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How many people here have never had a gf because they are always rejected? And how many because you've never tried? I've never approached a girl.
>>27191657
>I've never approached a girl.
Same, because i'm not good looking. Good looking men get girls approaching them while uglies like me have to do 120% and put everything into it.
The only dates ive been on is when my friends set me up with someone and those dates have never really gone anywhere. Other than that ive never asked a chick nor been ask
>>27191657
If girls had been interested in you, I bet you'd have approached them though.
give me one good reason why you aren't stimulating your prostate with anal penetration in two-zero-one-six
inb4 muh gayness
WRONG
being gay is having sex with the same sex. you can't be gay without this key factor. arr you not a virgin anymore because you masturbate? exactly
Checkmate
>>27191467
That logic would also imply that being a virgin means you are not straight either
>>27191467
Sticking things up your ass still isn't a good idea, sorry there, chief
I do
Wish you hadn't reminded me, kinda wanna do it again right now.
I LOVE SMALL TITS AND I CANNOT LIE
why even wear a bra when you're that flat
>>27191982
why even wear clothes when it isn't cold?
>that feel when no qt 3.14 flat chested gf
NIGGA WE MADE IT
I hope that we're next...
Do you think he's fucked her yet?
>>27191163
That looks a lot like his sister. Regardless, she's ugly as fuck, he did not make it.
they look the same what the fuck
It is finally happening guys.
I've became a wizard (30ish virgin guy with a job) and all those girls that approach 25th year of they life are hitting on me wanting me to marry them. Many single moms and fat girls too.
They see me as the nice guy beta provider, good material to settle down for when you are 25+ year old girl.
But no way I settle down for those old hags, they never give me any when I was 14-25 year moneyless/jobless loser. Now the tables has turned.
>>27191127
>they didn't fuck me before
>I'll get back at them by not fucking them now
>>27191161
I don't think it's as much of a revenge deal for him as it is that they changed faces and he's seen the other side.
Good for you OP, be in control.
>>27191161
I should allow them to fuck Chad when young and then settle down for beta provider?
Hell no. They should've though that they will get 25 one day and will want a guy with a job and no criminal record. They should have let the beta nerds fuck them, they know such beta nerds will evolve into beta providers, don't they?
no edition edition
>tfw woke up and head hurts
That glorious feel when people are gonna get their disability bennies cut today.
How's it feel spackers?
>>27191038
im Brown skinned and I'm British
Get over it
Any robots in japan here?
Okinawa right here
fuck off chinky
>>27190892
are you white?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k
>>27190942
>>27190968
Im mexican lol. Im military stationed here. I really like it and all the asians are qts. I hope I can be stationed on mainland japan for my next duty station
I'm angry that my childhood was stolen by being forced to go to what was basically a day prison where I learned mostly false information and useless trivia (most of which was at best a collection of half-truths).
So much of what I learned in school consisted of false information. It was almost a complete waste of time and I could have learned more accurate information in like, five years.
The entire school curriculum could be condensed into four years if they cut out all the bullshit.
Start school at seven or eight, graduate at thirteen or fourteen.
Yeah you think it's retarded but if we cut out all the "Washington cut down the cherry tree" and "Columbus discovered the earth was round" and "Spanish people lisp to imitate a dead king" and the five thousand other complete lies that we get taught as facts, I think it could be pulled off.
>>27190724
And before any of you give me shit about the difference between eight and thirteen being five years, not four years, I know. It was a mistake.
>"Spanish people lisp to imitate a dead king"
haha, what?
anyway they need to teach you actual practical things in school like how to get a credit card, how to apply for a passport, how the legal system works where you live, different important laws where you live, how to pay your taxes, ect all life skills you have to hope your parents will teach you since otherwise you are 100% fucked in society and will actually go to prison over some of them even though you didnt understand what to do
But then you'd have a shit load of 13 yo little fucking monkeys doing fuck nothing and ruining everyone's day
Nah, have them contained.
