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i wasn't a sexist before i understood women. i grew up watching disney cartoons, i believed in romance and "true love conquers all" etc. i wanted to find a woman who could be my equal, my partner. i believed in finding that one true love and being committed to each other forever. you know, like in the marriage vows, "for better or for worse, through sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer" etc. and i believed that women basically wanted the same thing. now i understand that this was only possible when society was structured to enforce it. now that women are "liberated" (and thus at the mercy of their own emotions and baser instincts) this is mostly no longer possible in today's society. victorian society, or many arab societies, are examples of how society used to be structured to keep women as faithful as possible.
i'd like to point out that i am not a misogynist...i love women. but i am a sexist, in the sense that i believe women are vastly different than men and, according to the standards that men hold for other men, women are inferior as well.
enjoy more success with women than most of the men in this city. i have slept with over 200 women in my life. i am sleeping with 5 different women right now. they are all normal, healthy, well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks scale) professional women. (at least as normal and healthy and well-adjusted as women can be - most women have issues.) but that's not all. i can go out any night of the week and pick up a woman. i can pick her up in front of all her friends (with 80% efficiency for each approach.) women will slip me their phone number when their boyfriend is in the bathroom. i can talk to women on the street or in the grocery store and within 30 minutes, i can usually have sex with them right there in my car or get them back to my place. if i have to settle for a phone number, and i meet her on another day, assuming she doesn't flake, i will fuck her that next day.
et me point out right now that my modus operandi doesn't change in the slightest if she single or if she has a boyfriend or husband. i just do my normal routine and i fuck her. sometimes she brings up the boyfriend so she won't feel guilty when i fuck her because now it's "my fault." sometimes she hides it from me until after i've fucked her, then she admits it. i can't tell you how many times i've been laying next to some chick, all sweaty cause i just finished busting a nut all over her face or in her mouth or on her back, and suddenly her phone rings and she's on the phone with her man, giving him some bullshit story. this is with no guilt whatsoever!!! the sweetest most innocent girls you ever laid eyes on, will cheat at the drop of a hat. the one thing that most men value most - loyalty - is just not there with women. women don't think in terms of honor, women don't say "word is bond;" women are basically emotionally driven. if they feel it, they do it, period. then they rationalize it to themselves later. nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way she feels and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having emotional realizations. that's why women love astrology, chick flicks, soap operas, stupid cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about yourself, etc.
i must be really good looking, right? nope. my looks are marginal; i'm maybe a 7. i don't work out (though i'm not fat or anything.) in fact i didn't have any success with women until i was in my early 20's. that's when i decided to go out a lot and start trying to get laid... i was willing to face rejection a thousand times a night, and do it over and over, trying everything, until i got it right. i had to completely set my ego aside. i didn't get laid at all for the first few months. then every now and then. then pretty often. then downright consistently! i'm in my early 30's now and i am basically a sexual god. i wouldn't have even believed this were possible when i was in high school. the only factor that determined whether a woman would cheat was my own skill level. when my skills were poor, women shit all over me. (everyone knows how women think they have license to be rude bitches in social situations... in fact i understand and appreciate that behavior now.) but once my skills got good, i could fuck just about anyone's wife or girlfriend. and many times i didn't know they had a man until after i fucked them.
look, i'm not saying that men are perfect, or whatever. far from it. i'm just saying, i've spent a lot of my time studying women and interacting with them, and i know how they are. in fact, sometimes i hate knowing it. sometimes i wish i had taken the blue pill, and never went down the rabbit hole, because now there's really no going back. i didn't want to believe these things... but how could i ever get married now? how could i ever be the chump who pays for everything and blissfully goes through life not worrying about his woman because he trusts her? look, would you leave your dog alone with a steak? you can't hate the dog for doing what's in its nature. you can't trust a dog, but you can trust a dog to be a dog. some men are disloyal... but i could never trust a woman to be loyal. some men are bad presidents...but i could never vote for a woman to be president. i can rarely expect a woman to regard her own promises as more important and compelling to her than the emotions she feels in the moment. she will rationalize it to herself later.
Would /r9k/ date an autistic girl? Vid very much related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
No it would annoy me.
