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>have autism
Channel my autism into investment research. Make 6 figures in private equity
Channel my autism into bodybuilding, bench 220 after 1.5 years.
Now I have a fiancee, lots of money and a nice bod
Just working on manipulating plebs in social situation now. You guys are just a bunch of girly men with too much estrogen, and channel your autism into bitching instead of commitment
>>29469775
Is this supposed to be reverse encouragement or something?
>bench 220 after 1.5 years.
kek, that's below average in 6 months
>>29469775
i really want to believe you op
but i can smell the bullshit
4/10 next time make it more believable
How do you learn to accept that everything is fucked, everybody hates you especially yourself and that hope is a waste of time? How do you work up the courage to yourself?
>>29469416
kill yourself*
can't even type properly fuck.
>>29469416
I don't, that's why I'm hopelessly sitting in bed trying to find the courage to end it all.
>>29469416
because everything is fucked, i fit right in as a fucked individual
pretty easy existential crisis to be quite original mia famiglia
Hello,
Subscribe for more fun vids.
pewdiepie is my cousin and my uncle made nintendo.
If you invite me to ur birthday party, I will make sure that my uncle will give you all the free pokemon cards.
I originally made meme's in 1555:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi--DNinzQE
>>29469378
who even cares u retard my dad created Steam and my brother is Bill Gates and my cousin is Mike Degrasse Tyson
>>29469378
You seem like a real loser. Going to r9k to promote new videos. That's like worshipping owl statues to control the world. Oh wait that actually happens.
Ted Cruz is a piece of shit and my dick is harder than ten bricks of diamonds which Cruz probably gobbled up because he's a capitalist prick.
9/11 = Bush
Illuminati confirmed.
>>29469378
that pic is the most normie-core/nerdy chad humour i've ever laid eyes upon
Is anyone else in my situation with regard to wanking?
>live in house with parents who could walk in to room at any time
>there's usually people upstairs and downstairs
>don't live in an American mcmansion with huge rooms and space
>wanking in to tissues and binning them in my room would be conspicuous
>feel dirty after masturbating with lube and either need to wash hands vigorously with soap or shower
>a wank sock would probably stink up my small room
Be thankful if you live in your parents' basement
>>29469252
>not have McDonalds donate you a mcmansion through autism foundation
>Not quitting masturbation through the power of white supremacy
Get good faggot
>cum buckets
>make a mess
>frustrated but also kind of impressed
>be a robot since being a sperm cell
>girls wouldn't even bunch towards me
>nobody wanted to be friends with me
>they would always make jokes about how robotic I am and how old minded I am
>be now
>girls are always trying to get a piece of me
>always try to flirt or get to know me
>I just blatantly ignore them and fuck up their self esteem
>ruin any kind of pride and dignity they have left with just ignoring them or giving them cold answers
>mfw I can finally take revenge on them with just being myself
>mfw I can finally achieve my goals without any worry
It feels really good anons, the >tfwnogf meme should stop. It is time to be ourselves and ignore the roasties.
>>29469211
Horseshit. What makes you such a fuckin magnet now?
>>29469239
I am fit, I earn a lot, I have a mystic job which I can't talk to people about which makes me look mysterious and shit.
I am 26 have a good hair line, good income, good instincts.
And I actually don't know what makes me a magnet. But they just keep coming.
>>29469211
*teleports behind you*
*taps you on the shoulder*
*teleports behind you again, and whispers in your ear*
"You deceive no-one but yourself. Your soul will never be truly dark like mine."
>tfw fell for the NEET meme
I quit my job after seeing all those wagecuck threads. After three weeks, it's gotten boring. And rent is due in a week
>>29469116
were all gonna make it bro
Always have a backup plan, meng
It's what you get for being an idiot. Do you really think there are NEETs here that have no income? They have enablers. The others are wagecucks who pretend to be NEETs.
