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Why haven't you become a qt trap yet?
Because I'm not Asian. White people are too masculine. If I wasn't too masculine, I'd be doing lewd things.
Pic related, its me.
>>27026519
Typically only Asians and Blacks can get away with going mtf because Asian men are feminine and black women are masculine looking anyway
I'm in the process of it. My thigh highs and pantsu are in the mail.
Would you date a cute chubby girl?
anon
look at me
LOOK AT ME
i would date ANYONE
>>27025607
no
fat people disgust me
>>27025607
I did, and then we got married.
Get in here Ontario Bros. If you're not an Ontario bro, what are you waiting for? Haven't you heard that this is the NEET holy land soon?
When will unconditional basic income arrive? How much will it be?
>>27025300
>what are you waiting for?
passport forms processing
>>27025300
in a map of the province of ontario you'd think they'd star the provincial capital and not the national one
>>27025300
BRO ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
I'VE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHIT
WE ARE $300 BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE OUT EVEN MORE MONEY TO DEADBEAT LOWLIFE DEGENERATE SHITSKINS
I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT TRUDEAU
Roll for the future you could have had:
>>27025113
rollin' i want a new ride.
maybe my life would have purpose in another time, another place
>>27025215
>>27025226
fuck that's dark. OP barely has any good alternate lives.
What do you honestly think about him
Presidential candidate. I just hope he surrounds himself with competent advisors
>>27025050
I hate him the least of the contenders
The other options are
>George W. Bush err... Ted Cruz
>Anita Sarkeesian err... Hilarry
>Joseph Stalin err.. Bernie Sanders
I'm a little torn.
He actually genuinely wants to bring back torture, including torturing terrorist families, which is just not right. Everything else is just stuff the media has taken out of context, like the Mosque surveillance and muslim registration. The torture thing is real. If it wasn't, I would love him fully.
Still support him, but eh.
>your fantasy
>how likely you are to achieve it
I'll start
>asian foursome, particularly the triple blowjob
>I'll probably never get it
>Be super hero with power to control time and space
>Pretty good
I've already mastered moving forward in time, now just gotta work on the whole backward part.
>>27025024
a loyal wife who wouldn't betray me and a stable household in which we raise our children proper
utterly impossible and today is a celebration of that impossibility
If you set your dick to it, you can achieve anything.
why is heroin the most robot drug?
Because robots are so self-absorbed and anxiety-ridden that they care about EVERYTHING, and heroin makes you care about nothing.
Real robots can't find heroin. DXM is the robot's drug of choice.
>>27024990
In case you somehow haven't noticed, you can get heroin online nowadays.
What does /r9k/ think of cannabis?
I enjoy it every 2 or 3 days
It's legal where I live
How much do you pay for it?
It goes for about 200oz or 8 a gram where I'm at in dispensaries but I've found it for 160oz for good stuff from growers
I pay like $25-35 an eighth online. I smoke everyday, but I enjoy opiates a lot more.
>>27024782
How often do you get mailed it? Seems too risky to have it mailed to your house
Mainly use it to go to sleep when I smoke. I always get grand ideas about doing cool shit whilst high but once I toke up all I can think about is getting comfy and sleeping. Even if I do try and watch or do something it just feels like biding my time until I can go to bed.
>inb4 just smoke sativas
get the same with them; I just want to lie in bed and think about weird shit.
Fembots, is this really "living life"? Flicking through a shitty dating app to have a shitty one night stand with Chad?
The sex will be shit as usual, as Chad doesn't need to actually be good at it to get it.
The morning after you'll feel depressed and used.
It won't bring you any closer to finding true happiness.
So why do you do it?
Because I want to feel loved and desired.
>>27024060
because sex feels good
it's fucking 2016. people fuck. get over it
>>27024153
>>27024171
double trolled.
What's your non-meme opinion of feminism?
>>27023635
Third option: Women are BETTER than men
>>27023635
>What's your non-meme opinion of feminism?
What the fuck do you think?
I'm a feminist of the non-tumblr kind; you might even say I'm completely anti-tumblr. Ultimatley I believe in complete equality of rights, duties and responsibilities. I do believe that there is a gendered power structure and that it tends to benefit men more than women, and hurt women more than men, but that is just overall - there are still plenty of cases where men will get the short end of the stick. (I also think the pros and cons tend to really be part of the same problem; for example women are considered the more "natural" parent which means that A) they get custody most often but also B) they have a harder time getting full-time employment.) Also the male perspective is not taken into account enough, nor the whole idea of 'maleness' and masculinity, other than just blaming "toxic masculinity" for crap (without understanding it).
Also, gender is only a part of the whole, bigger power structure, and focusing on gender alone is wrong. So you can still have women be better off than men. For example a female CEO is doing better than a homeless man, because she is more privileged economically. However, females CEOs are rarer and get paid less than their male counterparts, while homeless women are usually worse off in terms of security, etc. So you have different pyramids of power (race, gender, economy, etc.) and your position can be different on them.
late night melancholy edition
Why post foos
When you can post waifus
>>27023639
Post your girly cock senpai
Who here H U D??
>be a complete loser
>people in real life hate you
>go to an imageboard where the other losers hang out
>they hate you as well just because you're a girl
don't reveal you're a girl
??
>>27022511
how come guys can reveal that they're guys, but girls can't?
>tfw normal once
>tfw struck by shitty disease out of nowhere
>tfw lost all friends and become depressed
>tfw stuck in hosptl with no visits beside famiily
>tfw no guarantee you wont die
>tfw cant do anything beside browse internet, write i ndiarry and sleep
>tfw will never have a boyfriend because you disgust them..
fml
>be cut
>put penis inside a woman
>start thrusting
>can't feel much
>start worrying whether everything's working
>lose boner
Any cutfags experiencing same problem? Is there any hope of getting good sex?
>>27021050
Is it usual for babies to be cut in americuck?
I thought everyone that is cut is a jew.
good on you OP, thats a topic that really does deserve more attention on this board. thanks.
>>27021103
Yes it is normal for Americucks to circumcise their kids for no reason. This isn't really truth for any other civilised country.
Sadly though I am British and was unlucky enough to get some rare infection when I was a kid that made them snip it off.
Ok, enough is ENOUGH!
I havent watched this bitch for ages, but i did in the past. She was pure, she was trve. And now, 2016, shes doing shit with Playboy, is marrying a LITERAL Chad and fucking hell fuck this.
Is there any woman left whos not a fucking slut. FUCK!
And she looks like Stoya's little sister here. Fuck.
>Camwhore
>Pure
That's like equating all gamers to e-celebs.
>>27020893
Why do girls dye/bleach their hair that ugly fake blonde colour?
Also
>Playboy
Da fuck? I thought Playboy had standards. Dodger is a solid 6/10
>International women's day
Welp, time to roll for your monstergril waifu.
>>27020362
Rollin 4 waifu
>>27020362
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