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Welcome to Chad: The masquerade. We're waiting for girls to reply. Welcome to suggestions.
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>>27019626
Who eats that much meat and starch in one sitting? Where is the fiber?
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>>27019649

Fuck fiber. Fiber is for fucking fags.
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Monitoring

This is a certified original comentary
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6'1 isnt tall enough anymore should have made him taller OP
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>>27019649
Real Men, that's who.
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>>27019626
>Japanese Animation
Autist detected. What Chad do you know that's actually into this?
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>>27019680

We (me and neet housemate) have a few matches, but no one has messaged us yet, apart from one girl with blue hair and a baby that said "well hello" with a loveheart-eye emoji

>>27019712
would be too big and unrealistic

>>27019740
It's just a meme for you. Besides, a few extra little quirks would help him look more real. If he's completely perfect, no one would believe it. And it helps with "quirky" girls.
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>>27019775
Add something to snare the golddiggers like "collecting exotic cars"
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>>27019775
Is the baby mulatto?
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>>27019775

be 6'3", trust me.
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>>27019775
Fair enough. Now get to swiping right on some Stacies, I wanna see some hijinks.
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>Japanese animation

dead giveaway OP
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>>27019790

Would that not be a bit too perfect? We have a pic of him next to a nice car and also a picture of him in a penthouse hotel's pool.

Anything else we should change or add?

>>27019814
nah, white trash in the UK senpai

>>27019836
can't change it now, unless we delete these Stacies. maybe 6"3 is overkill. We'll change it once we get done with the current girls.
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>>27019718
I always wonder what it's like to be a real man
>>27019679
My intestines don't fu ction well without it. I envy you who are able to eat as such
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>>27019857
>Would that not be a bit too perfect? We have a pic of him next to a nice car and also a picture of him in a penthouse hotel's pool.
Ah, that's good enough then

I'm glad you made this thread. These fake Chad profile threads are the best. Thanks, friend
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>>27019869

No problem, friends. Housemate is doing something first, when we're done, we'll start posting, since Tinder is on his phone and my phone doesn't even support it. Give us 5-10 mins and we'll start posting screenshots for you to discuss/tell us what to post.
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>>27019626
He kind of looks like pic related.

You should pretend to be Belgian and use lines from his movies.
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>>27019905
K... keep us posted.

postedbloxx
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>>27019930

kek, any good quotes?

Remember everyone; these are northern british stacies.
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>>27019930
>>27019626
Oh! Once you get the ball rolling, you should teach those roasties a lesson with some *martial arts* moves, if you get my drift.
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>>27019626
>Chad: The masquerade
mild kek
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>>27019983

Is that meant to be some sort of Low-Gen Nos?
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>>27019963
>these are northern british stacies.

Are sheep able to use a touch screen?
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>>27019963
Tbh now that I think about it, he really doesn't have any signature quotes that I can think of. If you've seen his movies, just talk like he talks.

You could mention something about being a master of "cloud karate" if you want, like he said in Street Fighter.
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I would feel worse about this if there weren't retarded people scamming with staceybots
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>>27020071
>feeling bad about playing stacies at their own game with fake profiles

You do know you're on /r9k/, right?
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>>27020011
It's an anime girl from a questionable meme ln/anime series based on 3,5. It's not related to WoD in any way, just the first ugly vamp pic that I found on my computer.
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>>27020090
uh... by boosting their confidence?
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>go on Tindr
>say I'm 5'11"
>am actually 6'3"
Manlets getting roasted t b h
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>>27020160
You DO realise that eventually we either tell them the truth, or just slut shame them in character right?
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>>27020212
>>am actually 6'3"
>am

Go back to primary school, illiterate
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>>27020229

They will report you if you tell the truth.
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You need to find an already existing profile that's well written with an ugly man on it, then swap pics.

>Or find one from a woman and swap picks with Chad anyway, to see if they even fucking notice.
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>>27020236
>he's NEVER read a Dolan comic
I pity you, you sad little man.
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>>27020254
>Dolan comic

I pity YOU, redditor
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CAN ANYONE STOP CATFISHMAN?!

CALL THE POLICE! THE HUMANITY!
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>>27019626

>mfw girls will have literally no issue with him liking anime whereas when I dare to say I read some manga sometimes and watch some anime all I get is disgusted looks

Fuck women
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>>27020229
i've only seen sperging which is funny anyway so I don't really care.
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>>27020278

Give us a sec lads, he's almost done. Weill start posting soon; Please be patient!!
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>>27020278
You mean this faggot??
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>>27020321
What an incredible bait. Also, you were right to 6'1" He doesn't look taller than that.
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>>27020321
he looks like a faggot. original desu
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Japanese animation a good touch imo - see how you can use it.

1) its not so out there.
2) maybe later in the conversation you can illustrate just how much you like anime (spoiler: too much)

Fwiw i am an ex robot straddling the line of chadom getting first msgs with my bio of ayyy lmao
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>>27020340
What does that picture even mean?
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where the fuck are the replies, OP

you said there would be chadfishing
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>>27020378
>he doesn't know about feminism + atheism + elevatorgate
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You should pretend to be a sperg to see if the girls get turned off.
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>>27020388

It's right there you DOUBLE ROBOT

>>27020371

Yeah, as I said, it adds a touch of legitimacy.

Roll 5 to decide who we reply to and with what.
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>>27020429
LOL. That's a slutty femanon right there.
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>>27020429
Reply to Courtney
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>>27020429
Rebecca and say "nice clown makeup"
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Why do you even bother with these dumb tinder experiments when you already know the outcome?
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>>27020429
Happy international women's day milady ;^)

To Courtney.
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>>27020429
Reply to that purple haird Tumblr bitch, just start by flirting with her
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>>27020392
enlighten me

bazinga
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>>27020467

It's always entertaining.

>>27020475

ding ding ding winner
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>>27020467
It's fun to put on a Chad mask and say whatever we want without getting blocked or deleted. We're essentially becoming Chads temporarily, or looking through a little window into what a Chad's life is like
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>>27020429
Why the low res on the screenshot?
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OP, you gotta make your screenshots bigger

We can't see shit
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>>27020492
Man, I feel blessed by the very universe right now, let's uncover whether she's a femanon or not.
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>>27020421
>>27020475
Seconded.

