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I was jacking off for several years, all that time I wanted to sex a real girl. Like most of you it was idealized in my mind.
I had sex, and now I regularly have sex and all I can say is it's shitty. You spend all your time working to get it, then you have to physically do all the work. Real girls aren't pornstars or photoshopped images. They're just normal.
Honestly, sitting by myself jacking off to anything I felt like was so much better. Better yet using toys (especially suction) that actually feel better than a girl. After having sex multiple times, it just gets monotonous and boring, moreso than masturbation.
if you want sex, just get one of those silicone asses, it's legit better.
>>29220031
How much do that one cost?
>>29220031
has it ever crossed your mind that maybe you and your girlfrind suck at sex?
>>29220328
On the other hand, maybe all the practice just made him amazing at masturbation. Maybe he knows his way around a penis better than anyone else on the planet.
I didn't want to...
I didn't know how to say no
She just hugged me before she left
I'M FREAKING OUT ROBOTS, I DON'T WANT IT TO COMPROMISE MY WIZARD POWERS WHEN I TURN 30!!!
Please confirm that I won't lose any of my powers, PLEASE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!!!
Stop acting like a fucking faggot first
>>29220018
fucking normal fags on this board
>>29220037
I'm not a faggot bitch stop hating
Is it just me, or is anyone else repulsed by this? I've seen it in porn all the time but I've never had the instinct to go down a girl (albeit admittedly, little experience). I've heard it tastes like shit too, it's so unbecoming of a man. Thoughts, r9k?
ive done it several times
its not that bad. i like fingering better though
>>29220010
I do it because it's nasty not to make her feel good
>>29220010
I ate my first girlfriend ever's pussy in the 7th grade. we were both 13. she was 100% pure and had a perfect pussy. Tasted pretty good honestly. Like diluted peach juice.
I would never go down on a roastie though. Not in a million years. All those meat flaps and just the thought of all the dicks and shit and blood and infections that has been in there. No thank you.
I am looking for smelly NEET shut-in fembots who will be willing to wear the same pair of panties for 3 days straight while also not showering during that time, seal them in a ziplock bag (or a vacuum sealer if you have one) and send them to me. I will pay $150 USD. I will require a timestamped picture of you wearing the said panties (doesnt have to be lewd)
If youre interested please send an email to [email protected]
>>29219979
lol
ihilhoihoihoghchgfc
>>29219979
This is fucking hilarious because I regularly don't shower for a month and wear the same underwear for weeks. I don't sell them though, but I'll bump here, maybe some other degenerate female will satisfy you.
>tfw females can literally make a comfortable living by selling their soiled underwear
And people still try to deny that being a girl is life on easy mode...
I'm getting really fucking sick of White people. Stanford Kid gets off the hook and now this shit ontop of all the previous mass shootings.
Wtf is wrong with WHITE people.
>>29219967
all you white robots want to sweep this under the rug like mainstream media, don't you? well too bad the public outrage is too much to ignore.
i've become sick and bitter towards white people and how there always has to be a power dynamic with you fucks.
Crackers gonna crack
They can't help it, their genes are predisposed to violence
>>29220035
>i've become sick and bitter towards white people
yeah your constant butthurt threads speak for you lol
Why do women do slutty, degenerate things, then INSIST to men that the women who do slutty degenerate things are a "minority" of women? I don't think any guy is that stupid. Is it virtue signalling at it's finest?
The majority of the men on this board are so retarded and insecure.
>>29220109
You didn't answer my question. /r9k/ has always hated men and shilled for women. The feminist sluts that come here are just upset because we can still, if we want, insult women without being arrested.
>>29219960
Because they ARE sluts and feel pleasure from being degraded. They think with their vaginas.
What do girls' feet smell like?
>>29219914
They really just smell like their sweat, with the tiniest bit of cheese. Most don't have a strong smell though
>>29220186
Is it fun to smell, kiss, and/or lick them?
