ALTERNATE FUTURE THREAD
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Roll for the future you could have had:
>>27025113
rollin' i want a new ride.
maybe my life would have purpose in another time, another place
>>27025215
>>27025226
fuck that's dark. OP barely has any good alternate lives.
>>27025113
roll rollingston
>>27025113
rooling for the future I could have had
>>27025113
rollerino friendo let's see if i'm better or worse off
>>27025113
rolling for reasons
gimme that good rng
h-here I goo
>>27025113
Rollie pollie ollie FOWJFJWIFJWIFJIOFJIWF
rollerino
ORIGINAL
>>27025113
Allah please save me
>>27025113
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHERUGHGHUHGUG
IM DOING IT
>>27025113
73 please!
I do want the 73!
73 for me!
>>27025113
roll senpai desu original
this looks like it could be good for me
rolling for 97
>>27025113
fucking kill me already original
wolling for the good shits ;)
>>27025705
No wtf fucking white people
Rolling for 95, if it's alternate it means my real life won't be 95
>>27025800
Wow, you got the best option of them all. Complete non-existence.
rolling for a new life
ayyylmao can't be worse than real life
>>27025829
Eyptian Django
How would that even have been possible?
God damn it.
let's see how much worse my life could have been
>>27025113
I guess it can't be worse than this.
>>27025113
Ha, I like this, man.
Kudos to whoever made it.
I'll probably roll what I already am.
>>27025113
rolIlIlIlI
>>27025113
Might as well. Going through the portal now!
>>27025113
Rolling on the river
Fucking orginal jew
>>27025113
K den nigga
>>27025113
k, rullin'!
>>27025113
OP here, if you have any feedback, please comment on this post, and I will update for future versions
letsa see
original bloxblox
>>27025113
By the power of waifu, grant me waifu!
>>27025933
Noooooooo! I want a recount!
Roll this bitch
>>27025924
so im a egipcian slave and fell in love with an ugly girl, FUCK
Gonna try again because of the original post garbage.
>>27025113
Hmmm
...
Huh
>>27025968
hahaha. You literally died upon crashlanding on earth. Fuck, even imaginary life hates you.
>>27025113
i'm doomed!unmute
Please triples or 44. Please dear god please
>>27025113
origenrolling
>>27025113
I want to be the very best, like noone ever was. I want to be free.
>>27025113
odoaoaoaoaoao
>>27025113
J.K. Rolling tbhfam
>>27026111
Fuck. you made it. Congrats, anon. See you on the other side.
roll ;)
commento origianale
>>27026096
>You were born exactly as you were born now
>You went through a sex-change and regretted it, killing yourself
Are you shitting me? That's no alternate future(except the killing myself part, which could happen right now).
>>27026175
I think OP meant alternate life, as the .png says.
>>27025113
Rollin for double zeros
>>27025113
I really don't think anything could have been much better.
>>27025113
rollin rollin rollin, though the streets are swollen. Get them doggies rollin, rawhide!
sgysdsuaiuhdasgdjasdyhaspydiuasbdpaidklasu dsacadasdasdasdass
>>27026322
Is that the sound of you getting strangled by your own umbilical cord?
>>27025113
Rolly rawl
Rolling
Haven't read OP pic yet but hopefully I get one with Asian double d tits wife
Bismillah.
>>27025113
let's see now
>>27025113
>that feel when no triples
Rollin for rolls really rolling
KHz
save me from myself please op
>>27025113
Some of these are ridiculous, but I'll take the chance of a different life.
>>27026530
re rolling because thats what I already am :(
>>27025113
Rollin I love escapism threds
>>27026553
kek.
originals
Rolling because life is a piece of shit.
>>27026611
Reroll that's actually pretty sad
>>27025113
worth a shot I guess
originario
yeaaaaaa. Let's see how fucked I am.
>>27025113
This post is just to roll and has no point what so ever
rolllan and very general munchies please
I feel compelled to rawl
>>27025113
like a rolling stone
Jesus Christ that was the most OG comment i think i have ever made
>>27025113
fine diddly ine
>>27025113
Roland
o
l
a
n
d
>>27025113
I'm sad already
rolling in a highly original fashion
>>27025113
Let's see about that.
>>27025113
fug er rel lad too bee truthful
>>27025113
pls no poo in loo
>>27025113
seven eighteen forty three nine six
time to go ahead and take my new life
>>27025113
rolling, though I always seem to get absolute bullshit with these.
>>27025113
rolling for comfy future without bitterness
>>27025113
give me das memes
rooooollll also this is original
>>27025113
didn't read the rules
>>27027358
fuck it rerolling, I don't even fucking care.