Muted for 2 seconds the creamy middles
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>>27019626
Hmm. Maybe I should make a profile that says, "Fake pic, I'm just doing this for a few fun texts," and see how far it gets.
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>>27020485

>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=elevatorgate
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What the fuck is this desuoriginalfamalamadinobongo
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>>27020429
So we begin
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>>27020587
Just chilling here, chatting with a cute girl
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>>27020587
I'm good, just looking for a meat pocket to slap around. You game?
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>>27020587
Ha! Just call her a bot.
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>>27020552
women are evil demons
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will u lick my butthole :p??
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>>27020587
Haha I'm great! I just got done watching a great piece of Japanese animation by the name of Boku no Pico. How are you doing?
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>>27020587
What was that ffs, she sounds like a fucking bot tbqh senpai.
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You should star using these fake chads to share r9k ideologies, women are more willing to accept they are stupid when a chad tell them they are.
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>>27020587
You're fucking up there.
Don't use meme languaje you moron, the anime mention in your description was ok but you must text like Chad.
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>>27020627

Roll 3 to choose what to say, or if you want to switch to a different girl
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>>27020686
We could make them belive /pol/ level shit with a good profile, anon
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>>27020587
I'll be honest. I'm into choking and violent fucking. I have a 7x6. Are you up to the task?
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>>27020701
I was talking about you, you stupid bitch. Learn how to tank a fucking compliment. God damn skank.
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>>27019649
>hasn't heard of steak and potatoes
Plz tell me you're joking senpai
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Hey OP,

Lure her in and write the following:

I will be frank with you. I don't go out much. In fact, I am a pathetic husk of a human being. What you see is my body, the results of years of working out at the gym while listening to anime soundtracks (Ghibli is best :^) ). Anime makes me endure the pain that is my miserable existence. You might think "This guy has it all" - Well, this is not so. Ever since my parents died I have felt incredibly lonely, broken, and, yes, horny. I fap to futa hentai (Don't expect you to know this, and, frankly, please don't look it up, I am only telling you because I am god damned drunk and my shame has receded) almost daily.

I guess that I am one pathetic human being. Sorry for being so candid. What you see might not be what you get, but maybe you can overlook my flaws and just fuck my brains out? I could need a fixer upper.
Write this after luring her in and making her feel comfortable. I want to see what magicks chad can do.

I want to know what it feels like to not be able to do anything wrong.
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>>27020701
new girl, this is going nowhere
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>>27020701
Before we go any further, I want to tell you I am a devout Muslim. Is that OK?
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>>27020701
Yea, I got a couple of tinder hoes I'm working on
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>>27020701
tell her you're a big guy
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>>27020701
"Naturally. I'll be honest with you though, I'm just looking for a no bs hookup. Maybe a regular casual thing. Don't want to lead you on or anything"
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>>27020743
KEK
Guess someone is buying a hijab tonight
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>>27020743
Winrar
original post desu
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>>27020781
Let's see if we can get her to convert, lmao
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>>27020795
She looks like a feminist, so it would be pretty funny
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>>27020701
I do talk to a lot of people - I am active on a few internet communities. Dont suppose you have heard of 'reddit'? :p
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>>27020701
Of course I do slut. Look at my face. How's it feel to know you're just one of a million girls I'll ravage and drop like a sack of potatoes?
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>>27020701
" I'll be honest here, I just created a Tinder to meet new girls and forget about Stacy, she was my cheating hoe girlfriend y'now. If you're up to meet we could cut the bullshit right now."
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>>27020826
why do anons keep rolling without seeing the next reply?
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>>27020826
are you trying to make me mad
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>>27020826
What if she is browsing r9k at this very moment and looking at this very thread. We would be effectively getting BTFO. That "do you talk to a lot of people" line was somewhat insinuating of domination amigos.
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>>27020737

We'll post this too to a random girl and see how that goes

>>27020743
winer, but she's retarded, we'll include more girls. Roll 2 for amy or roll 8 for courtney. roll 1 for random new girl.
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>>27020875
>being this paranoid
Take your fucking meds anon
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>>27020837
Reroll


Leave me alone fucking robot. Jeez
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>>27020880
it means im a big guy
can you handle a big guy
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>>27020880
how disapointing
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>>27020880
It means I'm a Muslim you daft cunt
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>>27020712
They will take the redpill the hard way
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>>27020880
I want to see my 5" cock in your tight little mouth. ;)
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then this girl.

We're also open to suggestions.
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>>27021003
Reroll, desufam.
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>>27020880
Hey are you aware of the marxist worldwide conpiracy?
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>>27020880
"I believe in allah the greatest man alive"
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>>27020880

I can't even read this fucking shit op fuck you
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>>27020880
Link her to this thread if I get 8 and say. "This will explain everything"
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>>27020880
benis in bagina???????

(((original))))
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>>27019626
>japanese animation
you slipped up bro
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>>27020888
I was just entertaining a thought anon, don't be rude.
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>>27020880
Send her this gif
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>>27020880
"Hello. Would you like to come over to my place to browse reddit and eat chicken tendies?"
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>>27021025
Your redpill is so big
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>>27020880
>it means I can't eat pork, so me eating your pussy is out of the question
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>>27020880
Tell her you want to take her for dinner lick a restaurant near her and don't show up
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>>27021099
HOLYYYY SHIIIIIT

nice one.
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>>27020880
i have a foot fetish will you let me sniffle ur feety
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>>27020880
"My apologies if I'm intruding, madam. Do you collect images of a certain frog named Pepe?"
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>>27020880
>It means I can't eat meat, I hope you don't have the same restrictions ;)
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>>27020880
Are you ready for the truth?
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>>27020880
i want you to wear a jihad when we are out in public
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>>27021090
UUUU

original autismo baneposting
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>>27021119
pEPE THE meme FROG
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>>27020880
Look, I'm going to be Anne Frank with you. I want ya, and I always get what I want. So how about it? Me you and that sweet sweet butthole?
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>>27020880
It's a fucking bot m8
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>>27021110
Please do this.

Make /r9k/ great again
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>>27020880
please let me tickle ur toes :)
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>>27021099
except call it a hamsocket. also rolling for next girl, hoping for 2 digit iq this time.
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>>27020429

>"Well hello <3"
>tfw you will NEVER get a message like this
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>>27020880
Can someone roll a fucking 8 already!?!?!
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>>27020880
It means this *Unzips dick*
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>>27021132
amy get
for 8: i have a micro prenis i ho thats okay
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>>27020880
The power of the 8
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>>27021178
Correct the spellings: "I have a micropenis. I hope that's OK"
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>>27020880

ARE YOU A FUCKING BOT OR SOMESHIT?! SPEAK WITH PERSONALITY GODDAMN
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>>27021178
8 GET CONFIRMED
DELIVER FAGGOT OP
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>>27021124

Fuck it, replying with this one.