>le foot fetish meme thread
>want to get a hooker so no longer KHV
>too worried about what the hooker will think of me
>>29219895
>caring about some literal piece of genetic and social filth will think of you
Honestly if you care that much murder-suicide is always an option
>Brother orders an escort for me
>nervous as fuck since KV
>Get to her place
>can't even look her in the face
>couldn't get hard
>she ends up slapping my limp dick around and sighing until the time was up
I should just die
>>29219895
You're over the fucking line anon.
who /bad genetics/ here?
tfw
>overweight
>smell bad all the time
>yellow teeth
>eye bags
>pale skin
>oily complexion
>acne
>>29219870
>overweight
Excercise more and eat less. Fixed.
>smell bad all the time
Actually bad genetics. Eat healthier, mask with cologne or perfume. Mitigated.
>yellow teeth
Brush teeth with super-whitening paste. Mitigated.
>eye bags
Sleep better. Mitigated.
>pale skin
Not a con, at least in my book. If you think it's a negative attribute, then go outdoors more after you fix the other stuff..
>oily complexion
Drink spearmint tea and look up other healthy solutions online. Mitigated.
>acne
Try normal stuff from pharmacy, then try herbal solutions, then go to a doctor and get antibiotic applications. Mitigated.
>blaming all of that shit on genetics
You're just a lazy fat ass.
>>29220072
too much work. Chad doesn't have to deal with any of this bullshit because he has top-tier genetics
>>29220216
fuck you too normie
>there are peeple on this board right naow that wouldn't love to live in glorious nippon
fuck is up with you normies?
>>29219834
I'm nervous going outside in the city and culture that I've lived all my life in. how the hell would I handle being transplanted into something different in almost every conceivable way?
>>29219908
Not to mention there are people everywhere and if you do one thing socially unnaceptable then they shun you for life. You can't even fucking leave work because they think you are lazy for going home at the end of your paid shift. No thank you.
>>29219834
Fuck I want to work there in an office and earn some fucking yen instead of my country's shit currency. I want to work like a lemming/slave until my work visa expires then renew it and do it again!
I don't want bitches, I just want money. I learned nip to make mad yen, not japanese hoes.
Who /golden corral/ here?
If there is a heaven, I hope they have golden corral there.
what are some of you guys? favorite dishes?
>>29219767
are you eating there rn?
>>29219767
I'd literally rather eat a plate of dog shit than anything from Golden Corral.
>>29219783
I was there an hour ago.
>mfw sriracha chicken tendies
I wanted to dip a marshmallow in the chocolate fountain but I read a story on here once about kids putting fish and chicken in there and I didn't cause what if kids at this gc put chicken and fish in there. gross
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!!
IT'S 9 PM AND TIME TO PLAY THE BOARD'S FAVORITE GAME SHOW - DID YOU DO YOUR BEST TODAY?
FIRST QUESTION:
DID YOU DO YOUR BEST TODAY?
>>29219756
N-n-next question
No I didn't anime girl.
Ready, I did it! I did my best!
weebs of /r9k/ what's the name of that one doujin trope where a chick is fucked so hard she loses her mind?
I can't remember it for the life of me. Winner gets the full pic.
>>29219708
Ahegao you stupid disgusting normalfaggot
>>29219708
>what's the name of that one doujin trope where a chick is fucked so hard she loses her mind?
Mindbreaking?
Also why does it have to be a girl getting fucked. Can't a guy be forcefully dominated and fucked by a girl?
Mind break?
Ahegao?
NTR?
While you wagecucks are getting blackout drunk during your only day of freedom, in picking up ur cans tomorrow morning. I collect many cans after Ragers, so I protect the environment AND take wagecucks money.
Feeling dumb yet, wageKEK?
>>29219676
drinking and partying is for normies
as is cleaning up and recycling
>>29219676
im feeling real dumb rn off of this makers and coke recyclenon. Good luck in your endeavors Recyclecuck *hic*
I went to the park early this morning to shoot some hoops and found so many fucking beer cans and trash all over the ground, do these people have no fucking shame, trashing a FUCKING PARK
How do I get a girlfriend?
I'm 27 and I've never been in a relationship. Not a virgin, though.
>>29219649
be attractive and/or have money
>>29219649
>Not a virgin, though
NORMIE FUCK GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
>>29219660
Really just money, I mean you can buy nice clothes and plastic surgery etc with money
