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Post stories of times you caught grills staring at you. Are there good or bad stares? How can you tell? Did you say anything to her? What did you do lad?
>>27019932
>girls
>staring at me
>>27019969
There's bad stares, yknow
>>27019932
It happened when I was a young attractive adolescent. Now that I'm some balding 20 year old nobody has looked at me in years.
What are your turn-offs Anon?
>when she doesn't know sub-atomic particles exist
>when she doesnt believe in moral relativism
>when she practices abrahamic faith
>when she doesn't appreciate superior japanese culture. nyan~
>when she isn't red-pilled
>when she believes modern feminism has any legitimacy
>when she doesn't even have any mental disorders
>>27019647
Sluts or roasties /thread
>>27019647
You need to kil yourself my cancerous friend
>>27019647
>people saying "japanese culture" when they want to refer to manga/anime because they're ashamed of admitting they're weeaboo faglords
Welcome to Chad: The masquerade. We're waiting for girls to reply. Welcome to suggestions.
>>27019626
Who eats that much meat and starch in one sitting? Where is the fiber?
>>27019649
Fuck fiber. Fiber is for fucking fags.
Monitoring
This is a certified original comentary
Is he the most robotic musician?
Not many other answers
who? le original
pat le bunny johnny hobo era
my mom's tit
have three more nudes
Please post op
go away fucking degenerate /saged
ass shot
ITT: normie lies
>Don't be afraid of embarrassing yourself or failing! Nobody will care if you do!
>your problem is your negative mindset
>hard work will be rewarded
Only momentarily anon
Pain is the greatist teacher. So its always present in the best lessons in life.
Horrible nicknames become scars we always look back on.
>>27016624
A negative mindset and either lacking or uninspired solutions.
So why did we fail life?
We're genetically inferior. Our fates were decided before we were even born, if this was per-civilization days we would have been eaten by a wild animal by now.
Personality disorders.
>>27015497
Well, I failed life because I got put in a psych ward, was told I had schizoaffective disorder, and dropped out of college.
My dream is to have a mommy gf.
Same.
My other dream just came true and it will make it easier to find a gf but it doesn't change how spergy I am.
>>27015152
What kind of mommy gf do you dream of?
>>27015450
Either a really short one or an amazoness that'll let me lay down and suck on her tits while she jerks me off
R O B O T
C H E C K
Post the shortest word or sentence you can without the robot stopping you.
Easymode: it can't be gibberish just to beat the robot
Hardmode: it has to be relevant to the general topic of the board
Rapemode: it has to be meme related
i want a trap gf
A green frog.
Shitjugs
If dubs you have to take a week off from r9k.
If trips you have to take 2 weeks off.
If quads you will forget this board exists and never have to come back.
Okay
(original and bot can suck a cock)
>>27014815
Pls bloxxdd
>>27014815
please give me freedom
Pick left or right and explain your choice
>>27014446
Can i get both? Left seems everyday choice but missing right one, may be missing lifetime opportunity.
I pick Which ever one will have sex with me
>>27014461
left
I'd normally would go with the one that has a penis. But that penis just doesn't do it for me.
Post in this thread and you willl die in your sleep.
>>27014408
Whew. Nearly skipped posting in the thread since I read your post wrong.
Glad it'll soon finally be all over
>>27014408
God I hope this works...
Going to go nap. Brb
Today we celebrate hatred of women.
>post women getting BTFO
>post women being crazy
>post women being evil
>post women being stupid
Why do you hate women anon?
Wasn't it international woman's day a few months ago?
>>27013863
no its today
>>27013827
You fucker gonna flood the board with fucking femanon again by making these threads ironically.
You're the reason why this board is flooded with shit and cancerous thread.
Either you're an unaware autist or you secretly are putting pussy on the pedestal and giving them every need to act on this.
Sincerely, you're the reason why this board has declined in quality content.
What video games does /r9k/ play?
Papa Johan's autism simulators
>>27013732
>tfw your genius 20 years old dies because he was ill
>now playing as a 1 years old girl who everyone hates
what a good way to end an ironman run
>>27013732
What game is this? Is it a tfgamessite game?
Prepare yourself for robo-salt
yes they are legtimately a couple.
Let it sink in. This is the power of anime and weaboo culture.
I really wanna kill myself
