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>"EWWWWW, Liz, he's still following us!!"
>>24594614
looks like a really really gay dude
She seems to find it fun. Might as well follow her home.
>dat no ass
It's almost 4PM
The fuck happened to the weekend? I was going to do so much....
It's Saturday you moron. You still have an entire day and a half to do whatever the fuck you want.
I know this fucking feeling it feels like my day has vanished
>>24594627
Sunday's barely even count as a weekend day. All day all you can think about is the crushing reality of another week of work in a matter of hours.
Plus you can't get super drunk and sleep in the day after.
Why don't you become a girl, anon? It's literally life on easy mode.
>>24594528
You can't "become a girl".
"Sexual reassignment surgery" destroys almost all erogenous sensation in your genitals and make you a sexual cripple.
>implying trannies will be treated the same as women
yeah no thanks im content with my dick
transfag here
pros
>no longer feel like shit about myself and body
>have qt boyfriend
>having boobs is fun
>getting fucked is way, way better than fucking girls (for me, I just never enjoyed fucking women that much because I'm fairly submissive by nature)
>people are typically gentler with me
>dudes are surprised when I know stuff about computers, vidya, etc.
>easier to get male attention/dates
cons
>have to hide penor
>easier to get dates but have to be WAY more careful due to /pol/ types and redneck bible thumpers
>dudes talk over me allll the time
>have to be careful with my voice so as not to reveal my powerlevel (easy during normal conversation but hard if I start laughing really hard or yell)
>had to breakup with gf because she is not into women at all, felt bad man
>strength dropped by 50%, not even kidding
>kinda tall and awkward looking, I will never look cute in a dress and heels (settle for tomboycore wardrobe, lots of earth tones, ape military style)
10/10 would do again
>pale skin and dark hair is a beautiful combination
>white people can have it
>light brown skin and blonde hair is a beautiful combination
>white people can have it
IT'S NOT FAIR! WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE GET EVERYTHING GOOD?!?
Tanning should be illegal, it's cultural appropriation of darker skin!!
Non-white people should also be allowed to take the genes for blonde hair from whites! You can't have both the attractive skin/hair combinations and leave none for the rest of us. Asians don't count because of their weird facial features. Fuck you white devils, you STOLE our skin color! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING GOOD GODDAMMIT!!
Only the top Chad's want a woman that looks like a leather sofa at 20
>>24594500
chill dude. White people will be extinct in a hundred or so years.
Everyone will be some sort of brown or yellow
>be walking around campus
>mind is elsewhere, worried about assignments, etc
>out of nowhere a white guy says something to me
>only have a second to process what is going on
>turn towards the direction of the sound
>first thing I notice are a pair of bright blue eyes like headlights pointing straight at me
>not even in a ~oh so dreamy~ kinda way, they were just really attention-grabbing
if blacks could have one trait from whites I wouldn't even ask for intelligence or long-term planning or anything like that, I'd ask for green/blue eyes. must be nice to have this feature.
Can a woman be best friends with a man?
Yes. It's the man who can't be friends with the woman.
Hes obviously gay
>>24594454
lol those soulless eyes
Post movies, video games, comics, shows, fashion styles and music. from the years 2000 to 2004 .... 2005 to 2010 deserve their own thread go.
>>24594369
have anymore op? or are you just going to post one picture and hope for the best?
>>24594369
I'm gotta post some techno, trance hits from that era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGxY1GrXYRw
phatt bass
>>24594369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Op7QhbhxA
The Prodigy
Just fuck my shit up guys
>be me
>asian qt at work starts flirting with me hardcore
>shes the one who started it
>Texts me all the time
>first time this happens to me
>find out shes got a boyfriend
>Shes really touchy, hugging me and interlocking rms when we're walking
>Monday were texting and asks if i want to hang out
>reluctant but agree and we meet up and go for some food
>Every day she texts me good morning
>just last night as were finishing up she asks if i wanna go for some drinks
>super fucking nervous but i say no and come up with excuse saying im tired because i just had a 10 hour shift
>we walk to our cars and we hug for like a minute and starts being super touchy and flirty
>were literally right up close we can kiss. shes touching my face with that look of lust
>i know what she wants but i dont go for the kiss because if shes the one who wants me, ill let her do all the work
>Asks if we can hang out today at my house and play videogames
>fuck me, i still live with my parents but she doesnt know
>super nervous but i say i dont feel like staying indoors today
>i get home she texts me and she kinda flirts
What the fuck family. I know its a dream for most guys to get chased by a girl but its been a nightmare for me. Shes got a boyfriend so i wont approach her but i know she wants to fuck. My insecurities added with me still living at home and she wants to fuck over at my place but im too embarrassed to say i dont live alone. ill probably end up friendzoning her because of my situation.
>>24594181
man the fuck up, if she's flirting with you then she doesn't love BF, kiss her next time and I'm sure she knows you live with parents.
