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>before the (((sexual revolution))), there was a gf for every man
>then, some (((people))) started to promote promiscuity and others forms of degeneracy
>the Chads monopolized all the gfs
>this created artificial shortages of women and surplus of men
>>29464676
>artificial
It's not artificial. We're actually reverting back to the natural situation. The problem is that in nature, men fought for dominance to the death, and died in larger numbers. Now the surplus men just pile up.
And more and more boys are being raised as if they were girls; but they are not girls. They do not have the same intrinsic value. They still have to compete to have any worth. They would have to have some constructive way to do so, but feminists are removing their opportunities in the name of equality.
I have to nothing to say about that. It's true. Period.
>>29464676
>before the (((sexual revolution))), there was a gf for every man
Is was never true. Life was not easier pre-1960.
I am an AI researcher and I need your help. I'm going to make a clone of Google's Deep Dream, but I'll call it Deep Meme. Instead of the AI learning to recognize patterns of animals, it will learn to recognize rare pepes. In order for me to make this work, I need a large body of rare pepe images. Please post your rarest pepes to help with my research.
>>29464556
You can google rare pepe collection and find thousands compiled in different places.
dis a gud idea thbhdqp
I approve and bump
Also /r/ that old pepe that says "call the cops idgaf"
>>29464556
>I am an AI researcher and I need your help. I'm going to make a clone of Google's Deep Dream, but I'll call it Deep Meme. Instead of the AI learning to recognize patterns of animals, it will learn to recognize rare pepes. In order for me to make this work, I need a large body of rare pepe images. Please post your rarest pepes to help with my research.
I really hope you're legit.
Did women only start flooding this site because they find the school shooters attractive?
>>29464540
even that level of aggression is certainly attractive for many girls
im sure he would be regarded as much more attractive in the eyes of his local girls if he didnt off himsel
kek! There must be thousands of women worshiping him now and trying to summon him back.
Maybe that's why they started invading the board. To destroy our safe space so that we would eventually go over the edge like the supreme gentleman.
/r/ing that compilation of the girls wanting to fuck the aurorapham
Is it senpai?
Hmm, as a one time thing it wouldn't be a big deal. If you keep doing it or suck his ween then it's more likely gay.
Yes. It is gay to allow another man to touch your penis in any capacity outside of a medical exam.
>>29464405
Not if he's your friend. Then it's just a friendly brojob. You can't have a boner when you're giving a brojob though, that's just gay.
/R9K/ PSA: If you haven't noticed by now, you robots are more of a mascot for /r9k/ than you are its regulars. Your memes and shitposts are funny because they makes us feel good about ourselves, but you are starting to get out of hand and it's getting annoying. Stop telling people to "get off my board" like misanthropic hermits. Don't take out your virgin frustrations on people who are actually socially capable. Maybe if you weren't such losers, you would have some friends or even a gf. Oh, and stop with the "REEEEEE"ing. It creeps people out, and nobody laughs at it but you.
R9K IS ROBOT TERRITORY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But anon, we are the regulars and I'm no misanthrope.
>>29464262
>i only come here to laugh at you l-lol
sure eugene, sure
Robots what are your kinks
>kinks
fuck off normie
My kink is that I love tickling feet that's the only thing that gets me off
>there are people that have sex so much that they are now trying to make it weird on purpose
we are closer to the first day of 2017 than we are to the first day of 2016
Turn 21 in december so this is not a bad feel for me
>>29464200
The past would not come back anyway.
I don't even know if that would be a good or a bad thing for me.
I want to die.
Not really though.
I'm stuck in a limbo.
>>29464200
Today is day 174 of 2016. We're still closer to January 1, 2016, than we are to January 1, 2017.
This is some Reddit-tier bait.
>some Stacey on facebook is an Easy Tech at Staples
What the fuck, is it really that easy?
There is no way she knows more tech stuff than I do. Was thinking about applying.
She has a bubbly personality anon!
>>29464183
A bubbly ass is the only thing she's got
>you need skills for that
Hi fellow robots, I'm in some deep shit right now so could you help
>10 days ago I was hanging out with some athletic kids and shit
>I'm really not a very athletic person or anything and I also hang out with some people who are into csgo and memes and shit, I'm only there cause when I was young I was fat and so I did sports to exercise so in turn I know these kids
>some weird ass kid is also there cause he's friends with a kid there.