Roll 4 for courtney

>>27021193
sorry man, too late. We'll say it to another girl.
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>>27021146
This my robotic brethren
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>>27021237
Only thing that's going to be waiting is your period bitxh
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>>27021237
Im not used to wait, people wait for me most of the time
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>>27021237
op you suck. I hate you more than this blue roastie.
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>>27021264
well that was quick
fugkggkasd
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>>27021284
this desu
boo
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>>27021237
Well, we wouldn't want to keep a fine young lady such as yourself waiting, wouldn't we?
m'lady
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>>27021237
>profile picture is him with a steak
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>>27021237
women used to men making all the interesting conversation. fucking hoes
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>>27021325
Holy shit I just realized that.
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>>27021325
Thats the funniest part, she is a bot or a complete dumbass
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>>27021325

this is chad, remember? he can get away with whatever the fuck he wants and bitches won't bat an eye
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>>27021325

motherfucking quality kek
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>>27021348
IT IS a bot
pretty obvious one
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>>27021350

This, holy shit this. God I wish I knew what life was like on easy mode.
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>>27021237
Why are girls so bad a keeping a conversation? She's just commenting on everything you say without actually adding anything.
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>>27021253

Not a bot, just a boring, hopeless woman.

Also, sorry it's taking long guys, this is a two-man job and sometimes it takes a while for them to reply

>>27021264
winrar

>>27021284
so sorry :( We did what we thought would be best for the thread
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>>27021407
This is how i got my first girl on tinder
Just add 10000 subjects and wait for the day
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>>27021407
BECUASE IT'S A BOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27021368
How is it a bot? The replies seem pretty specific
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>>27021419
haha just kidding, you alright man?
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>>27021419
are you familiar with the frog pee pee and the feels guy??
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>>27021419
mommy told me that when my peepee gets hard i should put it in a vagina
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>>27021430

She's not a bot, she's just retarded.

roll 1

>>27021473

And forgot to assign a number to that one, roll a 2
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>>27021325
Women are fucking dumb
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>>27021518
This is actual dating in the magical world of chad
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>>27021419
I have autism, but I have a 7.5 inch penis

That cool? It better be
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>>27021518
rerolling this one t b h fa m ap ai aiaiaai iai
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>>27021419
Lol dude AMY

DUDE AMY

PEEPEE IN POOPOO

*sucks thumb*
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>>27021407
Because they never have to try
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>>27021518
reroll this one
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>>27021590
this desu ne senpaitachi-kun
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>>27021532

Oops, forgot pic. Here it is. Also fuck the robot.
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I'm a little disappointed by how you're handling this OP, you can do better responses.

Also it's probably more interesting if you add some of your own stuff instead of just asking the thread for replies.
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Why the fuck are there bots on tinder?
For what purpose?
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>>27021636
It it was a normie she would hav GTFO
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>>27021645

Best responses from now on, then.
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>>27021677
To bait dumb meatheads into giving away their credit card info
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You should act like how you would usually and then you can tell if it's your looks or your personality, if you're going to be an absolute dick it's not a fair comparison.
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>>27021419
>are you able to lactate? i have a strong urge to suck sweet nectar from your delicate nipples
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>>27021636
You suck at trying to attract the opposite sex
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>>27021645

This, the constant desire for validation and consensus shows you are a beta little bitch and not a alpha Chad. That is the true reason you can't wet a pussy
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>>27021678

no, If it weren't a chad she would have unmatched already
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>>27021636
did you only feel confident enough to post half your face?
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>>27021325
oh my god, can't stop laughing
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>>27021636
How can you be a little rude?
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>>27021848

Kek, this one

Also look at cute new girl. She will never be mine.
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>>27021927
Look at the size of that bitches melon. God damn her heads fuckin huge i wanna throw an olive or two at it and see if the orbit her massive fuckin brain housing group
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>>27021927
EWWWWW what the fuck is that

*contracts autism*
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>>27021927

God she's beautiful
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>>27019740
Every Chad watches anime these days. Even my stoner roommate and his drug dealer. It's not even normie anime like One Punch Man, it's obscure shit that can only be accessed via Tor and 7 VPNs
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>>27021325
not to ruin the fun bu I think muslims can eat steak, it's pork that is forbidden
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She's fucking retarded, fuck her.
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>>27022050
tell her that
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>>27022023
They can eat most meats except pork and shellfish (I think)

It just has to be killed in a certain way.
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>>27022050
Tell her to go ride a nigger dick then block her
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>>27021927
wanna bang?
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>>27022050
why do woman have problem with making coherent messages that get the point across?
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Messaged Molly saying "wanna bang"?

And this is Courtney's reply
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>>27021993
>>27021995
kek mamasaymamasamamakusa
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fucking ayy lmao desu
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>>27022196
message her senpai
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>all these disgusting northern slags

Why did the vikings have to take all our good looking women?

It's fucking depressing senpai. 99% of all the women in the north of England are either single mums or trolls that got cast out from under a bridge to live in the human world.
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It's THAT EASY

Man the bot angers me
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>>27022176doing great cowboy keep it up 2071 is just round the corner
>the date you get this gal to bed desu
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>>27021927
she's very beautiful, I wasn't going to drink tonight but I'm going to drink tonight. thank you
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>>27022176
based

oregano
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>>27022242

and women wonder why everyone who isn't a chad hates them

I don't even know why I opened this thread, now I'm just angry again

fuck this gay earth
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>>27022242
damnn son
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>>27022242
Send her to some location and don't show up
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Someone talk to this girl, much nigga
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>>27022242
Oh wow. Jesus fucking christ this is awful. Robots, I think I understand the depth of your hatred against Chads now.
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>>27022319
nice nose
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>>27022196
>De Montford

holy shit that's close to me
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>>27022242
rrrrrrrrRRREEEEEEEEEEEE IT ISNT FAIR REEEEEEE
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>>27022353
finesse her from chad
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>>27022242
you can plan to meet her and never go
make r9k great again
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>>27022396

Is this the verdict?

We still need something to say to big head girl and courtney, unless you wanna fuck her off. Also Amy.
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>>27022242
pretend to be a bot.
Tell her all she has to do is to visit your cam site and vote for you.
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>>27022319
Damn she's hot as lava
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>>27022319
>using ebonics
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>>27022319
nice original eyes
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>>27022242
Yep. It's THAT easy if you happen to be Chad. No hope for the bot
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>>27022319
You look like an investigative journalist for the Bosten Globe.
What is your bra size?
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>no pics of grills
>screenshots of convo are microscopic
>autist content

Kill yourself OP
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>>27022319
I wonder if she's smart
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>>27020296
Most people dont really care about what you like. They care about who you are, including your looks.
If your worst enemy liked the anime it would still be your enemy.
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>>27022581

nice meme

I need more replies btw
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>>27022623
did u really like me?
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>>27022623
send 'wanna bang' to everyone and go from there
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>>27022704
this is boring, i think we need more bullshit, making women say weird stuff
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>>27022704

doing it. Waiting for their replies.
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>>27022623
I've encouraged a box of fruit loops
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>>27022743

We say whatever the thread collectively decides on. Look at us as tools.
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>>27022704
why we already have proven the rule.
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Ere we go lads

