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Why is this allowed?
Is there anything we can do to stop it?
>>29303086
you wanna get cucked don't you
try working out yourself. might level the playing field a bit.
>>29303107
I fucking HATE niggers.
>>29303139
It's a fucking nigger. What do white women see in them? They're fucking apes.
Post the most absurd tragedy that has befallen you.
>Be me
>Join local community orchestra
>Show up to my first practice to meet members
>I glimpse heaven
>10/10 redhead cellist
>Perfect personality, shares my interests
>I become convinced she is meant for me
>over the course of the first year I'm in the orchestra, she becomes my oneitis
>never ask her out: don't have the courage (however, she did remain single during the time, I believe)
>The Cure comes to town
>Decide I'm going to ask her to go see them with me
>Check her Instagram the night before I'm going to ask her out
>"I'm going to start transitioning at the end of the month, I know this may come as a suprise..."
>My oneitis literally became a man, like a manly man: he is unregognizable now
Anyone have a similar story?
Good job dodging that bullet
I found out the guy I was dating was in a long term relationship with his mom, and that his younger sister was actually their daughter.
>>29302980
so, you gonna fuck it or what?
She's gone, robots.
Today was my last day of high school. I had a love interest who I had heard liked me back. She was really qt, innocent, never even had a boyfriend before. I have been trying to ask for her number ever day for the entire year, every day I was too much of a pussy. And now she's out of my life forever, I will never see her again. No girl has ever found me desirable before, and I doubt there will be another one. What the fuck do I do?
>>29302939
Grow up you underage faggot
>Failed normie thread
You only have yourself to blame for not doing anything about it.
>>29302993
im pretty sure most people who just graduated from highschool are >=18
>tfw spent 350 dollars last week on a bottle of pic related because Jeremy recommended it
>not even one compliment or girlfriend yet
You're the perfect goyim
>buy x product and you'll get y!
Days without Jewish tricks == 000
Dude, there are cheaper fragrances for much lower prices. Pic related costs around 100 bucks for 100 ml. Also you should know by now, that being attractive to woman has multiple dimensions to them. Yes, smelling good and hygiene is one them. Tell me, what does your face look like? How do you dress on a day to day basis? Do you have a good personality? Are you an interesting person? Do you have any hobbies that are worth talking about? What's your sense of humor like? Are you tall? Do you make a lot of money? Do you drive a nice car?
Remember, for us men, when you break it down, we are basically attracted to women who are a) physically attractive and b) are not cunts. Women just have higher standards and more criteria when it comes to dating and fucking.
How do I get a job?
The only job I ever had was one that I got because my dad had to pull some favors, and in the end, the job ended up being shit because it was a small business and the boss was incompetent and I hated being there (mainly because of the low wage and the dead-end nature of the position and the shitty physical location of the place, which was just some house in the ghetto/industrial district repurposed to serve as a sad excuse for an office; it doesn't help that my boss was a spoiled brat who was made manager only because his daddy is a prominent business owner and gave him his own small company, and he stuttered and he could probably tell I disliked him). But I got fired from that job back this April after nearly 8 months, and I've been a NEET ever since.
But how do I find jobs? I keep applying for places and for stuff that I should be qualified for, but I never get any call backs. I have my college degree, and I have some experience both from that shitty job I mentioned and because I did internships in college; I have letters of recommendation from my professors and old supervisors in those internships.
So what am I doing wrong? I showed my resume to my father, who is a manager and who tells me he knows about human resources because he often is in charge of hiring, and he said my resume is "good". I'm just really tired of being a NEET, because I want to move out and be independent.
Is it my fault?
Submitting a resume is pretty useless.
They have programs that screen out the majority of resumes and search for keywords.
Usually they will hire through friends of an employee, women, or minorities.
Getting a job these days basically comes down to starting a business yourself and learning how that works. Then you go in a say 'well I sold some t-shirts and shit and made like 20 dollars profit" then they act impressed because like nobody does that.
Then they hire a lady in her 30s who looks sad because she'll be there 20 years and won't ask for a raise.
>>29302865
>How do I get a job?
What's your education?
Go do volunteer work and work on making connections.
>its a mom is crying, screaming hysterically and having conversations with herself episode
>>29302803
>having conversations with herself
about?
>>29302803
>its a mom runs around the house screaming and you're too scared to ask her what's wrong so you just sit there and hope it ends soon episode
>its a me crying and screaming into my pillow and rolling around crying for a husky feature length life
What do you guys do when the one place that gave you happiness rejects you?
