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If you, by some stroke of luck, ever had a daughter, what would
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If you, by some stroke of luck, ever had a daughter, what would you name her?
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Depends what nationality the mom is.
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Stacey so she would have a successful life doing nothing but cruising by with her looks, and have beta orbiters that help her cheat in school and do work for her
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Depends what nationality the mom is and what she thinks. I'd more likely let her decide and then I approve or reject it.
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>>24346564
I would name her Andrea tbqh farn
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>>24346597
>>24346625
What if she was white?
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Charlotte, Caitlyn, Ashley
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>>24346564
Tifa
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Kathleen so I can call her Lee
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>>24346564
Lolita.
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Cora
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Ursula or Janet
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>>24346827
Kathlee you moron
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>>24346876
>>24346903
>cora
>ursula

Get outta here, just get out!
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Claire or Cassandra
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>>24346564
R-roxanna
Is this a shitty name?
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>>24346649
>Ashley
Don't do this, Ashleys break hearts
>>24346950
I like "Roxanne" a bit more, but it's alright.
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If all goes well and I successfully emigrate to Japan and have a lovely young japanese wife, I'd call her Nagisa. If I just end up knocking up a white person I'll name her Britney just because.
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>>24346564
Natasha. And if I had a boy I'd name him something along the lines of Nathaneal.
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>>24346950
Sounds like a fat beta femanon name
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>>24346950
>>24346964
YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT
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>>24346950
>*anna
Fucking americans
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Angela? Maybe?
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Fortuenti Blazit
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some cute sounding foreign translation of Leech
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>>24346638
I'm Asian and don't really like white women, but I like the names Claire, Amy, and Holly. Unfortunately, Holly is the name of a girl I liked who now hates me. She also has a sister named Amy. I liked those names after seeing video game characters with them, not hearing real girls with them. I'm talking to a Jap girl right now. We're not dating, but if I did have a daughter with her I like names that end with -eiko. Like Meiko and Keiko.
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>>24346936
What's wrong with Cora?
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> tfw I have a female first name, so regardless of my child's gender, I can pass on my full name verbatim.
It's a good feel. Thanks dad.
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>>24346965
that truly is the dream bro.
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>>24346993
At least I won't have to worry about my daughter being a whore as if
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>>24347072
Courtney is that you
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>>24347187
I don't know who Courtney is, but I'm a guy and my name is Michelle
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>>24347282
guy named haley reporting in
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>by some stroke of luck
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>>24346564
This is a question I have thought about a lot actually

the correct answer is Victoria
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>tfw guy named Leslie
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Khadija
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>>24347371
That's gross. Makes me think of diarrhea
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>>24347344
Girl named Jaques here. May I fuck you?
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Nikki
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Summer

My favorite season :^)
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>>24347282
Why would your parents do that to you? Were you bullied a lot?
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>>24347407
Sure, why not? It'd be a good story to tell my grandchildren one day.
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>>24346564
Laima
Laime means luck and happiness, so it would be a perfect name for a daughter
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>>24346564
Madeline.
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>>24346564
My top three

1.Margaret
2.Charlotte
3.Samantha

The first is a deceased family member,second one is the female equivalent of my name,and the last name is again,the female equivalent of a long-time friend.
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Or Naomi. It's both a biblical name and a japanese name. I like Naomi.
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I think Aya is a really suitable name.
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>>24347575
>>24347068
Fuck off weebs and suck this original comment
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>>24346924
That just sounds retarded
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>>24347593
Would you be a mad father, then?
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>>24347575
I wouldn't be able to name my daughter Naomi because I'd think of this bitch and how she caused the shitty plot of MGS4 with her misguided faggotry
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Lucretia or Antigone, maybe Leda
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>>24347595
>calls me a weeb
>first two words in my post are "I'm Asian"
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>>24346564
Carissa
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>>24347635
sorry senpai meant
>>24346965
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>>24346564

Stella
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>>24346827
Could also go with Ashley, Beverly, Kimberley, and Leslie and still nickname her Lee
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>>24347624
yes that would be me, also Aya is just a really lovely name.
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>>24347629
She was super pretty though.
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>>24346564
Russian names like Natasha or Natalia
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>>24347593
ayaya? ayayayaya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
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Alice.

My wife loves Alice In Wonderland. from ever since she was a child. I feel it's the most appropriate name we could give our daughter.