Tfw irl I'm a 5"8.5 shitskin virgin
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>>27022242
>wanna bang?
>sure

HOLY SHIT PIC RELATED IS REAL
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>>27022743
if they say yes then reply with 'so you're easy then?' and the responses won't be boring
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>>27022814

Oops, forgot the pics again like an autist
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>>27022817
TOPKEK
chad magic is real
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Opening conversations with "ayy gurl u want sum fuk" isn't interesting at all. I mean you don't have to reinvent humor but this is just dull.
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>>27022817

>That means a couple of guys do it with almost all the women

Honestly, why even try? I mean, I look somewhat attractive, but I'm not even 5"9 and I'm Southern European. I'll probably be a virgin forever and my family will never understand why.
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>>27022832
this is spodermen-tier conversations
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>>27022832
Requesting a "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" opening please
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Megan says "Very forward" and Megan says "Classic"
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>>27022866

>Southern European

try going to Poland or any eastern europe country. Trust me on this one.
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>>27022898
"So that's a no?"

rhetoric
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>>27022817
>literally 20/80

Just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>27022623
im deleting my tinder right now.
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>>27022921

I wanted to ask a cute girl out from Poland, but I'm scared being a manlet will scare her off, even though she's like 5"2
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Don't go down this rabbit hole OP

I lost my fucking mind doing this.
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>>27022832
you're utterly retarded, you are supposed to fakechad for keks, not feels.
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>>27022817
Fucking chads, how can normal looking guys evne compete?
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>>27022970

Do it, show some romance flame my brother its all we have.
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>>27023036
I don't think it's possible.
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>>27022018
>it's obscure shit that can only be accessed via Tor and 7 VPNs

So you mean nyaa.se? Or tokyotosho.info?
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>>27023000
the reason op hasn't replied is he necked himself after reading their messages
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This is my favorite woman
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>>27023036
We could have competed before tinder allowed women access to all the chads within a 100 mile radius.

Geographical limitations used to level the playing field somewhat. You'd have a much better shot at the girls in your class or college or whatever because the male social hierarchy was contained to that area.

Tinder fucked every average dude over. Big time.


I didn't believe these threads until I tried it myself and found that the girls I found reasonably obtainable were throwing themselves at me vagina first. It's fucked
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>>27022817

LEL ITS FUCKING 80/16
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>>27022821
Do this for the love of god DO THIS
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>>27022242
What the fuck man

ORIGINAL COMMENT


RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS FUCKING WHEN
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>>27022319
would pass, can't stand ugly girls who act like they're hot
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>>27023147

I will, waiting for replies. If this thread dies, we'll start a new one later.
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>>27019963
Where bouts up north are you lad?
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>>27019626

>Japanese animation
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>>27022581
the "chad" looks too jewish
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>>27023117
She is experienced. Hard worker too.
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>>27022817
The memes are real every time
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>>27019963
"Kumite, Kumite, Kumite"

"I must do it for my Sensei"

"I'll fuck you after I beat the shit out of those slant eyes babe"
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>>27023196

East Yorkshire famalama.

>>27023226

Me and my housemate are going absolutely fucking nuclear
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>>27023124
This, "sexual liberation" was one of the worst things to ever happen in this country, because it was code for "women are free to only chase after chads and actually regularly get them", the rise of social media and apps like tinder were just the final nails in the coffin.


Once Trump becomes president not only do we need a political purge but a cultural one as well.
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>>27023213
whaaat? hes religious? no way, thats so dedicated and cute!!! :3

ethnic, too? wow, hes so different and cute! Tehee~
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>>27023245
i think every time of becoming a sissy because of this
thats degeneracy
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>>27022196
De Montfort University is for retards m8, she is a retard.
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>>27023245
Hate to break it to you but the solution to this is that we all have to get up off our asses and become chads.

There's no way in hell women will ever be restricted ever again. The cat is too far out of the bag. The only reasonable thing that could actually happen is an actual existential threat reminding women that ultimately they do crave the protection of men.

The chads are just bad boy shits and the only reason women get away with fucking them is because civilization is pretty stable and peaceful right now

Throw it into turmoil and women will be clamoring for guys who have their shit together and play by the rules.
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>>27023245
Remember r9k, It the Jews who have promoted these vile things. /pol is always rights
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>>27022242
mmmmma porca madonna oh
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>>27023117
She seems pretty nice, is this just roastie juju magic /r9k/ ?
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>>27023321
You're gonna get cucked so fucking hard if you honestly don't see anything wrong with her profile
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>>27023317

OP here. I was just talking to my housemateand the fundamental problem is that even if we change out attitude, gain more money and act more alpha, we'll never have tne fundamental physical traits of chad. They'll always be inherently superior.

they win, man. It's over. For all of us.
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>>27022319
I'm pretty ugly, but damn she mad me kek
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>>27023211
What a nerd!! <3
>>27023273
This
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>>27023245
You got it friend

Here is a bonus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
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>>27023280
This is exactly why I got into being a black cock receptacle. At least it's sex. And it's extremely enjoyable.
When Igget "taken" and fucked hard and assertively, I can see why it's so attractive to women for them to be treated the same way. It shows me what I am missing (in my own conduct) but I can't bring myself to emulate the behavior towards women. So I guess I was cut out to be a slave.
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>>27023317

There will always be a sexual elite because of female biology. Only Ideologies and religions can control the female biologies and provide all men with wives. These men will be motivated to work for their families and thus contribute to society. What we are now seeing is a lot of men pulling out of societies because they have nothing to work/fight for.

The only solution to these problems are either Nat.soc or Islam.
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>>27023348
Coloured hair?

Age?
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>>27023320
non bestemmiare, le bestemmie fanno piangere maradona
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>>27023384
That's fucking low. Even by /r9k/ standards. You can do better than this lad, if even the smallest iota better.
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>>27023384
Really, id love to be male, but i think i was born to be an inferior plaything
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>>27023405
The size queen part.
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>>27023389
Like I said, throw society into turmoil and some structured thing like nat soc or islam will rise.

Hopefully something without the bad parts of those ideologies.
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>>27022196
>De montford
>northern stacies

Pick one op, fag
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>>27023384
Leave.

OC comment
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>>27019853
You can't make him look too perfect.
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>>27023317
>women will be clamoring for guys who have their shit together and play by the rules
And who will those be? Us, the skinny 25-year old kissless virgins that work a 9 to 9 shift at KFC?
Or Chad, /fit/, quarterback and medicine student, who lost his virginity at 8?