Official robot requirements thread
You are RUINING /r9k/, need to LEAVE and CANNOT under ANY circumstances be a robot if you:
>are a girl
>are attractive
>have ever had a gf
>have ever had a girl interested in you
>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
>have friends
>don't hate women
>are left wing
>shower more than once a week
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
>make or post in /soc/ threads
>start threads with the subject between slashes
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
>disagree with my opinions
These are final and official, if you do not agree get the fuck out
>>27190566
If you want an echochamber, why don't you go to r*ddit?
t. autismo KHV neckbeard
>>27190566
> don't have a neckbeard or long hair
Why would you go out of the way to further enforce robotism on yourself? These two things are so easy to get rid of. You can be a robot and not WANT to be a piece of shit you know
>>27190596
>why would you want to be on a robot board and become more of a robot
GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>MAKE MY DECISIONS FOR ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO MAKE THEM FOR MYSELF
Indian food or homemade BLTs
>>27190546
FUCK YOUIndian BLTs
>>27190546
yeah you just captured the (^"[essence]"^) of /r9k/ very nice my main man
>>27190570
Well that's just not going to work.
The only curry I've got is jarred Vindaloo and Madras. That will taste disgusting on a BLT.
I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose.
Fire away
Fire away
your dad doesnt love you
Your mom fucked your friend Jimmy and now she's pregnant with his son
>>27190535
Dont know why I kekked. Song surprisingly goes well with a serial killer
One of my best friends from school killed himself this weekend.
And I feel like it's my fault, I know for a fact that it isn't, I haven't spoken to him in over a year.
>Be me Literal assburger with Adhd.
>Be massively isolated from everyone else in my class in school.
>Go to slightly crappy youth club thing due to pressure from mother.
>Make friends with three other guys from my class, Normies, but still pretty nice guys.
>One was kind of an asshole but that's another story.
>We'll call the friend I'm focusing on here John.
>He's pretty much the opposite of me, almost a chad.
>Not that into sports but he can play guitar and he's funny, everyone likes him including teachers.
>He has shit tons of friends that I don't even talk to, but our group still eat together at lunch and hang out together when we've free time.
>Things continue like this for a few years he gives me way less shit than other people and doesn't treat me any worse than anyone else.
>I have massive anxiety, so sometimes I miss school.
>don't talk to friends as much.
>Think about killing myself , get pretty depressed.
>Graduate, do horribly on Exams.
>Don't talk to anyone for about a year, then start feeling lonely.
>Meet up with friends for new years eve
>Go to smalish Pub, they drink, I don't.
>It's not too bad, pretty quiet.
>Things seem pretty good.
>The next day get text from "john"
"...I'm stuck."
>It turns out that his girlfriend cheated on him with his "bestfriend."
>Never met his girlfriend or that friend.
>We talk for a while through texts, it's about 2 am.
>Text him again a few times the next few days.
>Phone breaks, lose his number.
>Try to contact him on NormieBook
>He's deleted his account, don't know why, maybe his girlfriend tried contacting him through it, I honestly have no idea.
>Get new phone a couple of weeks later.
>Don't have his number, I could probably get it, but what if he's pissed off that I haven't been replying.
>Autistic Anxiety activates.
>Next post
>>27190475
>Don't contact him for over a year
>Consider doing it a few times, I'm kind of worried.
>But my Autism is too strong.
>Find out from mutual female friend that he killed himself on saturday.
I don't know if I could have done something to help him, maybe even just talked, I feel like my autism killed him.
I can't sleep, I've been distracting myself with Vidya for the last 3 days
If I go to bed there is nothing to stop me feeling guilt.
I can't say this to anyone, I haven't slept in 3 days.
Well I've at least gotten this off my chest.
Pls respond to my autism.
Anyone else here /terrifiedofdeath/ here?
quite the opposite, i look forward to death in a non edgy way.
If we have that whole eternal return thing going on, you'll come back.
But your life will turn out just as it has before, at least sometimes. So all that stupid shit you had to go through, you'll have to go through again.
Luckily you won't remember it as being the second or trillionth time.
Good heavens, this could be our quadrillionth life since the beginning. Or maybe infinite life and it's just going to keep going, forever.
Careful that's how they want you to feel, realizing my death liberated me, I'm pretty much free to say whatever the fuck I want to people because in the end we will all die, I do what I want because in the long run it has no impact on dead people
http://adultvideolobby.com/tour.htm
No one will buy me a 30 dollar porn account?
:(
>>27190329
Plz
Plz
>>27190329
Paying for porn in the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen
>>27190499
It's unsiteripped.
Spare 30 bucks nigga
Would you rather be Lachowski or have $100m
>>27190114
shit hair, shit beard, 7/10 facial, looks like another /fa/ggot
Money obviously. I'm not completely ugly, but even if I was grotesque, I would still take the money
Money is everything