>we all hate him
>his first name is Apoorv
>he says he's a fucking l33 hacker but all he does is telnet and ddosing
>we call him genderfluid and then he gets amused so he goes up to me and says " hey baby, heard you were genderfluid"
>mfw everyone laughing and taking vids
>genderfluid faggot takes out his tongue and licks my forehead bc that's all he got to bc I moved away
> Everyone was taking a video and laughing
> I say "I think I contracted down syndrome"
> I check my phone and I check people's stories
> 10 people have a vid of me getting licked by a faggot
> People still texting me and asking if I have genital warts
News spread like fire but at least it was in summer break so hopefully everyone will forget when school comes
Post vid
Oregano cumment
epic banter bro! haha nice summer 2k16! good times and good vibes!
not one person cares.
>>29463943
What is this, high school?
No one gives a shit once you're done with school. By the time you're 24 you'll have lost contact with 95% of the people you met in college and 99-100% of your high school people.
Get over it. If you sperg out it'll have power over you, but if you just laugh it off and ignore it people will get bored and let it die. Do. Not. React. And it'll all be better by the next semester.
Thank fucking god I'm not in school anymore with bullshit like this going on.
Is the friend-zone a real thing? Or was she never interested in the first place?
She is keeping you around for potential benefits, or as a backup for when things go south and she needs help.
Can I get some (you)s. I need at least 10 so I don't enter into a withdrawal.
The friend zone is a real thing, but it exists purely because of men who hide their intentions whilst they orbit, so they end up turning her off and also missing the early (about 1 week to a month?) window for making a good impression as a potential partner.
Basically, the friend zone is real but if you're in it then it's your fault for doing it wrong, not hers for putting you in there.
>tfw pussied out trying to ask coworker on date after work
>called her from the list of staff cell from numbers after but cancelled the call because i realized how terrible of an idea it is
>she called me back and asked why i called her
>i asked if she's free tomorrow
>sorry im not
>ok
>hang up
>tfw she's not working anymore this week until she leaves the country for a year by which time i won't be working there anymore so i won't have to look her in the face again
could've been worse
great things worked out
>>29463482
Just get back up anon. Could've definitely been worse. Plus that wasn't an anxiety-induced choice - you definitely made the right call with the phone directory thing.
Hang in there buddy. We'll make it.
>>29463621
she was way too beautiful for me anyways. i'm 99% sure she has a boyfriend bc girls that pretty always do. i'll try to go after the new girl at work who's a vegan and has a lot of acne and is 16
How can you tell if you're in love or if it's just infatuation? I've had this oneitis since middle school. I'm 24 now. And yes, she knows I exist.
If you haven't fucked it's infatuation.
>>29463379
I have but only twice and that was like 2 years ago. No condor too.
Any other criteria?
>He's only has had sex with girl(s) over 200 pounds
>I'm n-not a virgin anon
Hahahahahaha, yea keep telling yourself that kiddo. I mean at least a virgin has his dignity that he didn't fuck a barnyard animal out of desperation. I held out like an extra two years to start fucking because I wanted someone good, I got it eventually, and it was way more worth it.
>>29463068
U just mad cuz u got no hoes, even fat girls don't like ur ugly ass baka
I don't think it counts to fuck fat girls, they've lost the right to call themself a woman by eating like a pig
M-man this triggers my rhino fetish. Ah fuck. I hate it, I can't stop thinking about fucking rhinos.
>be me, a shut-in chubster
>haven't wore a dress in years so I decided to wear one
>go to a small pizza hut branch with my mother
>order a combo meal
>the croutons in the soup they gave to us was a stale garlic bread
>I dont mind as long as I have something to eat
>mom complains about it
>whispered to her to stop because its embarrasing
>got scolded for "being a coward" and told me that I should stand up for myself
>fake overly nice waitress gave us an apology, there was a look of disdain over her
>few minutes later
>the rice topping they gave to my mom was visibly old
>the pasta they gave to me was burnt and baby-sized, crunchy like a dorito
>probably passive-agressively telling me to go lose some weight
>mom about to complain but I managed to stop it
>gestured my mom to go home
>OMG ANON YOUR STOMACH HURTS??!!11
>I-I cant even look at the employees, they probably want to murder me
>take-out a soup and pizza out of pity
>go home
>the soup was filled with stale garlic bread and the pizza was cold as fuck
tfw im never gonna wear a dress for the rest of my life
>>29463030
here is the food that im talking about, its served with hatred
This is sum good shit
>>29463182
Who gives a shit who gives a fuck
What if I told you we have a mutual agreement among ourselves to abandon any thread that you reply to?
Well, I'd be compelled to post this gif.
>>29462558
that's a very nice gif
>>29462805
thats a very nice lemur