Even if they fall for you, they can and will cuck you with chad.
Alpha fux, NEET bux. you pay, they fuck. They are genetically superior to me, you and everyone else on this board, else you would be out with your girlfriend, laughing with your group of friends in some terrace.
But you arent, and you will never be. We've already lost.
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>>27023317
but i'm 5'6 desu.
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>>27022817
this makes me mad and also very sad
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>>27020254

Le ebin dolan XD!
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>>27023384
and now the fetishists are descending
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>>27022817
Honestly, this is unsurprising to me. If you've been a robot long you already know about women's hypergamous instincts.

I can't even really fault them for it. It's in their nature.
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>>2702351it gets me every time.
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>>27023478
Most guys can become chad with 20lbs of muscle

It's rare that you see a face that can't on some level be improved with grooming, maybe some braces, and decent clothes
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>>27021325
Holy fuck this is too funny
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>>27023317
This guy's response is spot on >>27023389

Without a strong government backed by a strong ideology and culture to go along with it, women will run wild. No, its not ALL women, but around 3/4 of them if not more.

They do it because they don't know any better, their biology compels them to do it, and biology isn't perfect, that's why we need other things to over ride it.


Remember guys, things were not always like this, this is not the norm. Other than during the tribal hunter-gatherer days, society was always ruled by some kind of monarchy, or dictatorship, or a strong theocracy, or in modern times very briefly fascism.

All of which recognized that sexual stuff was just as important to a proper society as all the other normal considerations, and it regulated sexuality so that no man got left out.
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>>27022817
>be good looking girl
>be alone because i dont want a relationship
>go on tinder to look for some dicking
>find 9/10 chad
>"wanna bang?"
>straight to the point, great
>"sure"
>some foreplay on tinder
>exchange address
>fuck chad
>chad leaves

id do the same if i was a girl tbqh
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>>27023319
It's true. They weaken morality and attack Christian values. They want ua to damn and destroy ourselves
>>
WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS THE OUTSIDER
I WAS THE LONELY ONE
OTHER BOYS TAUNTED ME AND HAD FUN AT MY EXPENSE

ENJOY FAGGOTS.
THIS IS THE WORLD YOU HAVE MADE
WOMEN ONLY FUCK TOP 20%
NOW 80% UNDERSTAND PAIN

I AM EUPHORIC RIGHT NOW
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>>27021636
When it's a question there's no question mark, when it's not there is. Fuck this hoe.
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>>27023592
>OTHER BOYS TAUNTED ME AND HAD FUN AT MY EXPENSE
>WOMEN ONLY FUCK TOP 20%

The same guys that bullied you are drowning in an ocean of pussy.
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>>27023317

I'm 5'7 fuck off

I can't become Chad, my only chance is becoming rich as fuck
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>>27023581
>he would literally give up his liberty to get some pussy
failed normies going wild ITT
>>
I've just given up.
Chad can have his whores. I don't want a part of it.
I'm just going to focus on the things I enjoy. Artistic ventures, shitposting, videogames, maybe one day exploring and adventuring if I get the money.

Anyway, can we PLEASE get back to the trolling?
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>>27023620
WRONG

All the boys made fun of me, retard. The Chads didn't even bother half the time because I was beneath their attention.
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>>27023581
This sums it up perfectly. Fuck the feminists complaining about "patriarchy" and old-school sexism. That shit kept us alive and going. Now that women are liberated, mudslimes are going to come in, rape everybody and take over our culture.
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Anyone have a picture pack I can download to catfish Stacey? I love pretending I'm a Chad.
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Does op died
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>>27022050
ITS A BOT YOU ASBOLUTE FUCKING A U T I S T
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>>27023658
Pic related is you, desufam
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>>27023581
>>27023478
>>27023479
>>27023389
>>27023663
>imbligations

We just gotta throw society into chaos so women can't just sit on their fat asses and dial-a-dick their chad for the evening.


http://www.livescience.com/19805-women-recession-dates.html
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>>27023708
No it isn't, you absolute fucking autist... those replies are congruent with the conversation.
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>>27023672
Please does someone have fun

original comment
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>>27022242
So shitty. What can you even do to compete?
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>>27023726

>that pic

Literally 'Beta: The Bux'
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>>27023726
When the world is in chaos women find Chad great, because he can protect. When the world was relatively peaceful women would experiment with the weak.

The rise of Chad means that the world is in chaos.
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No girls are replying, sorry senpai. We'll make another thread at some point when they do.

In the meanwhile, enjoy the thread and discuss shit.
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>>27022832
whoever the first responder is ask them if they like burger king
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>>27020552
Shit like this is why I'm a misogynistic agnostic.
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>>27023647
National Socialism was all about liberty, it was the perfect ideology in ever way.

>>27023665
They always complained about it because it kept them in line, it stopped them from being able to do what they do now in 2016.
>>27023726
We don't need society in chaos, we need society to be purged of everything bad and be replaced with fascism.
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>>27023768
Did you not read the fucking article?

It's when the world is peaceful that women have no issue fucking the hot drug dealer.

It's when it's in chaos that the insurance adjuster with the 401k looks really attractive
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I am getting horny for a black gangbang now, thinking about the sex with women I'm missing out on. I hate hearing about the successful sex lives of heterosexual people. I immediately get the compulsion to not feel left out and have to get pounded by black cock.
I can't bring myself to get fucked by a fellow white man, it's because I wanted to be better or at least a respectable man and I can't stand the thought of engaging in sex and being evaluated in real-time by a fellow white man.
When it happens from black men, it's like it's not actually happening or doesn't matter. The men have to be savage brutes though, they can't have a smart look to them. Somebody like Flo Rida.
They also have to be bigger than me. I cannot bear the thought of a guy my size or smaller fucking me
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>>27023777
the first responder is going to be an emt that finds op hanging from a celing fan after all the girls say yes
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>>27023581

I find this actually amusing and interesting.

The liberals of the world think that we're progressing to a more egalitarian and open society.

They promote mass illegal economic immigration (lets face it, the majority of the current migrants aren't fleeing war. they just want a free buck)

They promote feminism and try to raise women and poc above everyone else because they're somehow "oppressed" (women have never been oppressed, they just invented the 'patriarchy' to blame all of their personal problems on so they don't have to bother trying to succeed)

But the result of all this is that the world is actually becoming more racist and nationalistic instead. It's 2016 and it's almost to the point where being a fucking nazi is perfectly acceptable.

You know that society as a whole is absolutely FUCKED when that's the case.
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>>27023790
In chaos there are no 401ks, you realise this?

We are in chaos.
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>>27023724

Yeah 100%

What's your point
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>>27022242
KEK

JUST BE YOURSELF, THEY SAID
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>Ill surely get Stacy if a nazi party rises to power
lmao. They dont want you. Youre short. Weak, both physically and mentally. Youre not even capable of getting a kiss. Youre nothing.
They dont want you, they want perfect men and women. And they will get them.
Your sorry asses will be tried for being asociated with the infamous Four Chan hacker group.
You'll be relegated to a low-end job just like the one you have now, because youre not smart, charismatic or strong enough. Because lets face it, you dont have a good job right now either.

