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>parents watched a movie featuring an autistic man
>at first they laughed and said, "he's just like you, anon"
>as the movie progressed they stopped laughing and in my peripheral I could see them glancing at one another
>afterward they both went to their bedroom and now I can hear them yelling at each other
Why did I have to be born?
>>27188679
this is good, they are upset with each other not you, they are upset with each other for not realizing and getting you help you may have needed. this will just get you more sympathy points
>>27188679
What movie did you all watch, anon?
>>27188679
>parents constantly relate me to Sheldon from big bsng theory
ba fucking zinga
Post cuties, oneitis', and 10/10's.
I fucking hate modern video games, cosplay and all that "nerd" shit
>>27188645
im in love with myself and my own oneitis.
>>27188661
She was only posted cause she has a cute face.
Admit something you could never say in real life
I put nutella on Pizza. I'll even eat it right from the jar.
I want to die.
Please kill me.
I want to live the full extent of my life asexually
Do you wear a mask? What kind of mask is it? I used to wear one when I was alone in my room.
>>27188536
I wear an emotional mask every day.
TELL ME ABOUT ANON
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
etc etc etc extreme pain 4u
>>27188536
When I lived on the first floor of an apartment I used to wear a balaclava in case anyone broke into my apartment so that I would confuse the intruder and then take him out when he thinks we are working together to rob.
why is so hard to find a girl to talk?
i just want to talk to girls
Fuck em you don't need them.
>>27188515
then dig into dem beta bux, my son.
>>27188515
Stop putting them on a pedestal. I'm gonna bet that by you making this thread, girls don't give you much attention. Why give them attention? They feed off of it, they don't need anymore.
I need some help /r9k/. I need you guys to judge if I am degenerate or not.
I was just doing a little bit of self reflection, and everything in my life is going well. I won't bore you with the details, but one of the things I'm happy about it is that I haven't watched porn in months.
I have been working out, losing weight quickly, and masturbating in a way that makes me feel very pure and happy. I collect these pictures of celebrities I like, only non-nude still images, and have certain fantasies about each one.
For images of this girl, I have fantasies of her being my sister, and loving me very much, so when she notices I may be sexually frustrated, she'll relieve me with her hands. She does this not out of dirty, attraction based romantic give and take relationships, but out of pure familial love. Unconditional love, that is why I fantasize about it, it feels very loving and pure.
Anyways, this isn't that bad, but I have an armpit fetish, so I imagine her telling me she loves me and jerking me gently, lovingly until I cum in her pits while she encourages me.
While I masturbate, I view the picture on the left, and when I am about to cum I switch over to a picture of her smiling, like the one on the right, so that she is clearly happy about helping her brother out, and loves me very much.
I do this because I do not like romantic relationships and their sex-based, give and take nature. I feel that this fantasy is very pure and loving.
I personally feel very pure and happy after doing this, and I have been advocating doing similar things to some anons on this board. However, my self reflection has made me question whether this is truly pure, or if fantasizing about armpit-incest is degenerate no matter the reason.
So I have created this poll and I hope you can help me sort out whether I should be feeling so pure after doing it.
http://strawpoll.me/7095603
Thank you anons.
This is the single most degenerate post I've ever read.
>>27188470
I suppose that does not bode well for me.
>>27188451
wow, kekd so hard anon.
thank you.
Who /longhair/ here?
Buzzed baldcucks need not reply.
My hair looks like Spikes
Probably gonna get a haircut tommorow
Very long. Down to the small of my back.
Haven't cut it because I haven't had a job. No reason to cut it the way I see it.
I took acid one time and now I don't cut my hair; it's about down to my nips
Spent all my NEETbux on opiates and I'm fucking flying. It's like returning to the womb, just complete warmth and security. You'll never even think about no gf once you're on this shit.
Thanks for the hit, wagies. Keep punching that clock, daddy needs a nice nod.
But now what will you do for food?
Kek.
orignal
>>27188341
I'm so fucking jealous. I'm gonna have to become a wagie soon since I'm 26 living with my parents and they hassle me everyday about getting a job. Graduated college but didn't want to use my degree in computers. Once I get some shit manual labor wagecuck job here soon I'm gonna hope to somehow get NEETbux or just buy helium and a mask off amazon and kill myself. One or the other. Keep on gaming the system OP.. fuck everyone
>Oh look, we got a new kid!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAko-4BO7zI
>>27188165
>mfw i want to be sam hyde
>sam thinks he's jacked
>in reality he's just a smallboned weaklet who barely looks like he lifts
>>27188589
>tfw make all those funny vertical video in my bathroom while taking a shit
>tfw will never become a funny meme man that can connect with us faggot but at least i have fun
Just end it already familia
POP IT POP IT POP IT
AND POST PICS OF THE GOO
>>27188156
Go to a dermatologist ez pz
>>27188156
Our skin is the same, I'd post pics but I'm a girl and don't wanna cause a shit storm.
10 years now.
ITT: Hidden robot advantages
>go to direct download something off of one of those jew hosting sites that tries to force its premium membership service down your throat
>choose "slow speed download" and don't give a single one of my already scarce fucks
>implying im not here all day, all night, you fucking niggers
Breast fucking literally feels like absolutely nothing. At least to me.
My ex wanted me to do it and I did it and I pretended to like it but I felt fuck all and it was uncomfortable.
>>27188445
This anon knowsblockz
isn't Lightning a lesbian with b cups anyway, this is all wrong.
Has a girl ever genuinely cared about you?
>>27187899
no. I thought she did, but no
Yup.
Just had a girl sit bare naked on my shoulders while she rubbed my back the other day
She's a cute little azn girl with a nice tight ass and tittes
felt good m8
No, but thank you for reminding me!
Hey /r9k/,
I've noticed there's a lot of negativity on this board and I'd like to change that.
What are some things that you've learned simply from browsing this board?
It doesn't matter if the things you've learned are optimistic or depressing in nature, I just want to know what you've gained from your time here.
I haven't learned a single thing from these shitlords. This retarded "red pill" shit is something a third-grader could come up with. These /pol/ views are straight out of my edgelord years back in middle school. Like you'd have to be completely retarded to learn a single thing from this place.
>>27187680
I developed suicidal thoughts since i started visiting this place (Dec. 2015)
>>27187680
nihilism is the true answer
Post your puppers
Birdo
>>27187715
This is a puppers thread, friendo
>>27187715
Do you ever let him out of his cage? Seems like he would get pretty bored in there.
>26 years old
>don't know how to wash clothes
>don't know how to make food
>don't know how to get a haircut
>don't know how to buy fast food
>don't know how to use buses and trains
How did this happen to me?
>>27187455
You seriously not know how to operate a fucking phone yet somehow manages to work your way onto an obscure website and type about your life? How about using that web browser there in front of you to search up local food delivery or better yet just remove yourself from the gene pool. Cheers.
>>27187455
im sure you are an expert at racking up those good boy points though
What kind of parents do people like you have