>>25504733
Hell is real, and I have seen it.
>>25504733
I'd fuck the shit out of the girl in the red shirt
I wouldn't kiss her though. I don't want to catch whatever she has.
where do you meet women /r9k/
m8 I haven't even talked to a women in over 2 years
I don't, even though I want to.
I should probably kill myself.
>>25504467
School, university, work.
If you can't get one in the first two places, you'll find it very hard to get one in the third.
How am I supposed to "love myself" when I consciously know I'm ugly and shitty?
loving yourself is just a meme
life aint a Disney movie, kid
i dunno
i hate everything about myself, if i saw another one of me i'd beat him up
>>25506484
Its actually not a meme, Just stop giving a shit what people think.
Everyone hates on the "outcasts" and "weebs" that act like losers in public and go to card tourneys or minecraft shit. I guarantee they have more genuine fun then anyone talking shit.
I'm not even any of that shit, actually the opposite I'm tall, good looking, and outgoing. I still respect anyone that isn't a fake more then any person that hides shit. I used to care what people thought and when I stopped my life changed.
Alright guys so i got a girl to talk to me by pretending to be a unicorn. Dont worry about that though. Anyways i said:
"guess how many horns this unicorn has. hint: its more than one"
she replied "depends how many ex gf he had"
guys what do i say i want her to sned me nudes
tell her youve fucked thousands of mares and you are nothing to her but another target, you will wipe her off the earth with precision the likes of which you have never before seen
tell youve been alone all your life because unicorns are rare
>>25504421
>"guess how many horns this unicorn has. hint: its more than one"
kek, you're a faggot
Anime is the only thing that makes me feel alive
It helps me forget what a shitty, ugly world we live in otherwise
Ok so what's the point of the thread?
>>25504412
kyoukai no kanata had such a great art style i didnt like the normie world for a while after
>>25504449
to express my feelings that moeshit is the only thing worth living for
>tfw you see your soulmate on tinder but you know she won't like you back
>>25504402
Then shes not my soulmate. Logic.
>>25504402
I've always wanted to find someone with an identical conjoined twin I could have a threesome with while eating superior subway sandwiches crafted by qualified professional sandwich artists.
>>25504402
Whoa there's two of them?
Do you guys want to see what Normies think depression is? This famous league of legends streamer with hundreds of thousands of fans, who has been in, quote, MANY recent relationships, has recently traveled to 12 different countries and is easily making $70k + per year stated on stream while he was drunk that he was going to kill himself on January 10th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ff4gKDxVG0
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It fucking makes me want to gauge my eyes out when these fucking normies with "depression" abuse the word as a tool for attention. So many other countless normies with absolutely no true intention of killing themselves have done the same, destroying any real meaning the word once had...
For some extra rage look to the fucking comment section where thousands of normies are consoling him and saying that they've dealt with "depression" as well. Uprising couldn't happen sooner...
>Giving any hint of your suicide to anyone
Maximum attention whore.
i pretended to want to kill myself and hava depression to get out of hs for a month best month of my life desu.
in college.
what do you expect? the only goal of the normie is to steal away anything of meaning from the robot. If someone is experiencing the crushing emotional complexity that normies could never even fathom then they'll just destroy the word associated with it... we must act swiftly my friends...
What scenes or moments from films make you feel the most?
For me, it's the fight between Luke and Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi. Luke doesn't want to fight his father but when Vader threatens Leia's safety Luke just completely loses it and unleashes on his dad, because Leia is the only family that he has left. His mother's dead, along with his aunt and uncle, and his father has succumbed to the dark side. And Luke himself is getting closer to the dark side. It's almost as if Luke doesn't even really care about his own life anymore, but he would do anything to protect his sister.
And then the ending, once Vader has killed the Emperor and Luke takes off his helmet and sees his father's face for the first time is just so heartbreaking. Moments after they finally meet face to face, and Luke has his father back, Anakin passes away and there's nothing Luke can do to save him.
