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I have a girlfriend and you don'ttttt
nah neh nah neh nahhh nehhhh!!!
>>29454256
good impression of an average 2016 r9k thread, op
>>29454256
Looks like you have two girlfriends
no norm plx
If you hate x, and x hates you, why don't you be the better person and say sorry and forgive x?
What's stopping you? Your ego? Your ideals? Fear of disapproval?
>>29454251
They still wouldn't let me peen-in-vag them.
Not everything can be fixed by a "sorry"
This needs a better context
Why don't you guys just get castrated? Wouldn't that remove the need for sex and a gf?
>>29454094
That would be surrender. We're in this game for the long haul, robot. Giving up now would be silly.
>>29454094
Many threads about it.
People seriously considering it (especially once the distraction starts affecting their jobs).
But many anti-depressant have libido-suppression effect too and it's probably better to try that first.
>>29454094
some guy cut his balls off and posted pics a few weeks back
Boat ramp etiquette
So I've been taking my canoe out to this lake, parking at the chamber of commerce welcome center which has a boat ramp.
I load my canoe right by my car and make sure that when I'm on the ramp everything is all packed and I can just jump in and go.
When I was coming back after paddling for a few hours, these 3 yuppies, 2 frat boy Chads and 1 stacy were launching their jet skis. They seriously had their truck on the ramp for about 25 minutes and even after all their boats were in they just hung out on the ramp for awhile, blocking it.
Does it really take that long to unload a small jet ski from a trailer? I was able to untie my huge 100 pound canoe from my car by myself, portage it 50 feet or so with 120 pounds of sandbags+ my gear, and paddle out to the middle of the lake faster than it took them to unload their tiny jet skis.
I wanted to yell at them to move since I was tired and wanted to get out and relax, but I have no prior boating experience and I didn't know if they were in the wrong or not. Were they? One of the guys immediately asked me to move my boat once it hit the ramp so he could put another jet ski in. I was like damn dude I was going to move it anyway.
I don't leave my canoe chilling on the ramp, I wait for others to go first, but is their behavior acceptable?
I feel like they were just some rich douchebags I should have said something to.
Is this in Wisconsin? Looks like its near the yacht club my parents belong to
>>29454027
litreally >>>/out/
anon why the fuck are you asking here and not on /out/ or something?
I have unironically never seen a lake in my life, it's been years since I've even seen any natural body of water
>>29454073
I did post it on /out/, newsflash: /out/ is slow.
And these were chads. CHADS. Hogging the boat ramp. I want to see what robots have to say.
Tell me why you deserve a girlfriend.
>>29453529
Shinji chose to leave instrumentality.
What a dumb faggot.
>>29453529
nice original thread
>inb4 I don't
>>29453529
I will once you tell me why you deserve to live OP. You need to justify your right to live to us.
>Forced to get a job
>Rip up all the job papers
>Throw a tantrum
>Mom says I don't have to do the job
Every time
>>29453232
I hope you are happy with your miserable life. I'm sure girls would go crazy for a guy like you.
>>29453891
>2016
>Wanting women
>Wanting romance in general
>>29453891
But would a girl go crazy for a lottery winner? Of course.
ITT: 90's fads that will make a comeback
>>29453147
Taking the 12 gauge express train
for lunch with kurt
>>29453147
This should be coming back?
>>29453239
No, this should though.
I GOT A GLOCK IN DA 'RARRI
>>29452980
It would appear that being ugly hurts you if you are white, go figure
Fetty Wap is a sellout though my man
>>29452980
>Tfw kid in school with one eye
>Mfw everyone calls him fetty wap
It's an "Anon confesses his true feelings to his oneitis" thread
I don't care about anyone.Fuck you.
>get drunk one night
>so drunk I shit the bed
>go on normiebook for the first time all year
>tell her I still love her and tell her we can make it work this time
>She got married in March
JUST
>>29452893
If you have enough women in your life to develop crushes, you're a normie
I SIT
IN MY DESOLATE ROOM
NO LIGHTS NO MUSIC
JUST ANGERI'VE KILLED EVERYONE
I'M AWAY FOREVER
BUT I'M FEELING BETTER
I remember being 15 and feeling edgy listening soad too.
>>29452488
So mature, i'm proud my boy has grown up
>>29452469
HOW DO I FEEL
WHAT DO I SAY?????
Hey guys
I'm feeling suicidal
Is there anyone I can talk to on here before I hang myself
https://discord.gg/014Hch6rIY3BS1nin
Discord link if anyone wants to talk
Do it you faggot. ORIGINALLLLLLLLh
>>29452268
Don't do it bro,there's still life left to live
>tfw no quizzical bf
>tfw no page 10 bf
>>29451993
Aren't you that guy who wants to get fucked by a rake?
>>29453514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rake_(character)
How often should one shower?
>>29451978
every other day at least
probably every day but that's if you actually do shit
depends on your body. i shower every day because i have oily greasy hair and if i don't shower it just gets nasty within 2 days.
yea, i know all about the whole no-shampoo thing, but i'm not dealing with my greasy nasty hair for an entire month just to get it back to 'normal'
These are undercover normies. They're trying to make us shower! It's the first step to normification! REEEEEEEEEEEE
>6/21/2016
>Still no weeb steam friend to watch anime with
#NoHomo
Now im allowed to shitpost here, right?
>>29452244
Not aIIowed
>>29451929
Hey I'm right on time this one
>>29452244
>>29452297
You guys are real quick on the draw
>mention i dont want to get married
>"anon, when you get old you are going to be lonely, and cold at night sleeping all alone!"
>"well, don't you want kids one day, and a wife!"
>mfw
if women weren't so shit this would be a non issue...
how do you get people to stop asking this question? i just have been ignoring them/pretending i dont hear, but its only gotten worse...
Boo hoo people are concerned about me.
-op 2014
>>29451271
>not realizing they are doing it for their own concerns not mine
k norman
>>29451394
Do you think they are worried you'll go full beta male and kill a bunch of people if you continue your degenerate ways or are you somehow trying to imply that they believe you are so important that their way of life can't exist if you manage to cling to your MGTOW bullshit?