>>24594410
No I fucked up. When she asked me who I lived with, I fucked up and said I lived alone with my brother. There's no going back now. I wanna die.
>>24594181
She wants you not her bf OP. Her bf would steal her from you if it was the other way around. Get over your morals and take this chance at happiness, it doesn't come around often.
If you're embarrassed about still living with your parents tell her
>"I stopped renting a while ago as I'm saving for a deposit for my own house. Just with my parents for a while until I save up."
You both tr thaell het you're with your parents, and she knows you have ambition to own property.
Take her for drinks, go for walks, hug and kiss her. Go camping or go to her place or a mutual friend's house party if she wants to get more intimate with you.
Don't waste this chance anon, you'll regret it forever if you don't man up.
We need Christmas edition NEET Pepes! The Holidays are here, and we need to spread more awareness to Wagekeks about them not being COZY like we are and SLAVING AWAY their precious holiday moment! We need some OC!
>>24594149
wew lad, wew
>>24594149
weew lad wewewewew
>>24594310
Why are wagies so mad NEETS are well ajusted
>5 foot 11
>7/10 face
>funny, intelligent
>social anxiety, no job
>can attract hot women but only until they realise they need a more reliable man
Wish I was ugly like a true robot this is torture REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>6'8"
>7-8/10 face
>Funny
>Fairly intelligent
>Have a job
>Have a house
>Have crippling social anxiety. So bad i cant even for meaningful relationships with people that consider themselves my friends.
>Only approached by top teir women because of my looks and the vibe i put out. They quickly lose interest after mere minutes once they realize im a literal social retard
You dont even know how lame this life is guys...
>>24594143
>>24594377
>intelligent
>implying you two don't have below average intelligence
It's funny how many people consider themselves intelligent when even highly intelligent people (famous mathematicians, physicists, etc) doubt their intelligence from time to time.
>>24594560
got A grades in Maths and English, pretty sure that's above the normie shit-tier that is 'average'.
Ask a 33 years old guy from Southern Europe anything
do you consider yourself a human being?
>>24594102
>do you consider yourself a human being?
Biologically, I am a human being
>>24594119
what makes someone human?
Is anyone else addicted to these fuckers? They're easier to get than weed, they don't show up on regular drug tests, and they don't do as much damage to your body and mind as alcohol. And they make music and movies pretty freaking awesome to listen/watch. It's for these reasons, and the spread of information regarding DXM on the Internet in recent times, that I believe abuse rates are rising.
Taking this shit everyday can't be good for you, right? I've seen guys who can barely strong two words together after chugging a couple robitussins.
>>24594041
>every day
stop that shit, doing it more than once, twice MAX per month will slowly turn you retarded and crazy
>>24594041
I do DXM daily. The trick is to try to get to as low as dose as you can while still feeling satisfied with taking them. Because if you try to just quit, you'll only end up coming back to them a week later at twice the dose.
>>24594074
Gonna need a source for that my friend.
>tfw too tall, handsome, buff and intelligent to get a gf
>>24593976
> mfw delusional robot
>>24593976
I know that feel, bro.
>tfw girls are too intimidated to try to hook up with me
I just want a gf.
>>24594371
That's exactly it senpai, why must I suffer this curse
Not all women are whores, sluts and roasties guys.Though 95% of them are, and 3% are borderline
I told my oneitis that I was madly in love with her, she didn't laugh or anything, she was just shocked because she never expected I'd like her. She's a big fan of that meme where hot girls pretend they're nothing special apparently.
Anyway yeah everything went fine, we've talked a bunch, she doesn't like me back and I've made it clear I'm never going to date her because I don't want to be a betabux husband.
desu she's a better person than any guy I've met, some of her political opinions can be pretty /pol/ tier too.
Basically what I'm saying is give that qt grill a chance, it'll probably end up ok robots.
Dude, just shut the fuck up
Sega
That doesn't sound like it went okay at all
Whats wrong with being a roastie?
>mommy shares autism awareness shit on kikebook
>it's all about being proud of taking care of an autist shit bag son
>mfw i'm her only son and all her friends know i'm an autist now
>>24593897
>know i'm an autist now
>now
They've known your whole life you piece of shit.
Her friends refer to her in mixed company as "that poor woman" or "the woman who has that awful boy".
How does it feel to have this realization today that people have been laughing at you (and her) for 10 years at least.
Do right by her. Kill yourself. The day she no longer has to take care of you will be the best day of her life.
>>24594030
>implying most of her friends have met me
>>24594030
Stop you cut an artary with all that edge
STARTING TODAY I WILL STOP JERKING OFF
I abstained from Monday to Friday this week.
Pretty achievable and helped the bit of porn-induced erectile dysfunction I was experienceing
Pretty sure its physically impossible.
Even if it is though you would NEED to leave 4chan and limit internet usage to just work-related things.
>>24593855
>porn-induced erectile dysfunction I was experienceing
exactly why im doing it man
im at the point where i can finish jerking off without ever getting harder than a semi and it needs to stop