Maybe it's a bit cringeworthy because it's Star Wars, but I really love this scene because it shows that we can never get what we want in life. We'll always experience loss, grief, and heartbreak but we just gotta find something in life that motivates us, and then we can overcome all the sadness and darkness in our lives. I don't know what happens to Luke after RotJ but I like to think that he devoted the rest of his life to training force sensitive children and being an amazing surrogate father to all the padawans. Sometimes, I think about this and it reminds me to just keep going, because if I'll never be able to make myself truly happy, then maybe I can find some way to better the lives of some of the people around me.
Please post movie/tv clips in here and say why they're important to you personally, I'd love to read them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFYoZ7H67A
love that scene, movie, series trilogy. all three were
great. gives me feels cuz my dad taped all three on a vhs cassete. we were one of those families that rented our videos and recorded them onto blank tapes lol. pic related is from a golden era, one that can never again be replicated......
>>25504385
>we were one of those families that rented our videos and recorded them onto blank tapes lol
My dad did the same thing lol. We had all three on VHS in the late '90s, early 2000s. Would watch them whenever I was allowed to as a kid.
I've never played a Nintendo 64 in my life. What made them so great for you? Would I enjoy playing on one of them now as a guy in my 20s, or would I need that nostalgia factor to really appreciate it?
>>25504142
>im here to save you
>you already have
>I don't shave, anon. I hope that's okay
>>25503795
>no cock
no thx
>>25503795
No problem.
*starts munching carpet*
like a face beard hides a weak chin, a leg crotch beard hides a roastie
How do I get a bf to practice my domesticity on without making him think I'm going to fuck him? I just want someone to kiss and cuddle and cook for and spend time with, until I can find someone to marry.
Robots, how would you feel about being someone's practice gf, if she provided affection and attention, but no sex?
Following because this is actually relevant to me. I am saving sex for marriage but I am not very domestic and I am extremely uncomfortable and flustered around men. I want a practice boyfriend who I don't have to have sex with.
Sure! What's the address?
>>25503526
Why not have a legitimate bf that you let know that you want to wait until marriage? if it doesnt work out then find another willingly cellibate bf?
How do I get it OUT?
>>25503290
Strong magnet.
put superglue on the end of a toothpick; poke it on the headphone jack. when it dries; pull it out
>>25503290
>getting cucked by your own headphones
Can't pay rent. Time to loan myself into a hole.
suck dix
I'm also in this boat. Money has run out and I have one semester left of college before I can go back to working full time. How can I get enough money to last the next five months?
That's shitty. Think of this moment as a learning experience and vow to become a landlord in the future.
>I like music, pizza, dogs, and netflix.
>Don't bother talking to me UNLESS you're really funny, like pizza, and have a dog in your picture!
>Oh and if i swipe right! it's because of your dog not you ;)
>>25503215
Why do most women have no hobbies?
The few times I have went out on dates with girls, one of the first questions I ask is, "Do you have any hobbies or interests?"
I'm always met with either really superficial 'Pintrest' hobbies, or "Uhm, I don't really have any."
The part that really bothers me about this is that I often get funny looks when I share my interests, or get labeled as a hipster because my interests span greater categories than sports and Netflix. And people in general, not just women, act like it's no big deal that they have no interest in pursuing things outside their job and social life.
When did it become a crime to actually read a book that you had an interest in, that wasn't being made into a movie?
>>25503428
they don't need to, they know chad will fuck anyway
So uh my girlfriend confessed to me that she was raped at 13 years old. She never reported the person. She kept me up all night and I didn't get much sleep and I had a really shitty day at work because I was tired and ugh.
So I'm going to dump her but I don't want this to get ugly. I just don't want to deal with damaged goods nor could I envision her as the mother of my son. Well at least NOW I can't.
How do I break it off with this broken female without causing a shitstorm? She seems like the type of girl to cause some serious shit over this.
>>25502421
>So uh my girlfriend confessed to me that she was raped at 13 years old
Uh.. it's not rape if you enjoy it. Buddy.
Is this bait? My gf got raped, I would never leave her because of that. She didn't choose to be raped, otherwise it wouldn't be, yknow, rape.
Your girlfriend clearly trusts you if she's telling you this information.
>>25502501
Pathetic cuck, literally being with some used up old hag.
Literally shitting where you eat and sticking dick in crazy.
