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What dreams did you abandon, /r9k/
>>27293556
Pretty much all of them.
I accepted the nightmares.
>>27293556
getting my degree in engineering. just dropped out last week. I was good at the coursework but i have a shit memory so failed the exams.
Did you enjoy your high school days?
Sort of. I enjoyed being in my room playing games all day and not worrying about life but they were really boring overall
>>27293523
>all those goddamned primates
Sort of
>Pros: At the time I didn't have severe existential issues
>Cons: Had to get up at 6:30 everyday
"Are you okay, Anon? You look like you were crying or something."
>>27293379
Sorry, that's how I always look when I think nobody's watching.
No that's how I always look haha.....
Do you want a hug, Anon?
I am the son of a famous actor. Ask me anything! And before you ask no, I'm not telling you who my dad is. We don't need any shitlicking paparazzos in this thread.
Go to bed, Weston.
Fuck the gays. I can never say it in real life because the media would have a field day, but fuck the gays. They're part of the reason our generation is so shit.
prove it in literally any way
>tfw you suddenly become aware of your own mortality and the mortality of everyone around you
>>27293137
My nigh is ruined anon, thanksdsdfa
>>27293153
if you were to create a timeline depicting the date of birth and death of all human beings and pan out to accommodate the beginning and end of the universe, our births and death would be so close they would appear to overlap
>tfw during the brief moments that depression's chains seem to lift from your body, you're panicked about oblivion and non-existence for yourself and your loved ones
>tfw go between yearning for death and being absolutely terrified that you can't do anything about it
>tfw you, quite literally, won't be at peace until you do die
>after a girl is introduced into a friend group
To solve this, introduce two girls. They will fight each other for dominance and the one who survives will be tamed.
Works everytime senpai.
>>27293249
wow bro u sound like a real veteran lol
>>27293135
Very true. But obviously only in groups with all socially awkward guys. Best to keep them separate or join a group that is mixed.
Was part of a gaming group at an arcade when I was in high school and stray girls who were introduced always meant that others would end of leaving because of some drama stemming from said female joining. Every fucking time. Can't even deny that I was part of the problem.
>I'm so glad you came hiking with me, anon!!
oh god
I'm lost
I'm trapped out here forever, aren't I?
thanks a lot braidlady
you better know the way home because I forgotpls don't leave me here
>>27293005
>braidlady
I chuckled
>>27292976
me too emma! im so glad to be alone in the woods with you, where no one will hear you scream and beg as i chop you up with my machete, then drag you into a cave and rape your corpse and then dismember you and put you into trasjh bags and mail you back to your parents. i love nature!
A dream that I had recently
>on a date with Steph Curry
>we talk a lot
>get along pretty well
>at the end he asks me if I want to come home with him
>"uhm..."
>suddenly Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall screaming "OH YEAH!"
I'm straight and I hate that faggot Steph Curry, so I don't know what that was all about.
Weird dream thread.
Look past your social conditioning OP
You secretly love that guy, whoever he is
Only your untouched subconscious knows...
>dreaming
>live in a house with a bunch of teenage superheroes
>we're aware that we're on a TV show or something, but our powers are real
>I'm tall, thin and have dark hair (not me irl)
>I have some edgy power that makes me the odd one out, the rest all get along fine
>every time I pee, I pee blood, and I peed a lot in this dream for whatever reason because it was a long dream
>I eventually transition, I look ugly and lanky as fuck but wear my hair long and wear girly clothes
>something happens, I don't remember what, but it was climactic
>okay show's over, we go back to the house or whatever and talk about our favorite characters
>we were literally all just characters and none of us were real, it was like switching to a different mindset when the show "ended"
>man, my character was so lame, glad I stopped pissing blood though, that was weird
>tell the other guys/girls that I really liked the one dude whose power was to summon this organic camera (it was cyborg-like? idk) that had a giant eye on it out of the ground and spy on people
>everyone else has no idea what I'm talking about, thinks I'm nuts
>then I see him, he's right there and he's running his camera
>behind him is a projection of what the camera "sees", and it kinda represents reality but it has no color and is really whitewashed, and we all have these ghostly faces that seem to be twisted in agony
>lol he's right there
>no one sees him
>wtf?