>Love the local supermarket
>Go there everyday for at least 2 hours
>Always hanging there
>Nice atmosphere, really helps me relax
>Went in today
>As soon as I went in the fucking security guard started following me
>Heard him say 'yeah I've got my eye on him' down his radio
>he was following me
>I think they believe I am a thief
>wanted to do something to show how I just like it there
>walk over to the fish counter
>stand and act shifty on purpose
>as a joke wait until the security guy is watching
>reach out to the fish counter
>pick up an entire crab
>quickly pretend I am trying to shove it into my pocket
>the fucking guard rushes me and tackles me to the floor
>crushes the crab against my new coat
>covered in crab, obese man on top of me
>hauls me to the back of the store
>i explain what I was doing and that it was a joke
>they agree not to press charges but ban me from the store
This fucking stinks. It was the one place I felt and home and now it is fucking gone.
i guess r9k has abandoned me too
Why did you pretend to try and steal something if you knew they were watching you?
You're a dumbass, anon. Guess you need to find a new supermarket to hang out at.
>under suspicion for shoplifting
>pretend to steal as a joke
Have any robots read any Nietzsche? I'm talking about actually reading his books, not just liking the look of some quotes.
I'm really interested in a lot of the stuff I've seen that he talks about. If you have read any of his books, what do you think of him? Where shall I start? Or am I falling for a meme? I do understand the degree to which he's become associated with 15 year old edgelords but I do genuinely find his ideas interesting.
Thus spake zarathustra u cuck read it.
>>29302648
He realized that life was meaningless, and instead of being happy about the freedom that realization brings, he became cynical and assumed that everything needs to end - which he had no reasoning for.
>>29302847
Does he ever attempt to explore the ways in which one can find freedom in the realization that life is meaningless in his books?
>he doesn't wear makeup
Why not?
It's deceptive and unnatural.
>>29302642
>man
>makeup
>caring that much about your appearance
pretty pathetic imo
You seriously think we are going to spend our precious limited neetbux on makeup?
We don't even go outside you dumbass.
Is ricky williams a robot?
https://youtu.be/ObgsxoNWVfE
Pic related, he did a post-game interview with a fucking helmet on to avoid eye contact
>>29302581
Sounds like a nice guy tbqh
>>29302581
He legit has social anxiety. Which is why he was always an outcast in the locker room
It's pretty well known he has social anxiety & that marijuana helped it but was illegal in the nfl
>anon what are you doing in here?
Well?
>>29302574
have you ever been as far as to make to be if to hash over a intervetinonal convetion of the smoking kind that is also adding to the interesting amount of laundary present with lamas being present?
>>29302695
Lol no you weren't there are 14 months left in it for the dreams of a highly effective try hard to find and you know the owner is genuinely interested in the designer and I will tell you if I like your number or not to jailbreak your device is a joke tell me what it is a good day to start shit for no reason to be a need to proceed with booking a remote session to resolve your issue of the day
>braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabababaap
excuse you, yeesh.
>psssssssh
gross.
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>29302571
>NOSTALGIA
>STRESS DUDE
>I'VE BEEN THINKING TOO MUCH
>I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK BRO
This music is so angsty normie it hurts.
BEFORE I HAD A JOB, BEFORE I GOT LAID
I just wish for Europe to be homogeneous.
That is all
Hi /robots/,
tonight I will go to a student party, first one in a very long time. What should I do to not lose my spaghetti? How should I approach girls effectively? I know you have the theoretical knowledge.
>>29302483
Do a lot of fucking drugs don't go in sober
>>29302483
>What should I do to not lose my spaghetti?
kys i geuss
>>29302506
Working on it as we spaek m8.
>>29302518
Considered it, too much work + I have NEET bux.
Would you join a cult if it were the only way you could ever get intimate with a girl?
>>29302427
Yeah. They lead you on though and you probably never will get to. But if it would really happen, then yeah.
>>29302427
people actually does, but it's like paying a grand for a scarce burritos.
I might do it regardless
>>29302028
How many of these movies have you seen?
>>29302416
5.
More people should see The Comedy. good examination of modern-day apathy.
12 of them exactly
>>29302453
>Friends want me to ease them into arthouse-y stuff
>Play The Comedy for them
>They can't sit through it
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