Is it over for me boys?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
There's no going back!
>>27193907
Ur beards prety patchy bro
>>27193942
fuk u faggot
Why do normies hate McDonald's so much? That shit's delicious.
>>27193624
Eat healthy you autist
>>27193624
I don't conside myself as a normie.
And I think every single thing there is fucking disgusting. Only good thing is the icecream.
It only tastes good if you don't pay attention, the beef is so small because if you catch it on its own it makes you want to throw up.
What if /r9k/ is actually the government making sure we never get laid
>>27193582
Those socks are getting me rock hard my man
When will Sex be redistributed? It's unfair that the top 1% of men get 50% of the women. It's time for a revolution.
>>27193620
Soon we will have sex robots japan is working hard on those
Would your family view a mail order bride negatively?
That really apparent age difference makes me wonder what mail-order brides do when they're eventually widowed.
They have even less of a chance at self sufficiency because they're foreign and usually have poor English language skills.
Probably better than me becoming a tranny. Which is why I'm never going to tell them. I have too much respect for them, don't want to tarnish their dignity or reputation. I'd rather they think I want to avoid them rather than them knowing I'm a mentally ill garbage. Out of love, I'll do that at least instead of come out and expect people to accept my disgusting lifestyle.
Once I graduate I'll move to somewhere far save save up money for the hormones and surgeries.
Sorry about that rant...
jesus no way
that guy is a hero
>Is either extremely promiscuous or has a series of short-lived monogamous relationships one after the other (serial monogamy).
>Talks about her "kinks" openly with other men and women.
>Has lots of "male friends".
>Owns large numbers of sex toys.
>Claims she "can't orgasm from normal penetration" (see above).
>Has a poor relationship with her parents, despite...
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>>27193531
>never cries
What are you talking about women use crying as an emotional weapon every time
>>27193531
>Doesn't love animals.
That's a good thing, anon. You're not meant to love animals. They're animals.
Women with pets are bad news. They will be too into that pet. If they let their pet anywhere near their bed, then completely wipe out any possibility of a relationship.
>>27193578
If you can't make a woman physically desire you then that's your own problem.
Women need to be fucked. It keeps them sane. They can't go without sex like men can.
>tfw you lost your virginity
>tfw it was lackluster
>tfw you had no emotional connection to her
>the "best thing in life" was actually mediocre as fuck
>nothing left in life
>study, come home, eat, masturbate, sleep
>started thinking about how easily it would be to kill a random person on the street
I want the ride to end now
>>27193460
find someone you care about next time
>>27193499
My brains emotions are deadened.
>>27193460
Get a glock 19 and a 33 round mag or two
>you missed out on teenage love
>you'll never be young again
>tfw you missed out on teenage life
Being homeschooled with avpd sucks
>had gf of the same age in middle school
>she turned out to really want to fuck
>didn't even care she was basically a slut, just wanted to get some fuck
>one day she is asking about my penis size
>have to lie to her because I still pretty much have a microdick constantly absorbed by a fat pad
>one day we are talking about it somehow
>she says if I pulled...
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>>27193426
just recently lost my virginity to a girl who was virgin as well feels so good reading these thread LOL
>I will never pound a prime teen pussy raw and nut inside
Why even live?
No reason. Just die if that's all you care about in life.
>>27193742
To be fair, it is an amazing feeling.
>>27193821
I wish I could have of course, but I didn't and it's over so I focus on what I can do.
which one of you autists put this up?
>>27193282
I'm glad a fellow robot noticed this and shared the word.
>is afraid of the world
>accuses women of being afraid
yeah, this was definitely somebody from here
>>27193298
>Muh safe space
Women are afraid of the world
A week ago I decided I didn't want to be a robot anymore. I'm transforming, and uploading my progress to YouTube.
I began a game (called life), and have been playing it for 5 days in a row.
in a nutshell, the game is about:
>no excuses
>no overthinking
>just doing
>learning
>growing
>not staying still
I've stood still long enough. My game has a few rules, and I updated them recently.
>More Info:
>My game has a few commandments. Sacred, powerful rules that cannot be broken, but I don't want to at the moment.
>The game takes place mainly on http://habitica.com a website for turning life into an RPG
>The video series is to hold me accountable and keep me organized; so far it's working
I've been exercising and learning everyday. And I'm going to for 100 days.
ROBOT LIFE IS NOT THE LIFE FOR ME:
and it shouldn't be for you.
fight. break free. I'm trying. will let you know if it works out.
but if you want to follow my subjective process, vids are below
>>27193240
in reverse chronological order
https://youtu.be/7rtYfuAHtZ0
https://youtu.be/HZC8wZrRgu4
https://youtu.be/Xktf5NRc_Pk
https://youtu.be/y39D2S204Ik
https://youtu.be/V3XVDrkMvnQ
https://youtu.be/3T1ZUKdnYxM
i wind down at the end with marijuanas
but never with the alcohols and cigarettes
stay in school
>Tfw 4chan made Pepe great again
This fags from reddit and kikebook can fuck off
bumping for keks justice
All praise to kek
Welcome back pepe from his terrible experience of being kidnapped from normies by celebrating his return
>>27193197
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED LIBTARDS
Post em, robots. Lets get a good 'ol rage thread going.
>>27193137
Jesus H Fuck, I don't even know what to make of this.
>>27193546
Opening doors for women is sexist ;)
>>27193137
Really getting sick of this shit
54 here, any grand wizards?
>>27192974
>not being addicted to drugs makes you a normie
>not smoking weed, literally the most mainstream drug out there besides caffeine, makes you a normie
>you're more of a normie if you don't have manic depressive symptoms or if you're trying to medicate your symptoms
>people equate being a robot to being mentally disturbed instead of just someone who can't function in social situations/isn't...
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5, it would be 0 but I'm not addicted to alcohol, tobacco, weed or any other drug.
>i'm slightly strange
Well boys, I've finally done, I left the house for a video game convention and met a really nice girl that I share a mutual friend with. I guess that I finally have >tfwgf. I'm sorry to tell you guys and 'flaunt' it but I'm just really happy for myself. Remember I'll always love you guys and there's someone out there waiting for YOU, all you need to do is go and find her.
>>27192956
GET OUT REEEEEE
Congrats OPs, Don't fuck it up and apply what you learnt about women from r9k to your relationships because you will fuck up and end up back here.
>>27192968
Thank you man, I'll try my best NOT to be myself, I doubt I'll last long if I do
>>27192977
he meant don't apply what you learned here
good on you OP, spread your wingz n shit
This thread is a tribute to the supreme gentleman, do whatever you want with it.
Long live his royal highness, King Elliot
>bawww women don't want to fuck me
>turns out he didn't even bother to speak to people or socialize
>he blames women instead of himself for this
Redpill yourself about the omega man Elliot:
>he didn't talk [...] It was like he didn't want friends. [...] I invited him to parties, with plenty of girls... He didn't talk to anybody, he just sat there silent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHUmt09u3k
>He...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrJw1v404ro
"oh, kent, smoke some weed"