>>27027372
jeeasus fucking christ
Massive roll.
>>27025113
how do you know if you are ultimate or penultimate? familama
>>27025113
>tfw when cucked by human emotions
pls
originaru desu
Rolling for not shit
tryna catch me rollin' dirty
Let's do this lads, )6;?&
rollin, i hope i get something meanwhile
was there something better meant for me? is this hell a destined hell?
>>27025113
rolling for new life
>>27025113
I will roll and understand my worth.
>>27027592
Nothing is different. Fuck you OP.
Roll for 00
>>27025113
rolling for the future i will never have
>>27025113
rolling gimme something good
Is this real life? Rolling and rolling
See you in heaven
replyreplyreply
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN BLOXX!!!!!
>>27025113
roll
roll roll roll!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
fucking robot
Rollponse
Cuz I'm Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' on the river
>>27025113
Rolling for the good life.
>>27025113
Roll please (original post)
>>27025113
check these sweet numbers familam
>>27025113
ok ill roll for dis
>>27025113
Roll now please for new life and great justice
>>27025113
hi
piss
shit
ASCENSION FOR ZIPPY!
>>27025113
Role of a lifetime.
rawllin rn
mAYBE THERES W RODL WHERE IM SUCCESSFUL
>>27025113
gotta have a good roll
>>27025113
rollin n strollin
I got my own sack to roll so I'm ROLLIN
>>27025888
you did it!
you've lived a happy life!
BUT WAIT
NOBODY CHECKED YOUR TRIPS
Check'd,consider your life fulfilled
gib me robo waif
>>27025113
wht up hoe
>tfw sick but not sick enough to call in sick
rollerino
originalio comento desu
Rolling for cybernetic waifu.
>>27025113
rollie rollie canoli
Rolling, please save me
I am rolling
Probably will be worse somehow
>>27025113
Rollo. Polo.
>>27025113
pls gib me 22
>>27025113
Rolly polly, holy moly, pepe shits in guacamole
>>27025113
rolling
original commentario
>>27025113
roll tide feller
>>27025113
Dora
>>2702511 waifu plzzz
>>27025113
whatevs bra tis time
>>27025113
wewewewewe
Let's see what could of been...
>>27025113
Step fucking back, losers. I GOT THIS.
WAIFUS FOR EVERYONE!
>>27025113
I shall roll in this thread
I must know
Hopefully not 54, because that's what I got this life.
rolling in the deep
(this is was never original, you fucking robot cunt, because it's a quote from an Adele song, you worthless piece of artificial stupidity)
>>27025113
I am ready for the same life once again.
Gimme the shitposting and suicide.
be gentle, sw9 digits
>>27025113
Bring me 22
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling like a river.
>>27030919
>born in a wealthy nazi family
>became a notorious murderer
No complaints here.
>>27030876
New chance in life and, again, I'm born a girl in another patriarchal shithole and fail to transition.
>tfw vagina curse
>>27030945
Now I get shitpost and suicide.
Thanks OP, this was a nice game.
Hoy hiy I wanna try
A new and very original rolling.
rolllin dis
>>27025113
I'm waiting for anime to be bernie sanders
>>27025113
Rolling for a better future.
>>27025113
whats my future gonna b like
>>27025113
Rolly rolly
Rolling. May I wake up in a new reality tomorrow morning.
>>27031223
>1 off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27025113
rollans
fuck you hiroshima nagasaki you bloody gook. i bet your parents were really dissapointed with the one child policy when they got you
>>27025113
44 please gogogo
This is more bad than good.
Roll threads are kind of worthless and belong on /b/.
>>27025113
rolling for failure
>>27025113
dub 0s pls
Rollbloxblox
>>27025113
rolling for an original content post which won't get me muted.
>>27025113
H-h-here I go
>>27025113
Let's see hvad det er
>>27025113
Rolling out of curiosity friendos
>>27025113
Rollio pollio
Shark figure
It'll be the same or worse. I know it will be.
>>27031838
> You were born the last of the Neanderthals
> You died in a meaningless accident just when things were looking up
So I got into a tribe of niggers, showed them how to make fire and became their King, and then, drunk on wine and power stumbled and fell into the pyre. Sucks, but meh.
Qndrch is a scrub
dick ral
>>27025113
i wanna die
oreagano
Henry Rollllllins
>>27025113
maximum fuck it
>>27025113this is a shit game
>>27025113
rollin dat original roll
Roll the cockhole
>>27025113
Give this a roll? Might as well
im ready to accept my real life
Give me purpose. Rollerino
>>27025113
rolllllin rollllin rolllllin
original
>>27025113
rollerino famalino
>>27025113
rollin for life of original comment
>>27025113
Rollin for alternatives
Let's see what hell I move to from this current one
>>27025113
Rawl
Originalio commentario
>>27025113
Ill see what fortune I get.
