I'm finally in love with a girl and she loves me back, haha you assholes!
I'm finally freeeee!
prep the bull
enjoy cuckoldry
I bet op gets cucked before valentine's day
How do you pronounce weeaboo?
>>25322618
wee
a
boo
it ain't hard man
Trick question; I always shorten it to weeb.
>>25322618
we-a(as in arm)-boo
I have an almost sociopathically high self-esteem. There's just one thing that even sheds the slightest doubt on that...
I don't like cats. I think cats threaten me
Their complete and total lack of respect, how some scratch you when they decide they've had enough scratches or cuddles, how they will jump up on you and try to steal your food as you are eating it or cooking it, how they claim you as their own, how they refuse to eat or use their litter box if they don't like how it's prepared, it absolutely gets on my nerves. I've taken...
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>high self esteem according to self
>what is wrong with me
>>25322632
High self esteem != arrogance
I'm not perfect. It doesn't bother me
>>25322655
Then who cares what cats do?
Food is better than sex
Discuss /r9k/
Eating a lot is not healthy. Having a lot of sex it is. Check mate sex idiots.
>>25322633
>HIV NIGGA
Difficult to determine when I'm a premavirgin, but food is pretty dicking good.
I need your help /r9k/
>be me
>bought two bags of muchies cheese snack mix (pic related)
>open bag one and it's 80% roll gold pretzels.
>taste like zero cheese, all salt
>furious but patient
>bag 2 is better but not much, probably 60-70% pretzels
Why do snack companies keep getting away this horseshit? I don't mind pretzels but for Christ sake, my cheese...
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>>25322583
Pretzels = Sun Chips > Doritos = ControllerStainers
>>25322617
Ivan you autist. Pretzels are not superior to Doritos
>>25322645
I can eat pretzels for days and they still taste good. The Achilles's heel of Doritos, and Cheetos too, is that their cheap-ass powdery flavouring tastes good at first but if you eat too much it just starts to warp into some samey, flavourless mess.
Pretzels cleanse your palette of that cheese taste
The correct way to eat Munchies is to start with a pretzel, alternate into a dorito, and then go for a sunchip+pretzel sandwich, a cheeto, and then repeat- or some slight variation of that ensuring...
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You are held at gunpoint and are forced to have sexual relations with an australian aborigional or a qt femboy
What do?
Which do you choose?
If that's a qt femboy count me in
>implying getting killed isn't the perfect choice
>>25322510
>holding a suicidal person hostage
I let them shoot me.
RIP Lemmy
amazing he lived that long desu
thank god he's dead. I hope the ugly british fuck is being flayed alive in hell, along with all of his illegitimate children. piece of fucking normie scum.
>>25322541
oh yeah pic related
"rip" i hope demons are fucking his ugly british mug in the sea of hell
feels thread. post something that gives you feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvN9mr3sxMM
maya summers 2 months ago
Being 22 now, and listening to these, makes me feel so... warm. I got into Inuyasha when I was in elementary school. Nostalgic trip.
>tfw
My nig. I have this on my desktop for whatever I need a good nostalgic cry.
>in bed at 9pm watching new episodes on Adult Swim
>slowly closing your eyes during the ED as head to beddy-bye
>dreaming of living in those times and being with Kagome, Sango or Kagura
Feels playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDWEz1mia1I&list=PLaM6hMfAHrXvKRA_A79y0Jk75l9Taoby0
Every day.
Can I get NEETbux for anxiety so bad that it gives me crippling migraines? I had them chronically when I was younger, but one day I cut all external stress out of my life by not giving a shit about anything. I could easily bullshit this. Will it work?
probably not mate. probably not. people who actually need it sometimes don't get it
Gonna need A LOT of doctor's visits and therapy sessions before you can get that shit, OP.
>>25322271
if you live in america probably not. that shit is a fucking chore to get welfare, if you really want it you should prob speak to a lawyer.
if you live in any place with socialist-democracy you are fucking golden.
According to science, r9k should have more gf's than /fit/.
You literally have no more excuses for being single or a virgin.
if anything this proves that girls love being treated like shit
>>25322257
>he gets mad when I flirt with other guys, what a jerk!
a y y
>implying girls don't enjoy subtle sexism when it suits them
>implying girls don't want to be abused or see their boyfriend beat other people up for looking at her
I feel like I live in crazy world, where everything I read is bullshit detached from reality.
time for beddy boos wagekek
another day another dollar, hope you feel refreshed from that 4 day weekend.
Wasted on spam.
>>25322222
>>25322222
>>25322222
>>25322222
holy shit that get
>>25322222
Wagekek here i'm off until January 5th NEETKEK
Is it possible to get a coding job just from learning stuff from Code Academy? Also what's the catch, why is it free?
The catch, if you can call it that, is that most people will not practice it enough to really get good enough to get a job with it.
There's still an enormous demand for coding BUT you must know thy shit.
And, how do you know that you're good enough? You apply to jobs, go to interviews and if you, grasshopper, can snatch the pebble out of the interviewers hand, so to speak, then the job is yours.
>>25322291
what sort of time frames we talking?
I'm pretty smart so I'm sure I could do it with practice, but yeah I'm a fuck up so not sure I'd stick at it.
>>25322327
Took me three years to get where I am (can build pretty much anything).
Stick with it and after a year, you'll have everything down pretty well. After that, it's just keeping up with the new shit.
Anyone else think giving women rights was a mistake? Women are whores by nature, which is why the males of the past kept them in metaphorical leashes. The way things are going, polyamory will be the norm in a decade, and feminism is getting more and more retarded. Women are like children, their rights should be limited like a child's should. Is that correct? That's the thought that I had while I got high off of shrooms, but the crazy part is, I think there might be some merit to it now, and I'm sober.
What do you think, robots?
if you honestly think this way then become a muslim
>>25322167
that was pretty funny
>>25322167
>UK plug sockets
even we have descended into this degeneracy
Last night I took apart a razor and cut off a hunk of my arm and ate it because I was bored. There is blood all over my bed sheets now.
What is wrong with me?
>>25322121
>white people: the post
>>25322121
I laughed tea bee aytch
Post pics of arm
I do this to my foot calluses all the time. I take thick slabs of dried flesh off, looks like what chicken jerky would look like.
https://youtu.be/96SrWO5Na54
How to break your mom
>>25322101
kek is this OC or is it from somewhere else
>>25322101
What in the fuck even started this?
>>25322101
NEETs are scum.