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Ok, this is my question. When I edge while masturbating, I can last even an entire day without cumming. As anyone else who manages to edge correctly, after all.
But when I masturbate "normally"... when I am horny... most of the times I cum after mere minutes, even less than a minute sometimes.
So... how the fuck am i supposed to last more than a minute when I'll be having sex with a girl?
pls respond... there's a tiny chance I have sex for the first time in my life, next weekend
how the fuck do you edge for a day
Go ask /b/ or reddit, faggot.
Is this what you want fags?
Generations upon generations of omega cucks
i find womens ability to always rationalize any shitty thing they do as somehow being an unconscious act or the fault of numerous outside factors to be admirable.
imagine if 1/5th of the ability that they posses to rationalize to themselves why they arent pieces of shit was instead used to do something useful
i want
a, a fuckhole, dont care who she is, just look good and i will take care of myself, she can do what she want, i will replace her if i dont like it
b, a loyal woman
the retards on reddit went with c
>i am so desperate i know something is off but im too much of a gutless coward to do anything about it
I don't know about you guys but the shattered shards of my childhood means that I absolutely love acting on impulse.
For a guy who's empty inside and struggles to find motivation to do the most basic of human needs;
It makes me feel so fucking alive. So fellow Robots? What's the worst impulse you've ever acted on?
I once screamed at a crowd of people when my dorm's fire alarm went off ("WHO BURNT THE FUCKING POPCORN")
Not caring about what other people think only makes me slightly less socially awkward.
>>25511187
>be me
>live in US
>meet 9/10 traveling from unnamed place in Europe
>start talking daily
>accidentally get gf
>still talking to super Stacy
>buy ticket to unnamed place in Europe
>fuck Stacy
>fly back
>get caught
>FeelsGood2bAliveMan.jpg
>inb4 reeeee getoutnormie
>inb4 cheating scum die
Because the constructs of my confines were usually emotional, I love to destroy people emotionally.
When I was in uni/college, someone who thought I was their friend was failing.
They thought I was their friend because I used to pretend to like people and had 'interests' just to not be seen as the awkward loner type cunt I am.
He begged me to help him study
I said ok
Always made excuses how busy I was
Watched him spiral out of control
He committed a crime and fled the country.
I loved every second of it.
I am really bored
>>25511033
You could start visitng me then !!!!!
>>25511052
Maybe I could:o
>>25511033
>>25511052
>>25511081
end yourselves faggots
Daily practice gf thread
have you got yourself a practice gf yet?
Practice for fucking what? Don't kid yourself.
not too bad of a practice gf m8 if you can get her to slim down a bit you might even want to hold on to that one
who the fuck started this shit meme?
Guys, please feel with me. I'm actually autistic and have a hard time talking to girls. It sucks so much because I know that I'm better than the dudebros that the girls I find cute go out with. Nothing even matters anymore.
i feel for you senpai. im not autistic but im a piece of shit. kill me. ily.
>>25510771
>I know that I'm better than the dudebros
Congrats you're also delusional
I'm a diagnosed autist but I don't seem to struggle with girls that way. I talk literally to them and they seem to enjoy that form of communication.
Has anyone dealt with girls they don't really find qt and just let them stay around even though you don't like them?
I added a girl on Skype and I don't find her attractive so I feel bored around her. I only really like talking to girls with the chance of me getting in their pants 2bh. kek
Pic not related of course
>>25510668
Yeah, if I want to get my dick sucked I will keep them around. Other than that, into the trash they go.
>>25510668
Who's girl in pic? I would grovel for her.
>>25510734
No clue. I just found it in the short hair appreciation thread.
Who else is counting this year's faps
>>25510661
>12
You're slacking son
>2
Not bad right
>>25510661
I got up to about 130 in 2015 but I have no privacy and I'm always tired from work
Who here comfy?
>tfw eating some rice with seafood i bought from some asian place 20 minutes ago
>still warm and delicious
>tfw listening to asmr while eating.
>eating water insects
>>25510557
>seafood
fucking disgusting
>>25510557
looks good. my evening is going decent too
>just got home from work
>listen to some youtube videos in the background
>doing minor research for some fiction writing
>snacking on chicken teriyaki balls i made over the weekend (shredded chicken with spices made into a meatball with egg yolk, then breaded and fried, then teriyaki sauce is drizzled on top)
>probably gonna just do more writing before getting to bed for work later today.
>tfw see bad art like pic related and feel a tinge of sadness
>tfw this person probably drew out of love for the character and solely for his sake
>tfw don't know why I feel sad when I see this nor think it
That isn't even that bad
>>25510383
Wtf anon, I hope that "bad" is a typo because this art is pretty good. Try to do better, faggot
>>25510571
>>25510672
>that
>good
The rendering is decent but in regards to the rest (anatomy, perspective, wrinkles on clothes) it's subpar.
How do I get rid of my fat fetish?
>>25510335
By losing weight you degenerate.
>>25510335
fuck a fat bitch. you'll find yourself repulsed
>>25510424
i done that 30 times and i keep going back for more
>gf says she finds black guys very attractive
How can this be? Not to sound like that edgy Charlestown guy, but why? She is blonde with blue eyes. What is at all attractive about black guys? Not racist here, but I just don't see how they are, their features are just not pleasant to look at...
>tfw hot pockets janny can't stop talking about his race
Manliness
>>25510203
>Not racist here
Fuck off and dump that whore
>watching/reading hentai, advertisements for 3D porn
>absolutely disgusting
>boner killed
>porn sites always bypassing adblock so can't stop it
i'd like to preface this by saying im a 24 year old shut in neet khv so please hold your reees and normies and directions to reddit
how do you fags jerk off to fucking cartoons like seriously its a fucking drawing how do you get aroused by that shit
why cant you sample the ad manually? you should only have to do this once.
>>25510142
>>>/reddit/
You're a failed normie, get out.
>tfw no pale, black haired, and scantilly clad beauty to feed goats with
>why bother living?
>>25510091
>pale, black haired, and scantilly clad
I was in love with a pale skinny girl with black hair
she was technically half arab, half white
so beautiful to me
she got very vicious though and now she blocked me out of her life
>tfw no naked woman to question emu's with
>>25510091
my wife is pale skinned and dark haired, but I don't think I want to feed goats with her in a bikini. seems like an odd activity.
Who /whitemale/ here?
>>25510070
>once chance at life
>not born a subhuman
thank god
>>25510070
It's not an automatic win... it's not like every white male is magically happy and chad
>>25510070
white anon here
