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Help me, robots.
Is it still possible to find facebook accounts from filenames?
>>29337391
aye
fuck the robot
>>29337406
Thank you, but how?
>>29337675
In the filename you have three series of numbers.
Paste the second serie after Facekike.com/
Will only work if settings are public on the account
I use this to out escorts to their family and friends
>tfw no wacko bf
>tfw no Dot gf
>>29337366
>tfw wacko and a boy
>tfw no waco atf
>in 10 items or fewer lane
>buy two 6-packs
They were none the wiser.
>>29337346
>in normal checkout lane
>less than ten items
> have coupon for item I want
> dont use it
a pack counts as one item though
>laying in bed alone
>hold pillow, imagining it's a girl I'm cuddling with
I do this too except I imagine the pillow is Adam lanza
>feel lonely
>go masturbate and drink
>feel fine
Not that hard OP.
>>29337380
Who?
Origami
Have you thought about serial killing?
>>29337311
>be me
>14 and with a friend that was 14
>Doing a break and enter on the school we went to
>doing our thing and the janitor walks in
>were wearing masks cause cameras
>he grabs my friend trying to catch us
>hit him in the back of the knee with a hammer
>he falls down and we start kicking him
>unconcious after awhile of beating with weapons and stuff
>We leave after calling an ambulance
>broke his knee and 4 ribs and a severe concussion
I feel regret when I think about it. He was a nice guy. Never got caught either.
>>29337383
Not very nice thing to do.
>>29337311
No
It's not like it solves anything
I don't think watching people die would be very thrilling either
When it's romanticized on TV and shit it looks interesting, but when it's irl like those liveleak videos it's just kind of a mindfuck but also a little anticlimactic. Like oh, that's who we really are, I forgot, thanks for reminding me.
I don't think it's something to obsess over to the point where you go around murdering people.
What are the TRUE patrician's tendies, r9k?
I think KFC tenders are God-tier
>>29337269
But then again, I am from Europe so I don't have the huge amount of tendie choice that you Ameribros have
tully's around central new york, there literally is no competition
post your youtube watch it again
make fun of other anons
maybe make friends
have a blast
Ready for the insults
Originality and needles
>>29337334
the lisa ost is gr8
Yo watch that again swag
What did you do on your last birthday, robots?
Went for breakfast with family then studied physics since it was during exams. Went to a bar for the first time (18th) but most people didn't show
>>29337220
I slept the entire day. Birthdays don't matter much to me anymore.
I went to hooters for my birthday, i asked i few friends too come but they never showed up that day. Then i went back home and browsed different websites
What's the greatest thing you've ever done in all your time on 4chan?
I would say mine is making this image which I see other people repost.
>>29337155
Once, trying to chase down a skinwalker, I inadvertently saved a dog
nice job youve ruined /tv/
>>29337155
I called in an airstrike
Why do things only ever get worse?
Why does improvement in life not exist?
>>29337140
Entropy. The laws of thermodynamics basically boil down to "everything falls apart always and you can never do anything about it".
>>29337192
what about the sun
there's a huge-ass ball of fire pouring energy on us and it isn't doing a fucking thing
>>29337140
You always focus on the negative, and don't really register the good things because that would twist this narrative you've created.
Because you're severely depressed
Just got put on zoloft, what should I expect?
>>29337132
your on the path to mindlessly droning through life, have fun!
>>29337132
You posted this earlier and got replies, you're not gonna get closer to knowing how it affects you by asking again.
>>29337165
As opposed to what? Not doing anything ever because you're too depressed to move? Is that better?
say it with me:
she is not coming back
things are not going to go back to how they were
you need to move on
No, fuck off. I'm never losing hope. It'd be an offense to my feelings if I ever give up. I'll die like this: I've accepted it.
>>29337119
she doesnt deserve your loyalty or admiration.
Say it with me:
She is getting fat and I no longer want a fat bitch
So I took some Xanax last night with my best friend of the last 6 years. For all this time I thought he was straight, but he ended up asking me to suck his dick. I don't even remember how it ended up happening but it did.
I'm a total faggot so of course I jumped on the opportunity and went ahead with it. He seemed to really enjoy it and I was super happy that it happened and i loved it.
But now it's the next day and he feels awful about what happened and really regrets what happened... he'd told me he wants to kill himself and I feel so guilty :(
The worst part is that I really loved it and wanted to do more...
I don't know what to do and need help... I don't want the friendship to end ;-;
Pic is me
aw noooo poor bby :(( ;_;
Reassure him that it's not a big deal, it's just a bit of homosexual dick sucking.
>>29337006
bit gay
original prankster
>tfw it's been two years tonight since my sister died
Time really flies. Also, I'm 99% positive my gf is banging some black fellow right now. Bad night for me.
I know these two things aren't related, but they're both killing my ass.
Thats rough, buddy. Try not to think of both things that much.
If you can confirm your GF is cheating, dump the bitch. You don't owe her shit.
And in regards to your sister... that's hard. I can't imagine how you must feel. I hope you feel better and heal soon, anon.
>>29337059
Much appreciated, man.
I hate being horny.
Ever since I was 9 years old, I have had sexual tendencies, from initially dry humping my pillow, to sticking my dick in things like stuffed animals, then discovering masturbation using lotions and other lube like substances, I have grown to hate this god damned feeling.
Even if I wasn't on the internet where stumbling upon porn or lewd imagery is inevitable, I get random boners and have sexual thoughts in my head 24/7.
Jerking off doesn't help because something just gets me horny again in like less than 5 minutes and I need to cum again, with every session requiring more energy and hurting my dick when I constantly cum over and over again, but I can't help it.
Anyone in the same boat as me?
Yes, only it started when I was five instead of nine.
>Got raped at eight years old and liked it because of it.
Just.
>>29336960
Try meditating. I picked it up a few months back as serious as ever (few times a week for at least five minutes) and my libido is really low and they (Buddhists, I've been doing mostly buddhist meditations) have ones for aversion of desire, especially lust, I think meditation on foulness or something.
>>29337261
I've been recommended Meditation in the past. I really should try it if it means I can stop this horror filled with constant cum and sweat.
