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Do girls who take big cocks up the ass end up taking huge shits?
>>24394529
Idk lol haha
>>24394529
>Do girls who take big cocks up the ass end up taking huge shits?
No
>>24395964
I don't know desu, how do you know
> thinking lifting will help
just take the black pill /r9k/. you were born genetically inferior and there is nothing you can do about it
SPOCK REBORN
I don't think it'll help anything, I just want to be strong.
that guy just has a bad haircut, he'd look great otherwise.
>tfw the girl sitting in front of you would wear a slightly too small shirt and you got to see some of that lewd bare skin
>>24394519
>those shoulders
>those hips
>girl
Got some news for ya, chap.I'm proud of you for being so accepting and tolerant of the diverse gender identities you encounter in today's educational field.
This is my ex
>tfw no gf
>>24394852
Any pics of her asshole?
Would your frot with another robot?
no gay stuff, just touching
I'm a germophobe and don't want any sexual diseases. No fun for me.
I got really into that when I was like 8. Not even joking. Then I barely had any gay thoughts. Then when I saw traps at 17 they become my primary sexual attraction
If hes hairy and gross no thanks
Any twinks in Louisiana can hit me up though
Yeah, of course famfam
Fellow Robots, I'm taking one (possibly 2 but probably only one) class at community college next semester. I've narrowed down my options to the following but I can't seem to decide. Halp me choose pls:
Here they are (in no particular order)
A) Chinese 101
B) Spanish for Spanish Speakers 101
C) French 101
D) Sociology 208
E) German 101
F) Philosophy 101
G) Japanese 101
Will explain each one below
>>24394262
A) Chinese 101
Took this class before a year ago. Stopped caring and failed badly. Wanna take it again bc
a) MOST SPOKEN language on the planet, useful
b) Wanna redeem myself for failing it the first time (to be fair, at the time I was literally on Suicide Watch pham)
>>24394291
B) Spanish for Spanish Speakers 101
As a Mexishit-Amerikek whose first language is Spanish, literally the only reason I want to take this class is to slightly improve my writing grammar-syntax
But mostly to have an Easy-Fuck, No Study Necessary Class that I can tell parents I'm still studying in school when I'm really just watching anime, Vidya, and shitposting all day
>>24394319
C) French 101
Took this for 3 yrs in HS. Original teacher retired the semester before my freshman year. Rotation of un/barely qualified sub teachers (literally one teacher said "Oh yeah I minored in French in college but that was 20 yrs ago so I'm pretty much learning this with you, think of me as a classmate". JUST). Except for one year we had two based teachers, but they left too.
Tl;dr: Haven't taken or practiced French since I left HS almost 3 years ago plus the French dept at HS was Crap-Tier so my foundations are shit.
Oh also I have French blood from French great great great grand fathers who invaded Mexico for Napoleon. White /master-race/ family (not really tho.. race traitor /here/. Mexican Pride Ese!)
Why don't you losers just summon a succubus?
No money
>>24394249
I don't objectify women. I treat them with respect because I know some day they will reward me by licking my pinis.
I don't know how to
>tfw you realize that you've stayed up too late and now you'll have to skip sleep for the night because you'll never be able to wake up after only sleeping 3 hours
FUCK BEING A WAGESLAVE
>>24394178
worst feel. what's keeping you up nights? alcoholism combined with mild gambling addiction here.
Happened to me. Was up for 2 days and went to work at 5 a.m. Thought my body was gonna collapse because I was so tired. Thank god I managed to switch my morning shifts with my coworker. 9-5 is so much better. Go to bed man, three hours isn't to bad.
>>24394178
>fuck being a functional adult who's expected to figure out basic shit that a 5th grader can figure out like going to bed at a sensible time
ftfy
>normies are having sex with their cute girlfriends right now
8 hours of work for 20 minutes of pleasure
>>24394227
>normies
>work
Girls just fall into their laps from their social group. No work at all.
>>24394241
their social group demands employment, though
Robots I have my first ever date coming up this weekend. I so fucking nervous cause I don't know what the fuck to do. Can we have a first date do's and don'ts thread?
Help me guys. Please
>>24394114
Accept that it's going to be a disaster and don't put pressure on yourself to make the girl like you. Focus more on trying to test out whether or not you can get along with this woman. She's testing you too, so tone down the aspie shit. Try to have a good time with her instead of putting the weight of your entire life on your shoulders and thinking that if this one doesn't love you or gets away that your life is ruined and you'll be laughed at on national TV.
OR
If she's a skank take a page out of Chad's playbook and get her drunk while telling her everything that she wants to hear and fuck her and leave.
>>24394114
Do: Be yourself
Dont: Be anything else
>>24394198
thats what they all say..
>>24394114
anyway OP is it with a guy or girl?
What does /r9k/ think of Bebe?
Post all your rares.
Here's a few to get the ball rolling.
There are many Bebes of obscure references.
But some are just classic.
I have killed literally 4 threads in the last 15 minutes. Why am I such a loser?
>>24394101
You're posting on 4chan>tfw you can never leave>tfw the ride never ends
>>24394101
If it's any consolation, I'm a loser as well.
it's ok your content was probably too high in quality for the dummies of this boardhahaha
So, which of these lovely women will YOU choose?
>>24394048
More like Ho Chi Minh
Indian Girl. No downside.
All but So Chee Min are shit
Hers is awesome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrice_O%27Neal#Comic_style
>BASED
>At times he would encourage people to call out to the stage in order to set up a punchline. "Ladies, how would you keep your man if you lost your vagina?," O'Neal would ask of his audience. When the women would invariably reference oral and anal sex, the comedian would respond, "See, I gave you the chance to talk and you qualified yourself as a series of holes."
>BASED
He get into some shit in this one its long but its a good listen he was in rare form this episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZcmFeIyZNo
My favourite comedian ever and i don't even like his standup much. His best shit was when someone was unfortunate to disagree with him and there was a mic/camera in the vicinity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwk-BQ4Mc0Y
How he manages to make everyone in the room laugh in that vid laugh except the Angry woman is fucking amazing.
>>24394164
>WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? SHE IS OUTRAGED
Post your favorite song ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
kek baka desu senpai
>>24393983
https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM?list=FLFrVskIu3lFMxN5vkLUlCYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHkWksoB5BI
Probably not my all time favorite but I'm obsessed with it right now. The same way that Dylan killed folk at Newport, Ian killed hardcore when he wrote the words "On to greener pastures; The core has gotten soft."
I need more of this face. Please.
I have an entire Bebe folder, but they're not for you.
>>24393991
please. I'm laughing like a full blown aspie just looking at this image.
I need more
>have almost every rare pepe
>have complete bebe collection
>every wojak and PPP
>poopoopeepee
The question is, what are you willing to pay?