Orignial I swear.
dream: to see it to the end
JUST roll$$$$
Original roll coming through
>>27025113
rolling
thispostisoriginalflavoredteehee
>>27025113
Rolling to see what could have been
>>27025113
Rodo rolla da
seriously thought about killing myself tonight. while hanging out with my friends. anything beats this.
nyup nyup nyup
I would like to roll and pay the troll toll
rolling B^) let's see what the universe decides for me
Rolling for white genocid
let's see if I'm better like this
reelin rollin give me my goal n'
shit
>>27025113
the robot was made to prevent shitty thread like dis
rollin
Sad original post
>>27032395
>You were born exactly as you were born now.
>You wasted your life shitposting and killed yourself
Sounds about right.
>>27025113
Curious for the answer!
>>27025113
Fuck my life and fuck this boards muting protocol. Original my fucking ass. If I want to say I hate myself and I want to die, I'll say it goddamnit. Despite how many people, including kurt cobain, have said it before.
Please anywhere but here
Original comment
83ienxui
ayy lets do this rolling thing all the kids do these days
Rolle mc fucking erino
TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS LIFE
TAKE ME FAR AWAY FROM HERE
>>27025113
Honest roll for a life that seems good
>>27025113
rolling for a better tomorrow never
>>27025113
rolling to get me out of the existential nightmare that is my thought process
>>27025113
I rolled a dub in the other thread, so i should actually be on my way and get the fuck out of here finally
>>27025113
Rolling
Bringing back the robot is Hiroshima's only mistake
>>27025113
Rolling that shit
>>27025113
Rolling for jizzlets in my cummies
>>27025113
Rolling to cleanse myself out of existence
Roll my shit up nigga
>>27025113
Hope i get something good!
originallllll
>>27025113
Yes, what I've always wanted.
>>27025113
fuck it lets go
asutaztixyzhc
>tfw even in this virtual realm I suffer
>>27025113
Wake me up inside
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>27025113
One extra qt gf with a side of small tits and freckles please
>>27025113
Ooh, role
>>27025113
rolling for my alternate future
roll llor roll llor
Rollingsoos
roll so i can feel bad that im stuck in this life
>>27025113
check this shit out
desu comment
Rolling fuck this life of mine
Rock n rollin
I wanna see how this goes
Well lets see what happens, can't be any worse surely ?
>>27025113
Here's for suffering.
Rollionioniooo
>>27025113
rolling for the future I could have had :^)
>>27025113
Rollllllllllllllllll oh yeah shit (original comment) kauhfiuksehfkwaeufhb
Rollarino x2
Rollarino x3
Seems epic enough for me.
>>27025113
Rolling Rollins
I will participate in this super shitpost stravaganza
>>27025113
Save me from this mortal coil
This shit is pathetic, get a life, faggots.
>>27025113
Rolling baby from downtown to uptown yeahhh
Rock and roll mami sama give me a power
>>27025113
roll, cehck em
>>27025113
Once upon a time you dressed so fine
>>27025113
unoriginal roll b0ss
Rolling so i can kill myself for the next life
>>27025113
give it ot meee
>>27025113
Rolling man
>>27025113
Let's get the spring rolls rollin
>>27025113
Fuck it, show me.
>>27025113
rolling for delusions
>>27025113
What it do
rolling also fuck originality
>>27035691
This isn't a future I could have had. It's a future that will happen.
>>27035693
Looks like i have it good now.
>You were born exactly as you were born now
>You were beaten and raped to death in a dark alley.
Good thing this version of me stayed indoors
Rolling I want anything other than this
55 gieb
rol
it's nothing but an originally original post
rollerino cuz why notino
>>27025113
robototototototottototottottoo
>>27025113
ROLLI don't even know.
>>27035753
fuck me dead, literally
>>27025888
Pic of robo waifu pls (only original, no copies)
>>27025113
install gentoo
abloobloobloo
>>27025113
Rolling my future and life.
>>27025113
ok lemme see rollling roll roll
>>27025113
88 pls get
Rolling for a better life that i will never live.
>>27025113
dad lectured me for a solid half an hour today
Come on wealthy Nazi
ROLLIN
DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO
>>27025113
Roll in a completely original way i guess.
>>27036245
>alternatative is pretty much the same as my current life/future
>shitposting to death
i just wanted to end this ride
If I get one where I kill myself, it won't really be an alternate future, will it?