This just proves how weak minded you are. Instead of working on something yourselves you cling to your magical world where you could just wake up and have some fresh puss without having to earn it.
Pathetic, no wonder the mudslimes are taking over.
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That guy wouldn't like anime.
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>>27023832
It's a strawman.

The strawman is that you were asserting superiority over normies, but that you secretly wanted to take part in their activities, which betrays that supposed superiority.

A better explanation is pic related.
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Does anyone think they would actually be more successful in caveman times?
>Caveman Chad is fucking your women
>Lure him away from the tribe one night/find him alone
>Bash his brains in with a branch
>No more Chad
>If you were sneaky, you could kill all the other "alphas" that took the women you were after
>They'd be forced to fuck you instead

Were the betas in the past not smart enough to think of this? Were they too pussy? All it took was some balls and rage, no good looks or superior genetics to it.
>>
>>27023919
>>27023724

There is a lot of projecting going on in these posts.
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>>27023949
Oh we'd all be fucking murdered in caveman times or enslaved or any number of horrid things

One of the best and worst things modern civilization has done is give beta males a never-ending supply of escapism from the horrors of their reality
>>
Next time make him 5'6, OP

I want to see how many matches he gets, if any
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>>27022196
She looks like she had fetal alcohol syndrome.
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>>27023986
isn't that the guy who blew up his heart on steroids
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>>27023949
Raging betas went around and established civilisation. The Patriarchy of the Indo-Aryan tribes is just that.
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>>27023821
The ultimate red pill is that the nazis were actually right about literally everything, they were the good guys, the holocaust didn't actually happen, and the bad guys (the allies) destroyed the Axis because they were terrified that their system (fascism) would slowly spread over the world naturally and peacefully because everyone would see how perfect it was.


>but why destroy it why not embrace it
Because of greed and power lust


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tDOZOW0IFg&list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe


>>27023853
If you knew anything about fascism you would understand that modern chads are corrupted men that have resulted from a corrupted society.

>>27023949
>>27023986
In older times the non chads would band together and either tell the chads "cut that shit out" or they would run them out of the area, if that didn't work they would kill them.
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>>27024014
Yes. That's the risk when a robot turns chad

Our bodies aren't built to handle that much sex appeal
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Is there gay Chinder? I am a bottom and I only allow big guys to fuck me but I don't know what it's like to be a top.
Can someone be a gay Chad here so I can see what that's like?
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>>27023788
>A dictatorship is actually liberty!
>A system that rejects individualism means liberty
>An almost sorelain sysndicalist economy is liberty
>Social indoctrination through propaganda 24/7 is all about liberty

Holy shit man, talk about deluded. At least say it "works for the people" or that "it defends your country". A totalitarian ideology is pretty much the opposite of liberty.
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>>27023986
/r9k/ is not escaping at all, clearly my supply ran out.
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>>27023724
I won't deny it's sad. Everyone gets lonely.
But I realise there's a lot of things I've wanted to do in life and I've let my emotions get in the way too much.
I've wasted so much time wondering if girl X or Y would ever be into me. Spent years dreaming of what my life could be, when I should just be doing whatever it is I wanted to do for myself but was too afriad or distracted enough to actually try to get into it and develop some skill or unique capability or talent.
If a decent looking woman offered me sex and companionship right now, of course I'd take it, but I'm tired of looking for opportunities. I need to let go of the shitty past that haunts me. Getting laid isn't going to fix my poor self-esteem or suddenly turn me into Chad the Super Normie.
The well is dry. I need to find a new watering hole and along the way maybe better myself to the point I'm somewhat satisfied.
I'll probably fail miserably and crash into a deep fit of depression once I realise it's too late to be good enough but at least I can say I tried.
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>>27024047
Individualism is bad and results in societal chaos and anarchy, there has to be SOME limitations or else you get whats happening today.

But fascism is just the perfect amount of and type of limitations.
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>>27024041
take your fucking gay shit posting somewhere else
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>>27022196
I'm starting computer science @ De montfort in September. lol
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>>27024023

>le holocause denier

aaand there it is.
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>>27023986
Maybe not, tribes needed beta providers like us to hunt and gather shit for them.

>>27024018
And the same raging betas are now destroying civilization by liberating women and letting them ruin their hard work.

>>27024023
If this were true, then not as many Chads would exist and we'd continue to do shit like this today.
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>>27024023
I pretty much agree with you completely, but faggots here will just spam about how you need to "le guu bk to /paul/ xDDD".

International jewry could not stand Hitler's system (especially his monetary system) and had to stop him.
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>>27024096
betas didn't hunt dude

Chads did

We were in the field picking fucking berries
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>>27023245
The president does not give a shit about society's sexual relations when there's far more important things to worry about.
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>>27024096
>And the same raging betas are now destroying civilization by liberating women and letting them ruin their hard work.

m80 patriarchy is dead, Anglo Universalism is killing us.
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>>27024023
>corrupted men
Why? because they are stronger, smarter, better looking and way more succesful than you?
In this board we discuss mass muder, school shootings, living in basements and pissing in bottles.
Face it, we are not exactly the models of manliness. Or models of anything, for that matter. We are the kind of people I would want to kill first if i wanted to build a perfect society.

>The non chads would band together and kill chads
If you think you can take on literally any of the model men posted in this thread, you are extremely delusional. They will beat you and your LARP party without breaking a sweat.
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>>27023949
this reminds me of a documentary i saw of a weakling fish who sneaks past the alpha fish whilst he's out collecting food and then mates with the female
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>>27024124
When the population dips they sure as fuck will
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>>27020278
Oh catfishman, one of the great tales of 4chan.
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>>27024114
I'm sure plenty of betas did hunt, it's more of a learned skill than one you're born with

Regardless, picking berries still would have benefited the tribe
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Need pics so I can pretend to be chad where can I find them
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>>27024152
Of course it benefited the tribe. Agriculture was the basis of civilization, not hunting.
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>>27024130
>virgin that's never been in a fight
Lmao

If it's 2v1, you're absolutely fucked
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>>27024086
Shut the fuck up.

http://imgur.com/a/5UD9C

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=85432

http://inconvenienthistory.com/archive/2011/volume_3/number_4/reexamining_the_gas_chamber_of_dachau.php

http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/portfolio/part-21-the-leuchter-findings/

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/nov/12/secondworldwar.world

>>27024096
I already said chads exist because of our shitty society.

>>27024124
Trump does, he is a fascist.

>>27024130
Lots of people here have given up on society in general, by default we aren't as robotic as we might seem.

