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>tfw he was born with good genetics
>tfw he is good looking
>tfw his parents supported his curiosity and cultivated his talents
>tfw he met his sweetheart while young and got married and had children in his twenties
>tfw he always had a supportive family
>tfw he got his dream job pretty much given to him
>tfw he tells you that you are miserable because you don't try hard enough
>>25508354
Stop whining, please.
>>25508579
Disregard that, for a second i thought this was reddit. Bookmarks fucked up somehow..
>>25508579
>>25508612
go to bed anon you're messed up
Who /nasheed/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uqg2M8FweI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtXeOBnRtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hSiN_Lfrck
hi FBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXKdJBZi_TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB7bxRNswo0
>>25508353
This is fucking stupid and so are you. Now become my bitch OP.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2imCxel1zM
One of my favourites
Happy new year anons. My oneitis for the last 6 years that recently was close to shepherding me from r9k to normiedom is studying abroad for the next year and a half . ITT console me with better women r9k.
no matter how many nublie girls we throw ar you OP, it won't be enough to fill the hole your oneitis left behind
>>25508383
all of her holes will be filled for the next year and a half though
>>25508383
6 years
been with her through 3 boyfriends
she cries on my shoulder after each one
I go to college and become more self confident and begin to throw myself at her
we become a thing even though there is no label
we drunkenly made out for the first time last week
she is leaving tomorrow
I will literally never be able to find domeone that replaces her.
Why does anyone give women attention.. all they do is hurt
>Still young
>Has irl friends
>Decent student job
>Doing good in college
>Family cares for me
>Not wealthy but can live with more than needed.
>Good physical health, eats well.
Yet I want to isolate myself from everything and constantly am suicidal.
>>25508340
That's called depression, there is no cause or reason, it just is.
>>25508968
thanks for being nice idk why but it made me happy that someone replied I just blocked everyone i talked to i met online and i havent seen most my friends in a few weeks
i'm in the same situation brother, i have everything i could wish for yet i'd do nothing rather than kill myself.
how big are your clothes, /r9k/?
I wear 2xl shirt with skinny jeans
Yes, I am one of those
I'm a big guy.
2XL
Pretty much large in everything. The occasional t-shirt sometimes needs to bump up to XL but it usually ends up too big.
Why do normies brag about how lazy they are?
I honestly don't understand why anyone would ever advertise something like laziness...
But we do it here all the time.
I don't really see normalfags take pride in being NEET.
Person A works really hard and obtains level 53 skill.
Person B works really hard and also obtains level 53.
Person B tells Person A that they're lazy and don't really work hard.
Person A thinks that Person B is very talented and gifted, since they obtained the same level as them without putting a lot of effort into it.
tl;dr it makes you sound like you're capable / special
>>25508357
Which is why nobody says they are 'smart but lazy', and everyone says they're 'stupid but hard-working'.
> Walking on campus
> See qt grill
> look at her
> She looks back
And THIS is where i quickly look away and do my best to avoid contact. Happens every time
This is a problem. How do you react to this?
Smile and wave boy. Just smile and wave.
>>25508245
I never make eye contact. Just keep looking forward.
>>25508245
Omg Becky, that creepy loser is looking at us again!
For me-
>recently have become more attracted to vore than women due to accidentally conditioning myself that way
>went from going to job and college classes to being full on NEET
>awake right now at 2:50 am despite taking melatonin at 10 pm
>melatonin stopped working weeks ago
>failed a lifeguard test a week ago
>realized I have more online friends than irl friends
>go days on end without getting anything done, even if all I have to do is schedule a blood test
I'm scared, guys...
>>25508061
You're not alone brother.
>>25508061
You aught to be, you've got nothing to look forward to but disappointment, regret and loneliness.
>>25508177
>>25508146
W-what do l do?
let's be honest here guys, would you really want to be with a girl who would have someone like you as a boyfriend? lets be realistic, someone within your league. i have been able to date up several times, but it never lasts, how could it? girls that want me for extended periods of time are ugly and/or insane.
what kind of question is this? a man should be inspired and motivated to chase after a woman he loves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljy3vAcQdiQ
>>25507688
I only need to find one dumb enough to think I'm better than anything else she could get.
>>25507739
then you would still be dating down because you would be dating someone who is retarded
>There are people born in 2003 who've already had more sexual experiences than you.
>>25507610
There are some born in 2015 who have had more sexual experiences than me.
Normies are normies regardless of their age. It's a lot easier to lose your virginity earlier in life anyways.
>>25507623
Why were you born by C section?
ITT: We pretend to be Chad...
I'll start: "Hey Bro! Just ate out Kelsy, she tastes so good!"
>Kelsey
im sorry Chad bro, but triggered tb.h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKSbJbmfbU
>>25507585
Bro don't be a nerd, that's some shitty music, let's listen to some dubstep
eating pussy is beta shit.
chad wouldn't do that
HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUYS AN IMPOSTER>>25507565
>>25507565
>>25507565
>>25507565
>>25507565
Got me a bbw "practice girl" over a year ago. Got an 8/10 ex-cheerleader gf, kept fucking practice girl. Dumped gf, stuck on practice girl. She's big, she's horny, she does what I tell her to. Why should I even try to "move up"? She's perfect.
Get some self respect and dignity.
k.. keep me posted kid
>>25507493
OP I think you might be gay
>tfw cute girls would rather fuck dogs over you
>>25507389
I'd rather watch than contract dog herpes.
My facu when
>tfw the dog has a better personality
Who else here /cripplingalcoholism/?
>tfw literally trying to drink myself to death
>1.5L of Vodka every day
>dishonest with family because they would NEVER understand
Anyone else here going through this?
I'm not a low-test, i don't get "addicted" to such things. People who get addicted to cigarettes / drugs / liquor need to be shot in the head.
>>25507367
not quite /crippling/ (though I used to be, a few years back), currently at /somehow relatively functional/
the thing that helped me get over it was smoking weed. marijuana absolutely killed my desire for alcohol.
of course, then I started smoking way too much weed...and I had to stop.
now I'm back to booze.
>>25507398
Normie McNormalson glad you could join us you sober fuck
>tfw you have goals but don't work towards them
>tfw you work towards your goals but fail
>tfw you don't have goals but work towards them anyways just in case someday you have them
>tfw straight B student
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