>wake up
It's spooky because I literally have been seeing eyes every time I close my eyes, almost feels like the two are connected
You dream about basketball players?
>NEET master race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqkozRfx_Q
topkek, enjoy that subway when you're homeless faggots
>>27292821
>Mfw I'm a NEET born into a rich family
Poor NEETs are literal scum compared to me.
God tier
Rich NEETs, Self Employed Wagefriends
High Tier
Employed Wagefriends in well paying carreers
Mid Tier
Gradeslaves in STEM with references for future employment
Low Tier
Gradeslaves
Shit tier
Poor NEETS
McJob Wagesalves
>homelessness
>not suicide
enjoy living I guess
that is the point, isn't it?
>>27292882
enjoy killing yourself oh my friend.
i'm on acid and stabbing my periodontal abscess with this needle AMA
Why don't you see a dentist, and why don't you try and drain it instead?
>doing things with your body while on acid
how does this not freak you out?
save it for sobriety, your bodily awareness is most likely all fucked up right now
>>27292838
>Why don't you see a dentist
i have, im waiting for my penicillin to finish its work before i see the oral surgeon, wisdom tooth is cracked completely in half but still under the gumline. they're going to slice me up like some cold cuts
Instead of hating Chad, why not just become Chad?
>Instead of hating tornadoes, why not just become a tornado?
shit bait, sage and hide
>>27292597
>why not just become Chad?
are you dumb? or i falling for bait
The suburbs. A typical residence for the vast majority of Americans. A place that many Americans unironically set as one of their final goals in life. Seems just fine, no?
Wrong. The suburbs are no more than depressing hellholes, hellholes which are symbolic of the mediocrity and stagnation of those who reside within them. The days are repetitive, and have the ability to fill one with unimaginable feelings of melancholy, ennui, and loneliness. The suburbs are a physical manifestation of one's own unimportance. For the man of the suburbs, the very concept of greatness is one he will never fully understand. He shall never even find out if he can discover if there is some meaning in his life, let alone fulfill said meaning. The man of the suburbs shall waste away into obscurity, and will ultimately be lost in the sands of time. If there is a hell on Earth, it is most definitely a suburb.
That being said, post pics of whatever you can see outside your window.
Or entirely ignore my thread. I simply thought it might be interesting to see through another anon's window and gain some kind of understanding of their own situations and perspectives.
But no, let's post in some fembot feels threads, eh?
Don't wanna post my window, but have yourself a bump, OP
>>27292423
>>27292536
remember what you learned today
>haven't really heard from oneitis in a couple months
>haven't really attempted to talk to her either
>also haven't seen her since December since her car broke
>suddenly get a message asking for pizza
>that fucking bitch
>wait what the fuck she wants to go out
What the fuck, I thought she ran off with Chad or something, does she actually like me?
Don't tell me you actually ordered a pizza for her.
>>27292304
well that's totally fake. lol.
>>27292304
You're a fool and everything that's wrong with the male gender. Fix your shit.
Leafy finally got called out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgiJJpPTqg0
BY H3H3!!!!!
>>27292303
I really hate leafy for the fact that he's just that kid in High School who would try to be your friend and then immediately call you out in the middle of class just for the sake of attention.
He also doesn't the sarcasm in most of the videos he rips on which makes him just as bad
they both fucking suck.
>>27292479
Say what you will, i've never watched h3h3 so i don't know
But i know leafy is a fucking faggot, i literally can not go more than 5 seconds without gaining severe fucking autism and is the literal definition of cringe
>honestly, i wish he'd off himself
>you had one chance at life and you get born as redhead male
>>27292154
>tfw Klinefelter Syndrome
Being ginger is literally a disability for men. It doesn't matter how good you look if you're ginger, you can't be taken seriously
At least you're not a asian man
