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This has been a horrible month, robots.
I turned 21, but have no friends to go out and drink with, nobody to play vidya online with, and being as neat as I am I can't even afford to fix my WoW craving after watching the movie.
>tfw almost want to start camwhoring for money
what are you guys doing
Is that you? I cant even tell if thats a guy or girl, no offense.
>>29562715
that's okay. i'm a girl.
it's kind of flattering to think maybe i could be a reverse-trap though. :3
i was trying to do the snapchat flowers filter irl
you look like the girl who just dumped me
>ctrl+f
>(y
>0 results
>>29562691
In return for this (You), what's your rarest Pepe?
Everybody post your rarest muh fukkin' Pepe
>>29562813
Here's a legendary chicken little i made myself a couple hours ago, 0 saves as of right now. It's only really valuable to people who know about chicken little though
I WANT TO GO BACK
THERE MUST BE A WAY
Only forward.
>>29562661
wait until the technological singularity
then you can simulate your own universe and live in there instead
then every time you make a mistake you can load a savestate
sometimes i think that, when the pain gets to its most intense point, the next time you go to sleep you will wake up with one chance to live your life again back from before the pain began, maybe with only an inkling of how to live it better. everyone has only one of these and cannot choose when to use it
then i wake up and the pain is just worse
/gf/ girlfriend board, a board where girls come and pretend to be our girlfriends, Advertise fake girlfriend services like regular skype calls and pictures
/Fnd/ friend solicitation board. Here you can get fellow robots to come to x event and pretend to be your friends so you don't seem like a sad lonely person
How bout a /got/ board so we can live in peace.
Jesus Christ you're pathetic op
/lgrp/
Where anons can pretend to be little girls. It'll help stop online pedophilia through the power of imagination and acting.
Does anyone else feel like they are destined for great things?
Keep lying to yourself and waiting for it until you finally realise that you're nobody and nothing fictional will never happen. Life is boring and shit and nothing matters. Just have fun
>>29562621
Is it possible for us to all be destined for great things? Would that remove the greatness of those things if they weren't unique at all? Maybe not. Maybe we all are destined for great things, but maybe destiny doesn't exist. Doesn't it suck not knowing anything absolutely? To answer your question, I feel like I'm destined for great things, but what I see as great (a nice house and a bearable job) are probably just average things to most, and to dreamers those "great things" must be so goddamn boring.
>>29562635
>he fell for the nihilism meme
>>29562678
I feel you. I am destined for great things too. I do great things, but to me, they feel average. No big deal. I put more into life and get more out of it. Something anyone can do. That is definitely part of what makes great things great.
Like the names we teach from our history books. Regular men, with two arms and two legs, who did things worth remembering.
Milana thread NOW
post her sister pls
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>swn look at you like this
Now that DHMIS is finished and David Firth hasn't uploaded in months what other "Robot videos" can r9k recommend?
>>29562546
Why is this shit being shilled so hard lately?
I never seen anything about Don't Hug Me I'm Scared being posted here, then the guy posts the last video and now everything is being flooded with this shit.
pretentious horseradish
This is better.
https://youtu.be/8pASZWxxA-Q
How do you maintain your NEET lifestyle?
My savings will only last me a couple more months at most.
>Not living in your parent's house
>Not have working for at least 1 year and saving a lot so you have all the money you need for anything
learn to be a neet
New Zealand has a pretty good welfare system. Plus now that im going to therapy they arent making me actively look for jobs
>>29562533
"Passive income" from renting out 3 rooms in my apartment. Life is good.
>tfw when no paladin bf
I want to be a beautiful maiden in a medieval fantasy, protected by a powerful holy knight
>>29562472
>tfw a wizard
>tfw I'm a stealth archer with maxed conjuration
>>29562472
>tfw when no small village girl gf that will wait for me at home while I go out questing and vanquishing evil for years at a time
why even live
Just told a girl I really like how I feel about her via facebook. Let's see how this goes boys...
>>29562467
GOOD LUCK, ANON. Don't be too discouraged if this one doesn't well.
post results faggot
she's probably telling all her friends and they're all cracking up together over it
>ywn fuck a pussy
>>29562466
thankfully there are prostitutes
>ywn sexa a vagin
>>29562477
Enjoy your roastie and sti.
Today is the day I became a NEET
That was 4 years ago. I think I have about 34 dollars on my bank account left and I probably wont qualify for neet bux even though I've become extremely jaded, have gained tons of phobias, and haven't been outside for almost 2 months.
How about you guys?
I will be a neet again in 2 days. Honestly I'm excited.
>>29562442
What's the occasion?
I personally don't mind being neet
I feel really safe and happy, but I'm running out of cash to keep going
Where are you from? Got neetbux after 1 year.
So a girl im talking to won't send me nudes because she said "she's insecure about her body".
>she previously told me she sent nudes to Chad Thundercock in HS
>Also has been with 8 guys
j u s t f u c k m e u p
Asking for noodz is beta 2bh
Every girl I've been with I get nudes AFTER I've done something in person with her not before.
They're a tranny senpai
>>29562403
Tell her "cool." Then don't text her back for a week. When she asks you why you weren't online or replying just vaguely reply you were having fun or busy with a few friends etc. Let's see how insecure she is about her body then.
If she doesn't take the bait no loss you were friend zoned from the beginning. If she does then you're cock is in that pussy in less than two weeks. I guarantee it.
Anime and memes are for fucking scrap meat retards.
Make an effort to redefine your identity or kill yourself.
Your interests hang on you. They pour out of your skin. People don't like you because they instinctually sense they can't relate to you.
They can relate if they watch anime. If you don't watch anime you're a normal fag. This is most likely bait. Here's a you, faggot.
These are true facts, the loneliness hurts but maybe I'll learn to live with it, in hopes maybe I'll meet someone. On the contrary though, why can't I meet someone who also likes anime and memes? Is that really impossible?
I agree that relatability is the key, but your argument is useless because you are confusing the cause and effect.
Butterfly in the sky...
I can go twice as high...
Take a look, it's in a book...
a Reading Rainbow...
