I am. In high school when they assigned those "Who am I?" essays, I would never do them cause I just didn't know what the fuck to write. I often feel like I have no personality and am just an empty shell of a person. Feels bad desu
Has anyone here never actually had romantic feelings towards a girl?
I'm solely attracted to women but I've never met someone that I liked beyond just physical appearance.
I can't relate to any of the oneitis posts at all.
Anyone like this? I feel like an outcast even on /r9k/
>>24556996
What a pleasant surprised. Not only are they still around, they've become confident enough to speak again.
What a rare sight to see, an avoidant romantic in the fucking flesh right on the second page...
>>24557053
I have no idea what any of that means but I assume you're making fun of me
>>24556996
Same here desu
I thought i was in love but I don't even think about them after I fap
>tfw no sk8r bf
Every fucking time. Is it the same person making these threads? Get the fuck out of here.
HE WAS A SKATER BOY
>tfw no l8r bf
