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>tfw no innocent qt christian girl to corrupt with your cynical viewpoints
>>24346624
I'd rather be contaminated with her naive yet cute understanding of the world. I just want to be how i used to be
>>24346624
>innocent
kek. thanks to the malicious jew there are none of these left. every christian girl who has saved her virginity has practiced butt stuff. they only count vaginal virginity as virginity.
>>24346675
Girl in the OP pic is easily one of the most innocent, uncorruptable people I ever encountered. Probably thinks anything outside of the missionary position with your spouse is a sin.
>go to McDonald's drive-thru
>order is $11.91
>girl at first window asks for $11.19
>I know something is up but don't say anything
>assume she'll find her mistake
>she doesn't
>give her the money
>go to next window
>honesty is acting up
>tell the lady at that window
>she gets the manager
>tell him
>he says it's okay
>I get $0.72 off at McDonald's
Has this shit ever happened to you?
>>24346574
what the fuck is wrong with you
6drtyfgchfdjk
Yes, at the store there have been times where they neglect to scan an item but bag it anyway. I've pointed this out and had them scan it so that they don't accidentally give the item to me for free.
To be fair, I also point it out when they accidentally double scan my shit. I'm not paying twice for the same thing.
>go in to burger king
>order 2 $1 chicken sandwhiches which comes to 2.20~something
>hand mexican dude 3 dollars and tell him to keep change because I feel bad for making him have to count
>he gives me a free drink cup
>would have cost near 4 dollars if I had ordered a drink
If you, by some stroke of luck, ever had a daughter, what would you name her?
Depends what nationality the mom is.
Stacey so she would have a successful life doing nothing but cruising by with her looks, and have beta orbiters that help her cheat in school and do work for her
Depends what nationality the mom is and what she thinks. I'd more likely let her decide and then I approve or reject it.
any of you robots living in a pasive agresive enviroment? share your tortures
Share the rest of the pic.
>>24346555
dubs decide :^)
>>24346571
Share it nigger
Why do SJW feel guilt for things they aren't actually responsible for and can't actually fix, but no guilt for wrongdoings they commit against people around them?
Why do you care what yeasties feel?
>>24346530
Because masochism and self-flagellation are poor political philosophies that lead to people getting taken advantage of.
>>24346595
SJWs are the ones taking advantage of others and manipulating them. Ignore and dismiss them, and their behavior will adjust eventually when nobody cares to engage them.
have you been to the psych ward?
post here
>>24346351
Literally looking at that timetable makes me feel depressed
fucking retards like so
>>24346379
why its everyday
/Cyberpunk/ Thread?
get it in here cyber cowboys!
>>24346340
please post more, old chap
Controbootin
Reading necro again.
Feet: normalshit or robot fetish?
Is one of the most normal ones
>>24346337
fits into both categories
>>24346337
best fetish tbqhwy
So if I wanted to have sex with legal teenagers, where would I even start? How the fuck do I get in contact with them? Where the fuck do they hang out?
>inb4 wait outside a school
Malls, concerts, library, internet, abortion clinic. Bro do you even sex?
>>24346406
I don't, that is why I thought teenagers would be a good place to start.
Mexico, Philippines, Thailand
what are some depressing movies guys, i feel like boarding the feels train
adaptation
One Flew over the Kekoos Nest
Being John Malkovich
A Beautiful Mind
Gattaca
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
>>24346264
Boys don't cry
Am I really never going to have a girlfriend?
>>24346239
Do you believe you wont ever get a girlfriend?
You probably could if you wanted one, but how can a 3D bitch even compete with a waifu?
How old are you?
If 27+ then probably not. If you're aged between 16-26 then probably.
I fucking hate women so much
Who's fault is it really that she's vain and self absorbed though? She only does it because men give her attention and validate this sort of behaviour.
Would you get angry at a dog who pees on your bed when you give them a treat everytime they do it?
Have a think about it, she can't help herself, what's your excuse?
>>24346193
The internet makes it easier than ever to live a life of delusion. For a woman you will always have droves of males lusting after you, especially if you look marginally attractive. Concentrate that into a social media platform where she gets validated by likes and hearts, she'll be the same rotten bitch as long as she has her little circle of followers.
After living with two women for the entirety of my adolescence I can tell you they are the fucking worst. They will blame you for everything just for being a man.
I can only imagine the pain and suffering a child of a lesbian couple would go through.
How often do you get banned from boards here? Which board is the worst with handing them out?
I've only been banned once and it was a ranged one for a post I didn't even make in /co/
>>24345973
I've never been banned as far as I know.This is not an invitation to ban me
>>24345973
At least once a day I get a ban message for shit I didn't post. Almost all are from /mu/ or /tv/
>tfw suddenly stopped caring about women last month
>no longer depressed
Congratulations, the less you care, the easier it is to stay happy!
>>24345908
How'd you manage that op?
>>24345938
^
I'd like to know also
My childhood best friend is dying r9k, I've had him since I was five and he is my ride or die nigga. Came home today and found him outside laying down all limbs extended, shaking, he didn't eat the food I left out or touch the water. I've hand fed him snacks all night and 7 hours from now he has an appointment to go to doggie Walhal.
I'm depressed as fuck r9k but I am mad and want answers. This happened before but he recovered at home that night and the vet put him on an IV for 2 days the next day then sent him home and he was fine. This most recent episode the shaking started and he has not moved for 12 hours, 12 hours he's laid on his side, totally awake, staring into nothingness, he wont look at me, he wont move when I pet him, he won't wag his tail,
One of you fags has to be a vet, or a nurse, or something.
what the fuck is wrong with my dog. I need answers before I can let him go...
>>24345844
Primary Dx: Old
probably a brain tumor
he's in a coma. it's time to put him down.
