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Do you have an ex?
Why did you leave her/him?
Do you regret it?
Been single for two years. I like it better this way!
>>25792813
Yes a few.
No. It was hard at times but looking back it was the right choice. I cant imagine spending the rest of my life with any of them.
I'm in my first relationship. And we've only known each other for a few months and have already talked about having babby and working high paying jobs to support a family. It's a little scary.
>tfw you will never be as cool as mac miller
What's the point of even living?
>>25792743
... Who?
This comment original
>>25792743
Literally who
commento es originalo
But like who is that for real
Smh baka baka baka
What do you want from mcdonalds senpai?
>>25792584
a fucking big mac and 2 mcdoubles with 2 fries on the side, also an apple pie.
also a diet coke
>>25792584
20 chicken mcnuggets and a sweet tea
go easy with the sugar
Uhh, yeah, I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Would you date a celebrity if given the opportunity?
>>25792212
ugly spider whore with the posture of a 90 year old lady.
she must look horrible naked.
Sure, why not? It might be interesting. Not T-swift though.
Would you date Robert DeNiro if given the opportunity?
How do I have fun, /r9k/? I'm bored with anime, vidya, and jacking off. I've been a NEET for so long it's starting to get bland.
>>25792187
Variation is the spice of life and all that. Go out for a walk or a run, it's not gonna be fun, but just do it. When you get back home you'll appreciate chilling with some animu again.
this happens to me often.
give it 2-3 days and you'll be back to how you were.
>>25792187
Work out, find new music,start drawing or any other inexpensive hobby.
Try to create rather than consume and see if it is more fulfilling.
I'm fucking losing it
I NEED a gf
>>2579215
How hot are you? Also, are you looking for a LTR or quick sex?
>>25792153
No. You need friends. Male friends. Women won't solve your problem - they'll generate more.
>>25792514
How do I make friendss?
What are your sentiments on lacigreen? Her videos are alright, I don't think she is as bad as everyone makes her out to be.
figuratively who?
She's really hot and cute. I wish she would release some nudes or something. Doubtful though. Her videos are pretty informative. I don't know why some people don't really like her.
>>25792139
The fact that so many people take what she says as fact is really scary.
WHY IS IT IN THE LAST 3 DAYS I HAVE WOKEN UP TO THE IMPLOSION OF MY OWN ASSHOLE AND SHIT MY PANTS EVERY MORNING
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!!!
Stick a tampon in your asshole
>>25792128
LUNGDON
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>>25792128
i really, really like this rare pepe. can i save it?
Your entire life you've been told deeply negative things about yourself. You hear these things so often that you've internalized them and believe them to be true.
I want you to know that they're not.
No they are.
It's me telling those things to myself. It can't be helped.
>>25791986
How on earth are you supposed to know that I'm not a bad person? On /r9k of all places
I don't know where to ask so i will ask here. I am a balkan slav i am khv but i had one chance in my life to have sex, i ran away because i thought my penis is too small. It's about 6.5 to 6.7 in length and about 5.5 in girth, burgerscale numbers. Did i do the right thing? I mean i know those studies where the average is supposed to be like 5 inches but we all know girls don't want average things and also all the chinks and indians and other non-whites bring the size down, right?
That's a fine sized cock, perhaps you are watching too much porn? 6 inches is big enough to make a woman cum
>>25792001
What if she is a tall girl, like 5'10? I am a manlet (5'7) but i like tall girls, i have heard they have bigger pussies? Also can they even cum from penetration only?
>>25792001
>Anon Seals Of Quality
>tfw no qt muslim virgin gf
i bet they have nice hairy bush
tfw no hairy bush gf
>tfw no thick muslim virgin gf
>>25791945
Literally perfect fuck
How long could you robots last without cumming if she was sucking on your penis?
What makes for a good blowjob? Is it just technique or do physical traits like big lips or mouth size make a difference?
Most blowjobs aren't that good and I didn't cum from them. A gay friend of mine told me he would teach my current gf how to suck cock the proper way - said it was a birthday present.
After that she could make me cum in a couple of minutes and harder than regular sex.
Gay men must get amazing blowjobs from everyone
>>25791918
Never had a bj before but it looks like she's really sucking hard. Doubt I would last more than a minute.
i've had blowjobs that have literally lasted 40 mins plus with no end in sight. it depends on mood and probably if you have a giant dick you might get a more consistent experience
>/r9k/ tells me I don't have a gf because I'm NEET
>get a job
>nothing has changed
WOW!
now all you need to do is get a gf :^)
Getting a job doesn't get you a girlfriend, it just makes it possible
You don't have a gf because there aren't any girls that have a romantic connection with you. You have to meet women in unconventional ways. Say you like someone's shirt. Make small talk at a grocery store. 90% of the time, it'll end after one sentence, but there's always that chance that it could lead to something else.
Ok familia, let's draw. Join if wou want :^)
https://awwapp.com/b/ur7pqzeye/
>>25791721
>Obscenity
Check
>Swastika
Check
>>25791780
so much lolz xd
>>25791780
kek joining now
Lets laugh about fatties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv_lc1p4I50
>>25791536
I don't need a 44 minute documentary to laugh at the stupidity and hopelessness of the delusional and morbidly obese faggot, I have an internet connection that can take me right to tumblr.
>Body acceptance
>>25791536
>45 minutes
This is 2 episodes of anime, you really expect anyone to watch this, senpai?
