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>goes in Economics instead of accounting, because he felt he wasn't "social" enough for accounting
>skips university at first due to being unable to stand the yuppy elitists at his school
>when PM of Canada, hated by said yuppie elitists and young women
>loses election to handsome Chad
Was Stephen Harper the most robot leader of all time?
Yet he ruled for 8 years. Now every sane person knows Trudeau was a fucking mistake
>>29304306
Trudeau being elected is the result of keeping this man as party leader for so long.
introversion does not equal robothood
besides, chads don't hate robots, they have no reason to since robots are not a threat to anybody, least of all the alpha male. Chads either ignore robots or bully them
Anyone attend or know somebody that does? Tell us robots what it's really like.
My ex was at an ivy league school. Most of them are retards who just tried really hard. Above average booksmarts. Its just grooming and networking for the elite.
>>29304599
>My ex
pls go
>>29304109
When I was in college, I had a friend who went to a school that was just a shade sub-ivy followed by a school that was ivy league. He and his friends were exactly like you'd expect. They were all infuriatingly rich and well-connected, enormous assholes, had a frat bro mentality, and were not smarter than the kids who went to my school. They had such low self-awareness that tehy would commonly be seen in shit like a polo shirt, salmon boating shorts, and a do-rag. One of them told me that he thought I was a tough character and that once he made it as a rapper, he'd like me in his entourage. He explained that I would get a small amount of his leavings as a prize for committing assault repeatedly on people he didn't like. He was a bit offended that I didn't like the sound of that deal, and VERY offended that I didn't think he'd make it as a rapper, due to having been raised the only shild of a tort lawyer in west hartford, CT.
The shit they got up to was also just how you'd expect -- huge parties in their parents' huge homes, lots of chad-stacy sex games, ski trips. it was not much different than how it's portrayed in movies. I went to one of their parties that was held in a huge barn that had been converted into a party house just for the kids of the family. Imagine being so rich that your parents build you a basketball court inside of a barn just so you can have your freinds over to do beer bongs and spoke pot in it.
>Try to act masculine like I was back then
>Doesn't work anymore
>The urge to crossdress died with my dysphoria so feminine side isn't separate anymore
>Which includes my attraction to guys
>I really want to appear straight and masculine so I could look normal enough for a gf
>But looks like am at the point of no return
This is so frustrating.
>>29304097
C onsider suicide op
you're on six layers of fucked up in the head right now OP
>>29304097
It'll all be fine buddy.
Losing my virginity at 19 tonight with my first girlfriend
Wish me luck
>pic related its us
>>29304000
How does someone this ugly get pussy
>>29304041
He's not ugly, just British.
>>29304041
How is someone this bitter not a virg-
Oh, wait.
This says it all, tbqh.
Right, it's our fault. Definitely not the muslims what are taught to hate gays from birth.
Whos own doctrine tells them to kill him believers
Definitely not them. It's our fault of course.
okay
Dumb muricunts
European here
If you are a republican, you are a retard.
There is no debating this
Ever thought of killing someone? Or at least felt like beating someone up really bad?
I feel like this close in actually doing it
>>29303987
Don't kill your cat man. That's mean.
Guy tried to rape me and I wanted to and very could have killed him, I had a gun on him.
>>29304042
It's greentext story time senpai
Every day for the past 15 years or so I've longed for the end. A new extinction event. The apocalypse. The total extermination of all human life on the planet.
I wish to see it all burn. Please let there be a global event that finishes us all off in our lifetime. Please cleanse this terrestrial sphere with divine fire.
You must praise Kek, noob.
>>29303979
Of course. Kek, Ebola-chan, Winter-chan and everything else that might help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7R2pM_ryPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrGzVDfjW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZGD04mB_Ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aaOqUYG8Tw
>tfw you see your qt coworker talking to another guy
Why do we always fall in love with the ones that aren't attainable?
>>29303934
Just cos she's talking to another man doesn't necessarily mean she's into them
>>29303934
Idk OP, but i know this feel...
>>29303934
Lmao, you never would've made a move anyway.
The majority of chad's have on thing in common: their physical dimensions. It's why women swoon over ugly professional athletes. Let's define the Chad measurements:
>6' to 6'4
>185 lbs to 210 lbs
>34" to 36" waist
Undeniable. These are the hallmark characteristics of the average Chad.
>>29303912
Why do the eyes glow, are Chads demons?
everything you are not, is what Chad is
>>29303952
Everything that the average person is not, is what the average Chad is.
The average Chad falls within these parameters.
who /devilish/ here?
>be me
>at work
>have bag or salt concealed in my jacket
>wait till no-one around
>pour 2 kilograms of salt in the water dispenser
>mfw they never found out
but why
oregano lo
>>29303864
You would only need 100g to make 5 litres of water taste salty.
Me
>Sign says no loitering
>Throw a piece of trash on the ground and scamper off
ANARCHY
>Woke up
>Still no qt trap bf
>Still no qt milf gf
>Still crappy job
>Still mental issues
>Still a loser
How is your day going robots?
ill be ur qt bf and we can talk about your problems if you want
every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
>>29303749
I actually jerked off to Makoto stuff this morning. Pretty good desu.
>mfw robots use the word "nigger", but get upset when normies use the word "creep"
What's the reasoning?
I only use the word nigger ironically.
Normies use the word creep unironically
I only use the word nigger to refer to gangbangers or people who are all "Muh dik/ WE WUZ KANGS". And I only get upset when normies use the word "creep" to any one they personally find slightly unappealing.
Context matters
>>29303699
Easy. Most robots aren't probably in a posistion that "nigger" would get them upset: they are white.
Creep probably comes a bit too close to us.
Who /pathetic/ here?
I'm always treated like the autist, only taken for half an adult, always looked down upon, and so on.
I try to not let it get to me, I look down on people as a method of coping, but sometimes it still gets through.
All I want is someone who takes me for a full human being. I'm not saying I deserve this, but I feel that's what I need more than anything else.
Pic unrelated
>>29303692
gwsg sgS
huos sds
SGBSH fff
ITT we come up with little cunning schemes to fuck with normies
>At work
>Mix caffeine tablets into the instant coffee so coworkers ingest massive amounts of caffeine for a month
>Switch it with decaf and watch them suffering major anxiety from the withdrawl
>Leave thumbtucks around on the floor so they'll step on them
>Pour sugar water in their cubicles to attract ants
>Pour a lot of salt into their frozen food to get their blood pressure up
>>29303684
>buy donuts during diets and weight loss competitions
>wear tight clothes and show off body, talk about playing vidya all the time
>pick one guy on the company, never acknowledge him. Be super polite to everyone else
>call the new guys by the wrong name, usually Carl
I am petty
Keep this good stuff up,bumpan
>>29303796
How do you decide who to pick?
>be 19 year old college student
>All girls my age are dating trust fund chads in their late twenties or early thirties
>older chads taking them out on their boats and to their non-shithole apartments
fuck this shit
start working out and getting rich. then you will be chad in 10-15 years
can confirm, I am 26 year old who fucks college girls
>>29303666
>All girls my age
Correction:
>All whores your age
