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how do you deal with the fact that you'll never take a girl's virginity?
that's the point of it all really. Most could probably conform with some used goods, but it just feels wrong desu
>tfw I its possible I wont relate to this feel because im a frum jew
Remember that Hashem is the true G-d and He has engineered all of these feels
>you won't take your gfs virginity
>>29302334
I was lucky enough to find a virgin. We both took each other's virginities. Feels good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DUS9_DB5ew
anyone else listening to this man?
>>29302329
Everyday, my friend
Figure 8 is my favorite album of his
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ8xEcmNZhs
>>29302566
I love Figure 8 aswell. Have you listened to any of those Grand Mal recordings?
>>29302621
I haven't
I'll have to check 'em out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syw_7jyzk3c
>tfw never be able to caressingly lick and bite a girl's neck while fondling her breast with one and her clit with another hand and grinding your cock against her buttcheeks to get hard due to social retardation
That's an average neck.
Long and slender is the best.
Girls necks smell fucking amazing, especially on the side near their hair
>>29302325
>tfw no neck gf
How do you robots feel after a fap? For me I feel tired, unmanly, unmotivated, etc. Is this normal? I want to do nofap but wet dreams give me the same feelings, and ruin my day if I have them. Is there a way to avoid them completely? Am I low test?
>>29302304
extremely original, special snowflake bump.
>>29302304
>How do you robots feel after a fap?
well my dick swole up in the middle after a fap today so I feel pretty shit. I'm really anxious and hoping it goes back to normal soon
>>29302838
>swole up
what?
anyway I was asking how you feel after it on a normal day. do you not notice any difference?
Is drinking white wine faggy? I drink a bottle everyday
>>29302269
Yes
t.ex-alcoholic
no, it's the perfect booze for a hot, dry day, or accompaniment for lighter, more delicate foods. that said, it is a bit faggy outside of those contexts
>>29302269
I don't think it is, but I only drink stuff as dark as my soul
i want to be fembot's footslave
>>29302189
I know the feel (original comment shit)
>>29302189
We all know that feel...i just want to worship yummy girl feet
>tfw a fembot will never casually step on your face like you aren't even there
Why even live?
>Trying to find wallpaper for my tablet that makes me happy a whenever I look at it.
>Realize all the wallpaper galleries I'm looking through online have generic and boring pictures.
>TFW I just want to use one of my fetish pics as a wallpaper, but can't cause everyone will know I'm a freak.
I guess I'll go with another space wallpaper..
>>29302161
We have two boards dedicated just for that, dude.
I'm sure you can find something that fits your taste.
Space is cool. I also don't usually use bands or whatever as wallpapers, but I found one that's pretty cool so I had to use it.
I've been using this pic as my tablets background since I took the picture a year. ago. I took the pic my self at an old abandoned dam solely used for spray painting now. Thought it was cool. Don't really know what it means though.
>Only 18
>Balding since I was 14
>Hairline is pretty ok but thinning hard as hell
>Already noticeable holes in my hair
>I want long thick emo hair
>minoxidil doesn't do shit and I've been taking it for 2 years now
>Why does this happen
I'm 18 and have a receding hairline but not balding yet
Does that means I'll be balding soon or something?
>>29302159
male pattern baldness at 14? maybe you have different problem...
Minox
Propecia
Ketoconazol
Spirolactone
Those are the things know to work
What is /r9k/ reading?
>pic related, scientology stuff
Ulises
Not memeing
I read Thomas Nagel's essay on the absurd earlier. Gonna read Starting Strength after work then Aristotle.if I can get off my literally worthless ass
>>29302151
a song of ice and fire III, a storm of swords
kind of hard to avoid spoilers online desu
I am a girl into vorarephilia (just figured out it isn't spelled vorephilia) ama
no question provided
>>29302100
Lol this is true, but personally its more of a domination fantasy combined with the fact I really like the feeling of my belly being full
>>29302082
What is Vorephilia ?
You are out shopping with your BF at the mall when this girl comes up to your BF and gives him a long hug. You see her squeezing your bf's butt during the long.
What do you do ?
I start making out with her and grabbing her ass. Then ask to give her a foot rub and toe sucking while she blows my bf.
>>29302076
shout "HE'S A TRAP!!"
then enjoy people laughing at your ex bf
Batten the hatches and crank down the hitch
lock up the reddings and giv 'er a stitch
loosen the trallacks and give em a pull
fire up the score till the galley is full
I SWEAR IM 28 AND NEVER HAD A GF.
GIVE GF NOW ANY GF GOD PLS GIVE GF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY LIFE
>LOST VIRGINITY TO HOOKER FEW YEARS DIDNT KNOW U UNLOCK WIZARD POWER WHEN U STAY VIRGIN TILL 30. :(
FUCK YOU NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29302042
>fall for the prostitute meme
>forfeit wizard powers
Play shitty games, win shitty prizes, normalfag.
>>29302042
get the fuck off r9k then fag king,
might as well just go gay
Did you have a hot mom? how you deal with that?
I am saying a mom who is hotter than your friends, that use tight clothes and stuff. If you have that issue tell how you deal with that shame and curse.
A one night stand.
and why some people have boners with there mom's like my case =/
>There are currently more "fembot" threads than "woman hate" threads
>>29301975
>mfw women will be replaced by android prostitutes in 30-50 years
then what will they do
>>29302027
Then fembot threads will actually be relevant
>>29302227
*badumm tss*
Oregano
behold /r9k/ in a nutshell
>>29301971
He's right though, rootino.
the only thing i glean from this comic is that high-ranking managers really do get paid a fucking ton of money to do basically nothing (except tell the slave monkeys below to work harder)
>>29301971
'Waah waah begin to do what I do or you waste your life sweating your ass doing some retarded sports outside is the only proper way to live.'
![White_Wine_Glas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q5Xosyv.jpg "White Wine Glas[1]")