>>27025113
waq mi up insaid
Roll roll
Rollin' down the hill
>>27025113
Original rollerino here
Show me, I want to know
by the rings this is too much
>>27025113
Rolling in hope I get trips...
Rooooling is imposibleee
>>27025113
What did my future hold?
Roll for the most original comment
>>27025113
ayylrollmao
>>27025113
what could PAWSibly go wrong
>>27025113
i guess it cant get any worse
roll
Please let me suffer no longer.
>>27025113
Rolling for last neanderthal
>>27025113
>not having anything better to do
>original
Rollin for something above average
>>27025113
for fucks sake mook u faggot
>>27025113
Lets see what we get ROLL
>>27025113
Alrghty-o
He rykers
Fuck you OP is a faggot double nigget
>>27025113
benis in vaginna
I need to take a huge shit
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
FUCK YOU HIROSHIMA THIS COMMENT IS ORIGINAL AS A BAREBACK ABORIGINAL SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRICALE
>>27025113
let me see what i got
>>27025113
I didn't read the picture but I hope to god there isnt a wagecuck option and I get it
>>27037491
sounds right.
shitfuckingcrackers
>>27025113
IK MUESSE ROLLAN
star of the red light district get
>>27025113
this won't bring her back
>>27025113
time for a whole new life
>>27025113
I'm on a roll chums!
fuck i was last of the neanderthals and my life will be spent shitposting and dying alone. should i just end it senpai?
rolling. buh bum
rolling
.save me from this hell
>>27025113
time to see if things could have been better or worse
>>27025113
roll god dammit
>>27025113
Rolling for a worse life
Rolling
>og post
Rollan
>muh original content
Limp Biscuit - Roland
Drooling
>>27025113
Rolling to fuck my shit m8y
>>27025113
Let's see
original commento do not steal
>>27025113
>I want off this ride
>The ride never ends
>Not today Mr Bones
>Jumps off ride
>Lands in another
>Tch, nothing personnel kid
xxx another reason to be sad about nothing
here goes xxx
Lets see how this goes
Autobots roll out
>>27025113
high roIl desu
>>27025113
Give me something interesting
they see merollllin
I wll fuckin die alone
>>27025113
lets start the experiment
>>27025113
gimme dem sweet double numbers
>>27025113
tfw even if i get trips it will never be real
>>27025113
an original kind of rolling
>>27025113
let's do this desu fuckity fuck desu not original? fuck you
Rolling for a better life tbqh desu
>>27025113
memes toplad
>>27025113
I-It can't get any worse than my current future right?
I suppose I have nothing better to do.
Roll for the umbilical cord
>>27025113
yeah dude sick lets roll man
es sobrid ruleju haha original
Ayy lamoo
>>27025113
The robots a nigger, it's time to roll senpai.
Some of these outcomes are really nice. I hope I get something good.
Male models have it easy. They won the lottery.
Even if you have million flaws the beauty itself is enough
>>27025113
A self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head is a re-roll IRL
dis just in
benis into bagina :DDDDD
rollin rollin rollin fuck the robot
>>27025113
rollerino
original oreo cake
>>27025113
Let us go my friendos
>>27039754
great same life I live now but in Detroit...
>>27025113
SUPER ORIGINAL ROLL COMMENT
>>27025113
Rollapalooza muthafucka
>>27025113
Roll ;-;
>>27025113
MIRAI NIKKI
>>27025113
oooooooooooweeeeeeeee
at least it can't get any worse... right?
rolllling in the deep
It can't get worse.
Just fuck my ass, senpai.
Rollin' for life as Chad.
>>27025113
Please God give me my waif
>>27040494
I'm not done yet
cyber waifu here i come
>>27040311
Wew man, lucky you.
Let's see what I will get.
>>27025113
>>27025113
SHIT NIGGER dicks pussy JUICE
thank u pepe
>>27025113
dgashjsdgdhjasghjag
>>27025113
rolling dem stones
>>27025113
roll.dwkarkwarkwakraw
>>27025113
please save me pepe.
ghjiukgyjfkhj kjh !<
roll
omlmhighhhhhhhhhh
Roll before hero'ing
>>27025113
Release me from this fucking hell
>>27025113
Lets see what I get. Original f a m.