That, and Alice is also one of my favourite girl names.
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>>24347731
well, when pronounced right.
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>>24347734
Alice and Allison are cute names.
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Lilith. Is that a shitty name? I just like the way it sounds and her nickname would be Lilly.
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>>24347653
Being a gaymer scum I suppose you wouldn't share my discontent with not being able to write in japanese on this board.
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>>24347791
Lilith is too exotic and makes me think of various sci fi characters. Just Lily, on the other hand, is a cute name.
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Alex, Alice, Natasha, Natalie, or Jasmine.
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>>24347791
>Is that a shitty name?
it's the name of the mother of all succubi
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>>24347791
You could just name her Lily as in the flower and avoid naming her after the original demon.
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>>24347791
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith
does it sound like a good idea?
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>>24347794
I don't. What's the point of learning Japanese anyway?
Japan seems like a shitty place to live.
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>>24347880
>The Hebrew term lilith or lilit (translated as "night creatures", "night monster", "night hag", or "screech owl")

sounds alright to me.
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How STUPID would it be if I named my daughter after my waifu
Toshinou Leggio
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>>24346564
Mariah
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>>24347880
why would you curse you unborn daughter with a jewish name?
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>>24347886
To be honest with you family it seems no worse than any other artificial political boundary on this rock.
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>>24347902
well to be fair that's not really a problem since if plenty of names stem from hebrew because of bible like matthew, more than you would want to believe but they have kept changing so they do not resemble the original ones anymore
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>>24347894
>not adopting a child and raising them to think their mother is dead and once they enter high school come out to them about your waifu and that it's their mother and never to tell anyone because they would be made fun of in school
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>>24347894
Kyoko is another pretty standard nip name that would sound ridiculous given to a whitey.
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>>24347716
how would you pronounce that
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Depends on circumstances. If I stay a red-blooded American my entire life, I'll give her a good old proper American-sounding name. If for some reason I decide to be a perfidious shit and jump ship to God knows where, I'll aim for something that would blend in with the local culture or something with a fair amount of sentimentality to it.

Columbia pleases the patriot and assburger in me, but it's honestly kind of a shit name that happens to share a pronunciation with an even shittier country.

Maybe I'll just bring honor to my famiry and give my hypothetical child a traditional gook name.
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>>24347920
And there are some REALLY shitty places on this rock, so that's not helping you much
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>>24347971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwlCSp1Vh-M
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these are the best kind of threads
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Elena, Elyza
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>>24347997
i hate to be the teacher trying to read out her name for attendance
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>>24347983
Many places on this rock, and some of them can go a full country without looking as good as this.
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>>24347971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzYV-7eVYv8
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Roxy.
Shit teir?
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catherine or anastasia

we russian royalty now
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>>24348139
dog name tier
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>>24348139
stripper tier
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>>24348132
>This picture is all of Japan
>You will live in that one spot in Japan
>all that artificiality
tbqhfambam just live with the nips
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Mariam or Mary
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Melody
>inb4 faggot
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>>24348139
adult entertainer name
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>>24348193
I never said all of Japan.
>there are people on this planet who approve of this
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I'd let my wife name her if I could convince her to let me name my first-born son Jonah

But if I had to, Claire or May.
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Lauren or Rachel

>middle name would be Cressida
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>>24346564
Amine, and my hypothetical other daughter Ester
Better hope I don't get a third or she's being named Alcohol
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Alice has always been the name I would want to give my daughter.
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>>24346564
I think maybe some kind of flower name. Like Rose, Violet, Lavender, or Jasmine, something like that. Though probably not Jasmine.
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Emmily or natalia
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>>24346564
I've always liked Clarissa
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Not sure. I like
Victoria
Tatiana
Alexandra
Josephine
Charlotte
Elizabeth
Katherine
So one of those, probably.
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>>24348345
>No Reimu
Fuck outta here pleb
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>>24348301
That's a good one, I always name my loli-fu in vidya Alice
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>>24348149
Good taste, anon. I approve
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>>24348272
Why Jonah?
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>>24348359
No ching chong names for me senpai
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her mother can name her whatever she wants, i dont want a daughter desu with you senpai
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Open up the calanadar of saints feasts day and give her the best sounding one on her birthday

Middle name probably my mother

The end
Only homos put deep thought into names
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>>24348385
What kind of names do moms pick?

I can only think of superficial slutty names like Courtney, Ashley, Stacey, etc
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>>24346564
Elizabeth

I like Victoria but that's probably too old fashioned
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>>24348379
Grandfather's name.

Plus I'm an autist and I'll be annoyed if all three of his names aren't trochees like mine, so his middle name will probably be Melvin, Tyler, or Arthur (all family names)
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>>24348427
Elizabeth is just as pld fashion I fuck wit Victoria
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>>24347437
Oh, you don't know the half of it. I was not only bullied but savagely beaten on several occasions. That shit taught me how to have a thick skin and I was forced to learn how to defend myself. Unfortunately, I only recovered from the physical abuse. The psychological abuse I suffered at the hands of girls hurt me more than any black-eye or fractured rib. For fuck's sake, I'm posting on /r9k/. That should tell you something.
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>>24348538
>That shit taught me how to have a thick skin
>I'm so broken :(
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For some reason I like 'ah' sounds for girl names.

Alana, Tatiana, Natasha, Nataliya.
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>>24348594
OK. I don't get it. What does this mean?
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ivanka
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>>24348627
Imagine dating a black russian girl...
Natashaniqua
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>>24348668
No don't do this your daughter will turn out to be hot and she'll become a whore
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