>meet girl online
>Seem to get along well
>We talk for a couple days
>She finally asks for a picture of me
>Oblige and send her my picture
>She immediately stops taking to me
Should I just stop trying to talk to girls if all they are going to do is pull this shit?
>>29368032
Just lie, I'm ugly and same shit happens to me
Find a pic that looks like a hot you
post a picture of your here anon
>>29368032
Chicks not worth your time bro
>>29368085
Dont be a retard and listen to this dude
you will find a chick that will suit your level of ugliness so you can both me confident and talk about stuff properly without being ashamed of anything
goodluck OP
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
What did she mean by this?why the fuck isn't this original
>>29367867
>How is this not original
Because you post this shit all the fucking time faggot
>>29367867
I think she means you should buy a rotary and shut the fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq52IUB2h2Q
Brap brap motherfucker.
>>29368298
>Tfw fucked that webm up
WELP. CLOSE ENOUGH.
>tfw when no qt gf to talk about shit tier books with
why even live?
So you really just want an intellectually inferior gf, because you are insecure in you own abilities? You don't want her to be capable of having critical thoughts because they could be directed towards you?
Here, I made this for you, so you can print it out, pin it above your bed and cry yourself to sleep every night.
Have an other collage, to remind yourself what disgusting whores these women are (Keara is a cutie though).
>be me
>be straight white cis male
>14 yo
>randomly chilling with my cousin
>sudden_idea.gif
>"why dont we build a cushin fortress, anons cousin?"
>fucking normie goes down with it
>we build the best cushin fortress ever
>random_boner.jpg
>cousin is 5...
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I drank seawater with jizz
cool story braheem hussein
>>29367740
>>>/r/eddit
literally the worst post I've seen on this website
>Okay, now it's time for Anon's presentation
>Anon, you could decide your own topic for this presentation, what is your chosen topic?
i had a presentation about my little pony and used lewd picturesin it.
>all these white people
wish i went to school there 2bh senpai
>>29367496
>My presentation is on the importance of the Beta Uprising, for years Stacies and Chads have made my life a living hell but not anymore.
>proceed to take out handgun, shoot everyone, miss and get made fun of on r9k for not getting a single kill at point blank range
>walk into room
>behold
wat do?
>>29367070
Pinch myself, I must have died and gone to high test heaven.
Shout "HIGH TEST IN THE HOUSE" and proceed to fuck the shit out of her.
Got more?
Wonder why someone with nigger genes is in my house.
>tfw everybody is depressed, but some people (aka normies) know very well how to feign being happy
I love this feeling, it's really comfy.
I embraced the idea that I'm a failure and cannot improve my shit because I tried everything already.
The idea that nothing makes sense and everybody is miserable, makes me truly happy.
To be honest, I like feeling miserable.
I kinda know what you mean thats why having a gf for company works wonders
>>29366615
Thissounds like you've reached state of Nyoron. Congratulations. Your evolution as a robot is now complete.
>>29366721
>having a gf for company works wonders
>still falling for the gf meme
It's like most of you wants to be cucked.
>be ugly
>somehow had cute girlfriends and fucked like a rabbit during my high school years
The thought that I was probably some drunken chick's mistake makes happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxDFyn7FMgQ
>>29367175
wow le upvote fellow fun dude
>>29366594
>tfw no friends in highschool
>tfw never invited to parties
>tfw missed out on ptp
Biggest regret of my life
Hi anon.
I'm tired of """"lou"""" coming in my threads so I'm calling him out.
Let's see if he answers the call right?~
In the meantime. How has your weekend been?
https://youtu.be/uoIF8vxZJFE
>>29366481
hmm... What did he mean by this?
>>29366558
I mean, I'm gonna beat up lou
Or something
>>29366622
Well. Good luck I guessI don't know who lou is
>saying 'bantz'
>posting le ebin trash man
>people will defend 'bantz' like its the holy trinity
>>29366083
You see, I can say whatever cringey autist shit I want, because I'm operating on so many layers of irony that I have actually forgotten how to be genuine/ sound genuine.
Get on my level.
I'm about to go get something to eat for breakfast, and I figured I'd let you guys decide. I was going to go get some oatmeal or cereal at the store. So, what should I get?
>>29365871
dude go eat some buffalo wings
BW3 my nigga
>>29366090
There's no BW3 near me, unfortunately.
has anyone here lost their virginity under the age on consent?
If you lost your virginity you probably shouldn't be here or at least not posting threads about sex.
>>29365844
fair play anon
>>29365816
Age of consent is 14 where I live so it's hard for non-stacies/chads to do it before the age of consent.
can qt nude models make good gfs?
i noticed her arm is hairy
>>29365675
I noticed her titties are soft and perfect. And her face qt.
>>29365728
yes she's ten/ten
i like when they have a little hair
in this picture she looks like she has used condoms on her head
i don't know how i feel about that
post her toes
>tfw insatiably horny and fapping does nothing to assuage it
How is infinite horniness bad
Especially when you're on holiday
>>29365574
oh fuck
i know this feel so well
>>29365574
just keep fapping until it goes away
I asked this in /adv/, but considering /adv/ is mostly normal people and a slow board this is much better.
So I got knocked out yesterday by some faggot who thought I stared at him and smirked, which is true, but it doesn't matter.
How do I find this fuck and get my revenge? I know nothing other than his looks and the location where it happened.
You're most likely going to see the cunt at the same spot where he hit you, so just make a habit of hanging out there until you see him again. Then stab him in the throat.
>>29365350
The thing is, it was just a temporarily thing, I don't think he lived there because of his accent. I also believe he's underage or something which is why I was so cocky to him. I didn't expect (there was 2 actually, and some other guys but they didn't join the fight) a fat manlet and a skinny slightly above manlet tier to be able to knock me out or even dare.
Nothing you can do about it, unless you stalk that place and hope he returns. Just join a fighting gym or something so it doesn't happen again.