They are not better than us, they have sacrificed literally everything that is moral and just and good in order to pour their entire lives worth of effort into manipulating women into wanting them.
I gotta go eat dinner, try not to spam me with too many fucking (you)s until I get back, it makes it easier for me to respond to all of them.
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>>27024130
Also one more thing, like I already said the chad or proto-chad or whatever would be overwhelmed by like 10 of us all at once.
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>>27022242
>It's all about personality anon! Trust me!
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The big juicy black cock looks more and more appetizing doesn't it? Forget about pussy when you can just suck cock and take it in the ass.
Gays are much less discriminant.
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>>27024186
>Trump does, he is a fascist.
I wish, he's a nationalist at best. In any case, definitely the best out of what we have.
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>>27024214
>total correlation
topkek
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>>27024214
Looks mysteriously like an erect cock
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>>27024223
black people are ugly desu
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>>27024186

>a reddit rage comic as "proof" it didn't happen

xD
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>>27020340
That has to be satire
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>>27024264
>xD
Not him, but you're gay as fuck.
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>>27024181
>Its going to be 2v1
I dont think you understand who is going to lose here.
Most of the people are normies. The fuck once every three months or have a 6/10 and they live rather happy lives.
Most alphas live succesful lifes. CEOs, politicians, athletes. And the most important, the military.
We are betas. We stay at home, work 9-5 lame shifts and complain on 4chan. Noone takes us seriously, obviously.
We are trash.

Dreaming of the beta uprising is pretty cool. But if you think normies are going to side with you instead of Chad, theres something wrong with you.

>>27024208
Chads were never hunted down, because Chads were the ones with spears, hunting the mammoths, with chiseled bodies and enough strength to lift up the pesky rock that was blocking the makeshift road. You would be picking berries or herding sheep, wondering why the fuck Stacy would go for the manly Chad instead of you. Youre obviously much more capable of defending her.
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>>27024214
>handsome men tend to be more confident and have better personalities.
shocking.
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>>27024335
the halo effect is a real thing.
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>>27024303
>He doesn't know about raiding betas knocking over faggot settlements and raping and pillaging.

Alpha can try to keep his harem but betas are always around to fuck him up.
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>>27024130
>In this board we discuss mass muder, school shootings, living in basements and pissing in bottles.
thats the point-i think he's saying that's what caused us to be like this
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>>27024041
grindr

original bloxxx
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>>27020701
Yea your right lol bye
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>>27024335
Actually, it's more like Chad can do no wrong and anything that would otherwise be offensive is clearly a joke or charmingly quirky
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>>27024372
What caused us to be like this is being ugly as fuck, short, ridiculously shy, with shitty personalities or whatever other non-desirable trait. We are the ones that got picked last for soccer teams, we are the friendless fucks that ate alone and never spoke with anyone.
We are bitter because we are betas. And we would be bitter and beta anyways in any sort of society.
Because we are losers, we are inferior. Chad will pick on the nerdy sobbing cunt in any sort of political arrangement.
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>>27022240
Underated comment acutally tbqhf
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>>27024244
Even if he is just a nationalist, that is still leagues better than what we have now and will be enough to make a major change for the better.

>>27024303
I'm really tired of your defeatism, its not a robot/chad dichotomy, there is an entire spectrum, robot <===> cyborg <===> normie <===> chad

Everyone who is not a chad is resentful of them because, again, they act like the most assholish evil pieces of shit in the world in order to get laid all the time, in the tribal days all the non chads would band together and make them stop.

If the chad wouldn't it was their funeral.

In modern times chads are able to run lose and do whatever they want with no restrictions.

The normies would side with us over chad if they didn't think they were in the minority, its a "silent majority" type deal.

Again, all this defeatism and even people actively praising the chads like they are better than us is disgusting, chads are vermin.
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>>27024416

This. There've been studies about how forgiving people were against beautiful kids versus normal/uggos. Guess what, people were more biased against the uggos than the beauties.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/heres-more-evidence-that-good-looking-people-can-get-away-with-anything_us_558d9f7ee4b081449b4c93b7
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>>27022817
>Around 50 women admitted to have cheated through Tinder
>me and CB in the bay with her. Send her back home so you can lay with her
Remember these wise words from Tyga the next time she says she's just out with some friends.
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>>27024416
Already said that one. >>27022581
They are just more charismatic and charming, they can get away with shit we wouldnt even imagine.

>out with the coleagues, drinking
>chad-ish normie takes my phone
>scrolls through my whatsapp contacts, stops randomly.
>Girl.
>Ive never talked to her in my life, i dont have a profile pic.
>He starts talking to her. He keeps talking to her.
>He gets me a fucking date with the girl at a coffee shop.
They are just better. I blew it btw
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>>27024525
maybe i'm stupid but why do you have a contact of a girl in your phone, who you've never talked to before? yeah you blew it. anyone in your situation who actually tried talking to her is better than you m8
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>>27022319
lol i know this girl, small world
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>>27024223
Can anyone else verify that this is a viable route to good sex? I mean, if you're a 29 year old suicidal khv, what do you have to lose?
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>>27024579
What's her voice like?
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>>27024525
that has nothing to do with >wanna bang? sure
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>>27024335
Nope. They had the same profile description, but one had a picture of someone attractive, and the other of someone unattractive.
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>>27024464
>praising chads like they are better
they are. there really is no point on denying this. Chad is better than you in literally every category available. You dont like them, good. Me neither. But there really is no point on denying they are objectively superior.

>normies would side with the nerds instead of with chad
no they wouldnt. There is a reason you didnt have any friends in highschool, you have no friends now and you will die alone. You are not desirable. Chads rule, and they are charismatic enough to make most of the people follow them almost blindly. It takes an alpha to stop another alpha. You wouldnt be able to start a revolution. El Che, Franco or Hitler could, because they were alphas, and people died for them.
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>>27024584
Dignity? Anal integrity?
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>>27024473
Yes, and beautiful children get more positive attention from an early age, increasing their self-confidence and leadership skills.
We are shallow as fuck.
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>>27024584
tried it, gross desu.
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>>27024653
>Dignity?

nice meme
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>>27024557
My colleagues and friends put me in a lot of whatsapp groups, I add everyone, but i dont actually talk to anyone.
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>>27024639
We either force chad to stand down or we kill him.

Chad is scum, he is manipulative, conniving, conning, he is cruel and sadistic, I have the body of a chad, I am 6'4, I have broad shoulders, pic related is me

And I hate chad, he is a monster, it is not his good looks or physical body that is bad, it is him as a person.
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>>27024672
Yeah, what the fuck is dignity?
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>>27024653
can confirm, I have an anal fissure from trying this twice. Also you don't cum.
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>>27024657
the rich get richer, poor get poorer
the strong get stronger, the weak, weaker
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>>27024700
You can cum. I have cummed from dildos
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I made a Chad tinder once and a Chad POF profile. Got a lot more replies/messages on pof but the girls on Tinder are way hotter, pof is pretty much all single mams
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>>27023919

I wasn't the guy you replied to originally

You're exactly the same as us, you just didn't realize it yet
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>>27024681
>chad is bad
Yes.