>*boom* *boom* *boom*
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEE
>*deafening roar fills the air*
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*wagies running for their lives scrambling under cars and manhole covers*
>TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>*buildings tremble*
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
>*windows shatter and car alarms spring to life across the city.
>>29469087
DEE
LEAT
THIS
So wagie, not enough time to vote in the Referendum tomorrow? You have to stay late? Sad that you pay taxes but aren't represented? Don't be like that. Aristotle claimed in the politics that working men were not worthy of democratic representation because they didn't have time to cultivate their minds
This gives me a good chuckle every time I see it
And then I'm filled with an unholy rage because I am a wagie
Then I remember that I'm only there 3 days a week until college is over
Then I remember I'll have to find a job afterwards
I JUST WANT TO SIT OUTSIDE IN A FIELD WITH MY DEAREST FRIEND AND DISCUSS THE MEANING OF LIFE GODDAMMIT
*buff buff*
Hey dood you wanna hit?
aww yeah bro what's the nic level?
how many ommms you getting bro with your conductor spoils an shit
You've never puffed clouds like these man, try it! It's sooooo much better than cigarettes and it's actually healthy. I can get all these different flavors, you don't even know man.
>>29468707
That's a shitty vape he's using
okay guys am and bored as fuck its 1 am here. what should i do help
am drunk*
What food do you have?
>>29468619
Bags of sand
afasd
What is about the taste of dog that makes their meat so appealing to people in exotic countries?
>>29468025
Exotic
You know, they probably think San Antonio and barbecue and guys names Mark are pretty exotic. I get what you're saying, but "exotic" is a relative term.
No idea, dog meat is greasy and stringy
If I had to make a guess though I would say it's because dogs are fairly cheap to raise and breed in litters and that's why they get used for their meat in poor countries
>>29468025
Its not about taste. The only people that ever ate dog were people who were facing famine and starvation, and there are plenty of stray dogs.
of course some people who grew up eating dogs occasionally have aquired a taste for it im sure.
that feel when no belly girlfriend
>>29467917
Fat samus? Sweet.
>>29467984
no dummy its an oc
why do 2d bellies drive my dick fucking insane??
What hand you guys wank with?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10557870
I personally use my left hand so i can operate the mouse with my right hand
>>29467670
I guess my dominant hand has too much power.
Gotta click with the right n spank with the left
>>29467670
>implying i need my hands
I'm going to pay a visit to my shrink today.
>it's been a month since the last visit
>have feel suicidal the entire month
>I don't know if I will be able to open up and tell him how I have felt this entire time
>tfw I don't trust him but I still visit him
I should have stopped the moment he never took seriously my gender issues.
My therapist just diagnosed me with MDD, and apparently my mom called him when I told her I would kill myself is she kicked me out. Going to docs Tuesday to pet prescribed something.
What do you mean he didn't take them seriously?
>>29467858
Whenever I talked with him about it he made some remarks about how I said it and which words I used in the sentence. Also he constantly said that my problems weren't gender related but that there was something underlying that that caused all my issues. He still hasn't found it out though.
>>29468002
Just be as honest as possible with him. Don't be afraid to tell him that he might be wrong. If you believe your problems are gender related, reaffirm that you believe they are.
what kind of wacky and unusual snacks do you guys like to eat?
pic related for me
I like moxie and good and plenty
what is up with the dried squid meme
>>29467577
it tastes VERY good
are you here, old pal?
Pedro general. We attempt to summon our friend and/or discuss his exploits.
Just got an idea. Why don't we call pedos "Pedro"
NEW MEME ALERT
>>29467562
pedro is not into kids, my friend. he has a pretty good taste in girls. unfortunately, girls seem to have no taste in him, which is surprising given how cool he is.
>tfw pedro probably has a life nowadays
>probably has a qt spanish gf with thick sexy black hair
>probably has a cushy programming job
>probably doesn't even think of 4chan anymore
>you're still stuck here
where did it all go so wrong, lads?