>>27025113
Rolling for cyber-waifu
>>27025113
Rolling for 00
Wanna get off this ride
Rolling i guess senpai
>>27025113
rollerororoooo
>>27042702
Reeeeeeeerollinkk
lets dfo ity
Rekt and roll
>>27025113
I'm hoping for anything but 97 or 44 because those are the ones I actually would like and I don't want them relegated to my alternate future
rollerlino
>>27025113 Rolling roller ill roll rolllllin
reeroll
Literally can't get better than this
>>27025113
I'm pretty drunk and sad right now, robot pls let roll for a new life
>>27025113
ROLLING FOR A BETER BUTUR
That's weirdly made, reading from the top I thought it's all about robot waifus. Either way, roll
>>27025113
Roll
please god give me my waifu
Please God do me right this time
>>27025113
lmao my life is 4+5 right now anyway
>>27025113
I could use a new life at this point.
>>27025113
Rolling because I'm curious
>>27025113
Do me! Do me next, please!
>Let's do it right this time, in my imagination
Yolorollobrollo
KRENICK
>>27025113
Id not like to state that I am writing this entire comment only because of the robots system allows me not to write only "roll". But it is true.
Rolling through the cosmos
do it
do it right now
Rolling to end it all
Marginally interested.
Here's hoping.
Rolling away with originality
chek my triplessadasd
>>27025113
new life LAD
>>27025113
dick penor lel
>>27025113
roll roll rollio
this is coment orgino
Rholing
Let's make it good
>>27025113
roll pls m80
>>27025113
They're all shit. I want none of these but I'm rolling regardless.
>>27025113
alternate timeline roll
HEART OF THE CARDS
oh come on robot
Rolling for what I'll imagine instead of crying myself to sleep
checck my fo's fo's
A dank roll plz
>>27046663
KEK
An alien that crash landed on Earth that was beaten and raped to death.
>>27025113
rolling kleapatra
>>27025113
let's go rollan
>>27025113
rolling for a unique post :^)
>>27025113
rolling for a happy life plz
Rollando rollerino rollando
>>27025113
original roll post desu senpai
>>27025113
Please 00
I want off this ride
>Fuck off original
>>27025113
gonna have to roll and see what my future could have been!!!!!!
>>27025113
Rolling for something decent or preferably 00
Actually posting something to not get muted.
Fjodje thridjebeb baka desu senpai
>>27047023
Atleast I died young.
Reroll for the life after.
rollllllllllll
also
>original cmmentary
>>27025113
bollfucking original desu
Original Rolando
>>27025113
Let me roll already fucking bot
roll
original commento negro amigo
>>27025113
rolling for decent alternative.
Roll
agseghsshshserh
>>27025113
the only thing I hate more than normies is myself
>>27025113
come on trips
this is originalllll
>>27025113
Rjwidhe
>>27025113
A better life shouldn't be too hard to get right?
>>27025113
Poonis Peep
>>27025113
alright let's do this
maybe it'll be worse
>>27025113
Can't be worse than this
>>27025113
Rolling poopcomment
>>27025113
so wait if my post ends in 97, does that mean i really have no chance
also rolling
>>27025113
gib 00 please
>>27049650
Nevermind, I'm just a nigger. Great!
this is my roll hear me roll
>>27025113
I know mine will be absolute shit.
roll
>>27025113
gib waifu
>>27025113
wew lad rollan
rollie polie olieayy lmaymayo
CZECH MY NUMBERS
Rolly rollingston
Rolleruni
Rolling let's see how shit my alternate life is
tiki barber
>>27025113
ROLLANIN ROICe
please be something good, i want another shot at life famiglioso
original my nigga
>>27025113
please lord kek let me know what could have been
Rollin for it now
>>27025113
lets see what happens i guess op...
>>27025923
im fucking retarded how does this work
>>27025113
just fuck my life up familia
>>27025113
rolling me friendos, lets see what i get
rolling is pointless in r9k
>>27025113
roll unoriginal roll unoriginal this board is lovely :)
le meilleur des mondes possibles.
>>27025113
I'm rolling, fuck you china moot for this stupid muting shit for "your comment was not original" fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>27025113
rollan for a hopefully better life than this one
lmao ur all losers
>>27025113
rolling for the love of god
>>27025113
roll pls
originalu comento desu
>>27025113
Upon which my future found,
>>27025113
rolling plep213454
>>27025113
shit let's see
>>27025113
tcakuo
>>27025113
Rollan
orginalcomment2124015
I feel weird not having an interest in 3d women while not having a waifu.
>>27025113
Why not bloxxx pls be good
>>27025113
plz let me never be born
>>27025113
rawling but must say other things for the robot
rolling for a brighter tomorrow
blorkz
>>27025113
Okay famish desu ne
>>27025113
rroool
Well I can't get a future worse than what mine will be now
>>27025113
Here's to a new Tomorrow.
Rolling Girls
Pls original
>>27025113
Rolling for slums of India in the 17th century. Best slums in the world at the time.
