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Do you wear briefs, boxers, or boxer briefs?
/boxer briefs/ here.
I briefly wear boxers.
Boxer briefs.
I'm also bisexual.
I can't decide between extremes.
Briefs
anyone else a psychopathic chad here who come here to enjoy the suffering of robots?
Yeah.
I would describe myself as intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>25502093
literally 2 thirds of r9k.
I've had this theory for some time, and come here to verify it, then laugh at you.
>>25502093
How's Stacy doing today? Can I eat the creampie? Pleaassse b0ss?
for the last couple of years I've been playing out conversations with a therapist in my mind
then I remember I've promised myself never to go see one
anyone else done the same?
>>25498610
just go see a theripst. If you feel bad about seeing one, just remeber that I have to see 3 evey week.
>>25498977
i don't want to talk to the type of person who would choose psychology as a career path
My mom made me see one after I dropped out of college. I just lied to her for a couple of weeks and that was the end of it. I don't think therapy works if you're too self conscious to open up to people. I should probably just find a psychiatrist to give me happy pills.
Can we have a short haired girls thread?Without any Ashley, though. I hate seeing my ex girlfriend in every short hair thread. I want to fap, not feel.
There's lots of perfect short haired goddesses out there.
>>25501591
aayyyyyy lmoa oheaheaheah :&^)^&)^)^))!XXXEDDDDD !!!!!
>>25501640
Nice post, have a perfect ass.
Anon-kittens.tumblr.com
You're welcome. Post more kittens as a thank you please
>tfw no pickled onion to munch on while posting
pig snout
>>25497518
balsamic vinegar by itself
>>25497605
i don't believe you, thats just disgusting
Good evening robots, the F&F is open again tonight. Come on in, get comfy, have a drink and share your stories and feels by the fire.
We've got a jukebox in the back and a deck for smokers upstairs. If you get dubs, trips, etc. your next drink is free.
If any of you recognize the time, I apologize for my really long absence. It's been a wild ride the last while and I wanted to give you guys a treat. Pay the tripcode no heed.
How is 2016 treating all of you thus far?
>If any of you recognize the time
Name*, not time.
>>25496765
2 years sober so it'll just be a cranberry on the rocks
>>25497260
Sure thing, chief. You've got good taste, anything cranberry is great.
Post your fetish thread
fuck yeah dude I love black tank tops too
I don't understand some people. People with fetishes especially.
Op pls post more of your fetish. I now have a new fetish thanks to u
who /fat practice gf/?
pros and cons?
>get fat practice gf
>im significantly more attractive
>oh I'll only stay with her for a few months
>it's been 18 months
>she's gained more weight
>she thinks we're very serious
You'll regret it. I've been down that path, and it's shit. Don't ever get a "practice gf" because you can't "practice" genuine actions. Find someone you actually like and "practice" with them.
what'a their to practice?
Only had sex once but I just oral'd her for ages and then fucked her, she didn't suspect any virginity.
What the fuck are you even supposed to do with your hair?
I've had the same shitty haircut for 10 years because I don't even know what looks good
Is there somewhere I can see what haircuts look good for what head shape or something?
you're welcome anon-chan
>>25505845
I'm not a trap though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dBZkYnvpVf
It feels so much better than regular masturbation and you can masturbate way longer too. Yesterday I fucked myself with a fat dildo for 2 hours and had about 10 orgasms. I was leaking cum the entire time. The only bad part is that I am completely addicted to anal now. I can't go a day without thinking about it. I have become a dirty anal slut and I love it!
>>25505783
B-but senpai that's what gay people do!
Masturbation is degenerate enough without involving another asshole.
I used to but I don't anymore for some reason. I try from time to time now but it doesn't get me off like it used to.
>be Harold Godwinson, 1066
>just obtained throne from my brother-in-law Eddy the confessy
>some norwegian guy tries to take me over
>baka.benedictinescript
>straight kill that bitch
>then some chad french guy lands south in my kingdom
>go down to face him
>finna shmack this ho at hastings
>chad frenchie lines his troops around me
>frenchies cant penetrate my shield wall even with heavy cavalry
>[email protected]
>had enough of chad william of normandy
>NORMAN GET OUT ROOOOOOO
>mfw arrow gets shot through my eye
>mfw chad wins everytime
I see posts like this and I just wonder what the reaction of the original artist would be if he knew what his art would be used for hundreds of years later.
Has any nation ever been as cucked as England?
>>25505976
He would no doubt return fire with some dank 10th century memes.
It is statistically proven that pixel art is both made and enjoyed exclusively by homosexuals.
Not true, I jerked off to this earlier and I'm straight:
http://www.kyrieru.com/2015/12/back.html
>implying implications that aren't true
>>25505513
Well color me queer, sailor.
Could you last long enough to satisfy her?
I honestly don't think I could even get it up
i dont think shes ever had a white dick in her entire life, and definitely nothing under 8 inches
>>25505130
Fuck no. Them titties too big, I'd have to rip off those fucking goddamn ugly piercings and frames though before closing my eyes and being able to imagine her as some chick without bangs.
Who else is enjoying a delectable meal of only the Top Ramen money can buy? It's much more satisfying than tendies or subway.
Homemade beef and barley stew
I liked crushing them up and then shaking them after putting in the spice packets. I would eat it raw like chips or something.
Ramen and I have gone way back. I'll only accept Top Ramen.
I make my own noodles out of semolina flour
This is gonna be our year to get hired, right?
>>25504621
How many years of being unemployed do you have under your belt, Anon?
I've gotzero because I was hired right out of college.
I havent worked in a year as of jan 2nd, sent out some resumes before christmas. Tomorrow I'm going to the job place where they let you print/email resumes and look online.
>wanting a job
>>why?