>lets kill chad
No. betas cant run a society. neither can normies.
Alphas rule, normies follow, betas are unfit.

>we can kill chad
no, you cant. Fish for a /r9k/ facethread, youll see the kind of people that make the true beta collective.
Normies will side with the alphas; and we, the nerds, will remain in our shitty IT job.

>chad is not all good looks lmao
Yes he is. There are no ugly chads.

Youre not a chad, youre a 7 at best, you dont have the charisma to be an alpha, or else you would be.
What the fuck are you even doing here?
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>>27024813
I'm not for or against it, or anyone for that matter.

I just acknowledge I have shitty prospects with women, and that if I want life to be worth living, that I'll have to find some other way to spend my time.
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>>27022832
>>27023777
Yep, do this please. Ask if they like burger king first.
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>>27020340
gay dude making fun of women?
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>>27022932
the top 16.7% of guys with all the fuckable (not ugly) women who are down to fuck.
Probably some of the dude have fucked like 20-50 during the experience.
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>>27024833
I am not a robot or a normie, I'm a cyborg. Basically I have the body of a chad, combined with losing even more weight and putting on more muscle and I will definitely be, but I have the mind of a cyborg.

A cyborg is a cross of a robot and a normie.

It doesn't matter what the robots look like, with weapons it evens everything out.
The normie males don't idolize chad, they dislike him. Only normie females like chad.

If all non-chad males would band together (like 80% of them) we could take down chads dominance over everything, and women don't even have to be accounted for, they are so weak they wouldn't stand a chance in any kind of fight.

>Yes he is. There are no ugly chads.

You didn't even read my post properly, I said that chad is not bad because he looks good, he is bad because he is a bad person.


I'm here because, again, I'm a cyborg, I linger amongst both worlds.
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>>27024719
i didn't, and he was going hard and for a pretty long time.
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>>27024841
>>27024054

fuck women desu
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>>27024909
I thought we, as a whole, had agreed on this, i thought you were memeing the first time.
There are no"cyborgs", you are either a robot. Or not. There is no inbetween. If you manage to fit into society, you are no longer a robot. You are a very weird normal guy.

Most of the people DO like chad, in fact. Hes the popular guy at school, hes the boss and the leader at everything he does.
I think you really dont understand what a Chad is. Chad doesnt need to be heartless, but he is better than you. He is the guy that your girlfriend wishes to be with. Confident, successful, handsome. I know chads, my boss is one, and hes a pretty cool guy. There is a reason hes the boss, and not me. Fuck, i cant even speak with some of my coworkers, thats how much of a beta I am.

Youre not understanding the groups you say youre in. Betas get welfare or work shitty jobs, they dont WANT anything else, thats what it means to be a robot.
We are dead inside, we've been through so much shit that its not even worth it. A robot doesnt want love, a robot doesnt want to be accepted. Those are failed normies that like to think this is /b/, like you. A robot's best and only dream is to kill himself and be no more.

You are not one of us. You are a normie that really wants to fit in this group, but you dont. Go back to your board, youre wasting your time.
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>>27023583
this. i don't get why people get angry.
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>>27025091
they want to have their cake and eat it desu senpai
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>>27025085
I don't fit into society flawlessly and effortlessly, but at the same time I don't really get reject from it either, its weird.

I don't get welfare or have any kind of job, I go to college, but at the same time I'm a kissless virgin and I was bullied like crazy in middle and high school, and as of this time I have a very minor small social life.

I don't like the normies and I hate the chads, the only thing I want that they have is sex.

If I was a normie I wouldn't be living the way I am right now.
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>>27025085
And again, only girls like chads, guys that aren't chads are resentful of them because of how successful they are, they try to act like they like them but only to try to gain their favor in the hopes that they will have the stuff the chad has.
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>>27019626

>japanese animation

ya blew it
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>>27025205
Girls like chads because they are pretty much the male beauty ideal. Its only natural, the vast majority of males are attracted to the female beauty ideals, too.
Men dont "like" chads. They admire them, even if they dont admit it. They struggle to be like them, they go to the gym, they tan, they get surgery. They want their acceptance, its only natural, they are born leaders.

>>27025182
No, you are a failed normie. You'd like to be a normie, but you cant, for whatever reason. Your nails, your hair, your clothes and the fact that you actually took a selfie prove that you are actually a normie, but you cant go the full way.
You are not a robot, you dont "like" normies but you look and act like one, since you dont get rejected.

You are not a robot, not physically, not mentally. You are a normie.
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>>27025411
I don't think you understand that women being freely allowed to chase after chad causes an 80/20 dichotomy, 80% of the girls going after 20% of the guys.

Its unsustainable and causes massive problems. The girls come out un happy emotionally, and the guys come out un happy physically (except the chads), the only people who win in the end are chads.

Men don't admire chads, they just wish they were as successful with women as chad is.
You can wish you had what someone else has without wanting to be that person at all.

What do my nails prove? It's only just recently that I started not chewing them and letting them grow. I know my haircut is a meme undercut hairstyle, I only got it in an effort to blend in with the normies. And I only took that picture because I was experimenting with the best way to make a picture that the normies would find acceptable.

And being rejected is not enough, I want to get laid.

Do you see the issue here?

I wouldn't be doing any of this if not for my desire for sex (something I have literally never had), and I still say chad is a fuck face and we need a societal overhaul to make it so all of us get sex automatically, including everyone on this board. So stop trying to act like I'm the enemy.
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>>27025576
We can all get sex automatically. Prostitutes
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>>27025856
Prostitutes cost a fuck load of money and you have to use condoms which ruin it
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>>27023406
>maradona
Impiccati
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>>27019626
If that's Chad then I must be Thunder Cock.
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>>27019626
>Japanese animation
Dropped the ball there. Easy to understand the anime disguise. Chad has nothing in common with you OP.
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>>27027914
I think the point is that there are certain men who can like anything and girls won't care/look past
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>>27025138
what this guy said. Robots stop hating the players and hate the game. Do you get mad when someone lagstabs your sad ass in a video game and wins. It means they're just better than you. Improve yourselves more and you'll find a far larger influx of wiminz at your heel. Stop whining and just

G I T G U D
I
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G
U
D
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fuck em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk2mAOQo9Oc
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>>27023117
>a size queen
Absolute kek!
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>>27021325
kek. op dun fucked up
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>>27022242
this girl has a father. what the fuck
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>>27023117
>size queen
dropped
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