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>tfw you chose a career you love instead of a career that makes money
didn't you know doing the things you love is stupid?
I never found some passion that I could turn into a career, nor do I think I could ever really love doing a job. So I just chose something that wasn't that hard, made decent money, and should be employable for the next few years.
>tfw family shamed you out of going into a career you love and you ended up dropping out and becoming a NEET instead
J-joke's on them
;_;
I want a sissy bf to fuck everyday
No you don't, they're crazy.
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>27300425
ayy qurl how u been 2niite
>>27300425
>that marlyn Manson face
>She starts texting you for a while and then eventually sends you this picture
>"Um... Anon ;) do you want to hang out and watch a movie tomorrow night? :)
>Trans porn | Model | Gamer |
Delete that number
>>27300331
>Trans porn
That's fair
>Gamer
More than fair
>Model
What's wrong with that?
>>27300308
Ultimately cuck myself
The end.
Did you have a little sister?
Yes, she killed herself. :*(
Yes but she committed suicide.
>>27300189
>Did
unforntunate phrasing. because of the implication.
ok /r9k/ tonights the night
i can feel it in my chest. its time to kill myself.
i wanted to live stream it, but i dont have any type of camera to do it with.
whats the fastest way to do it, besides a gun? i dont want to be able to back out. im so scared of backing out again. ive tried pills and at some point after passing out i threw them up.
i tried hanging myself but i didnt tie the knot right (i know, i cant even fucking off myself correctly) so i was just slowly choking and let myself off the rope.
i wanted to try the helium method but i want to do this tonight. i want to do it right now.
tl;dr whats the fastest and preferably most painless way to kill yourself besides a gun
Bro, if you got what you wanted do you think you'd want to fucking kill yourself?
No, there is no household way to quickly and painlessly kill yourself. If you want to go painlessly you have to put some fucking work in. If you want to go fast you have to buy a gun.
Either way it requires some effort, which if you were capable of we wouldn't be here right now. So just go jack off and fall asleep and we'll see you here tomorrow.
>>27300139
If you do find a way to off yourself then all I have to say is I'll miss you anon. I don't know you personally but fuck this kind of hit my feels
dont do it man, you can do so much more with your life
pick up, live somewhere else and get a job there. start a new life. learn, grow, and then do something else
itll all turn out fine, just have faith and keep working hard
How do you even get a job?
>>27299999
fill out an application which includes lies
a lot of shit jobs don't really check for validity
WITH FUCKING QUINTS THAT'S HOW
>>27299999
>need experience to get a job
>can't get experience without first getting a job
fuq
also witnessed
>2016
>Not raising someone else's child
GET WITH IT WORLD
Whoever this rum guy is, he's on to something.
>RUM
>created by Rockin' (UNCUT) Mothers
>Uncut
Uncutfags confirmed cucks.
>>27299958
>step up to the plate another man left on the table
It makes me unreasonably angry that whatever roastie made this didn't understand the "step up to the plate" metaphor.
ITT: music
post any music, anything you like or makes you feel good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rejA6QRtrAI
>>27299906
Fuck you, I like him, and I like his work.
http://www.neilcic.com/mouthsounds/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-lL2tGmYUg
cant wait for the album to come out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laby3lFjKD8
I like songs that repeat.
Why do grown women love Disney movies?
Why do grown men love action/superhero/sci-fi/fantasy movies, TV shows, and vidya?
Is it a western cultural thing?
>>27299827
What are adults "supposed" to like?
>>27299827
They don't grow up.
I like both.
I love animation and I love sci-fi and fantasy. I like some good action too.
Who here gets enjoyment from basically nothing anymore.
I can't even play videogames without getting angry at the nothingness of it after about 30 mins.
>>27299752
Everyone probably
Fapping is a habit now. It's not even for pleasure
I hate vidya because I could have grown up a normie with gfs in high school but instead decided to escape my problems with it.
>tfw you're only 1 inch away from the coveted 6 feet
Why
>>27299679
You know what you have to do. It'll be worth it.
>>27299679
sigh
>tfw 6'3
>tfw can't gain weight
>tfw someone is slightly taller than you
5'11 6'0 6'6 it doesn't matter, it never ends
>>27299679
>tfw I'm literally five foot, eleven and a half inches tall
This must be what purgatory/limbo feels like
>tfw no bf to torture and take out all my anger and frustration out onI know. I'm edgy
>>27299643
Since this thread is gonna be half shitposting and half thirsty dudes there's no harm in being genuine: That's unhealthy and I hope you reconsider how you handle negative emotions. Anyone who puts up with that sort of abuse is likely to have a host of issues themselves.
What would you even do?
If my gf were to start hitting or shouting at me I'd laugh at her and kick her out.
It's better to go back to being alone than live like a pussy fuckboi.
>>27299643
If it's all consensual with like a sexual tinge than that's cool then I guess. But if you're using this as some sort of way to "self-medicate" so to speak, then it is pretty fucked. That's not healthy. But I totally will (sorry anons, gotta get that in there)
What kind of bathroom products do robots use? Your outside image and ability to get a GF comes not only from your past, but also your bathroom and self care!
>>27299589
shit nigga they have tinder body wash? i only have the deoderant. should i get it?
>>27299606
yes you should! I smell like a wild man everyday, iykwim ;)
I literally rotate between these 5 products. I don't use shampoo/conditioner because my hair is short enough to not need it.
>stacy gives me her half eaten blueberry muffin
>eat it
>my mouth touched where her mouth was
My dick was diamonds.
>>27299540
>eating leftovers like a dog
>>27299540
>crush sticks her gum under the table
>stick around until enough people leave the classroom to sneak it off from under her desk and start chewing it
>>27299540
>>27299577
So you're fine with sucking Chad's dick and swallowing his cum by proxy?
Hi /r9k/,
I've been having a shitty day, and nothing makes me feel better than helping someone else out, so this is not the designated THERAPY THREAD. If you have anything to ask, anything to get off your chest, post it here and I'll try to help you out in whatever way I can.
>>27299370
FUCK YOU LUCY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTWIvEOPpcM
>>27299417
I'm sorry friendo, I should have let you kick that football. I was being a bitch :/
my milk spoiled
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