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Who's self medicating tonight? Alkies, stoners, and junkies alike are all welcome.
Weak stash get some real drugs
Drinking poppy tea, listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=192Rh7VFXiY loudly while bopping around on the verge of tears. Depression is great.
>>27122179
That's heroin in the middle, and the candies are flubromazolam. And the small package is raw etizolam. If those don't count as real drugs, what does? Nothing other than crack or meth?
This came out my ass. How fucked am I?
>>27121683
Thats prob Hemorrhoid
>cut
Also, was it a hard poop?
If so hemorrhoids, so start consuming more fiber
>>27121683
Probably a hemorrhoid or a fissure. Not too big of a deal though I'd recommend seeing a doctor to be on the safe side. It'll probably heal up on its own anyway, just be gentle when you wipe.
/fit/izen here.
>tfw you manchildren will never be like Zyzz
>nor get pu$$y
>how do you live with yourselfs?
Post your ripped body
It's funny, everyone's quick to point out that Zyzz died at age 22, but he lived more in those short years than almost anyone.
OP, I don't approve of your method of shaming others, especially with laughable terms like "manchildren", but I do strongly respect your attempt at inspiring robots to get fit. As Socrates once said, "No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable."
You're not fooling anyone. Most /fit/izens are just as autistic as robots. All lifting does is harden the feels.
Hey there, wagie.
Oh, what's that? I woke you up too early? Well you know what they say, the early bird gets the worm!
Unfortunately, today is your last day of freedom. Speaking of which, I get my bi-monthly NEETbux payout today! Thanks for making that possible, wageslave.
Anyway, I'll have to go - the day won't seize itself! Just reminding you to wake up early because, after all, Monday is coming.
Tick tock, wagie.
Ah, it's that time again. Don;t be sad wagecucks, we'll still be here as a shoulder to cry on when you get back from Mr Shekelstien's office.
Go and push for that promotion! Who knows, maybe if you let him borrow your girlfriend for the third time this month then he'll be more willing to oblige.
It's twelve thirty I haven't even tried to sleep yet
>>27121306
Thiswas the only wagie thread in the catalog when I found it.
>be black
>gf is Mexican
>constantly tells me she never imagined she'd be with a black guy
>says she's never really been attracted to black guys
I feel she's way better than me. I'm honestly just waiting on her to wake up an realize she's not attracted to me either. What should I do?
>>27121295
She sounds like a cunt, like all 3Ds. My recommendation is 2D.
Stopped reading at gf
>>27121320
She's not mean. It's just when it comes to black guys she's never really been attracted to them. So idk why she's with me. I'm not fully black at least so I guess I have that going for me.
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/03/11/8199612305874439522/640x360_8199612305874439522.mp4
have fun eating your cereal tomorrow morning, white people.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3488034/Disgusting-video-shows-man-urinating-cereal-conveyor-belt-appears-Kellogg-s-factory.html
and niggers wonder why everyone hates them and why no one wants to give them a job.
stupid animals
what if a black person gets that cereal though? or do they ask just eat fried chikins and grits for breakfast every day like the fatasses they are?
Did you have overprotective parents?
My dad kind of bribed me from a young age. He said he would buy me whatever I wanted if I just stayed home and focused on school and never ever dated a guy. Now as an adult he says he'll support me forever as long as I don't date anyone or just don't bring shame to him or the family in general. I just stay home and be NEET all day and spend time with my mom. My dad just doesn't want me with a guy for whatever reason but that's fine with me, I like my comfy life.
>>27121192
I wish I had parents.
>>27121359
He wants you for himself
Being on /r9k/, and having grown up as an awkward beta not knowing how to interact with women....how do awkward girls hit attempt to talk to guys or end up stalking them in high school? Anyone got stories about beta girls dropping their spaghetti? Whats the female equivalent of a guy texting a girl 3 times a in a row and eventually texting a girl "I love u anonette"
This is important for a book I'm writing. I know about male obsession with females, but what about female obsession with males? No, I don't want to hear about what type of men they like (chads, guys with money, whatever, shut up). I want to know what specific HABITS they do. Tell me about girls dropping their spaghetti due to obsessing with a guy!
It almost never happens, because guys are the ones who have to initiate.
>>27121112
It'll happen after you fuck an inexperienced one, they lose it. The power shifts, no longer are you anxious over a text, she is.
this happened a few months ago
>sitting in a restaurant area of a gym waiting for my sister to get done with her yoga class
>place is empty other than a kind of goth looking guy my age sitting there by himself
>imagine in my head we might be a perfect match but I'll never know if we never talk
>remember literally /r9k/ posts about how girls never approach guys and dating would be so easy if taking the initiative went both ways
>control my breathing and breathe really slowly to try and not panic
>go over to him
>ask him "what are you doing here?"
>he looks up at me alarmed and says "sorry I'll go"
>he gets up and walks off briskly
What were you like in elementary school /r9k/?
>tfw i was a chad
>tfw i was friends with a group of about 5 other top chads of the school
>tfw i had sleepovers every week, got into fights at the park with older kids, played sports and was one of the best in the neighborhood, ding dong ditched people, got on the school roof once and tp'd some indian kid's house
>tfw i would occassionally bully other kids and throw pieces from my eraser at some borderline autistic kid and he started crying and the teacher thought he was just imagining it
>tfw all my friends went on to become the ultra chads of the high school
>tfw i could have been a chad but my parents had me move to a new smaller school early in middle school in the middle of the school year and it was a shock to me plus the chads already had a "in" group there and i couldnt get in
>couldnt relate to the nerds or anyone else so i hung out with some failed normie wannabe chads for a bit but didnt really talk to them much
>ended up becoming more and more of a loner
>tfw you didnt get to be a chad during the crucial social development period of middle school and puberty
>ended up being the biggest loner in my high school
>tfw i changed schools at the worst possible time which altered my whole life
>tfw i could easily be a chad right now
>>27120794
Similar story happened to me. Parents took the family toa third world country for a year when I would've been in grade 7.
Grade 7 is the end of primary school where I live. High school starts grade 8. There is no middle school.
>>27120794
>Blames it on his social environment
You were never a Chad. If you were a Chad you could adapt to any environment such as in your new school.
Sure please go on whining and bitching if it makes you feel better. But don't delude yourself into thinking you could have had it. You never had it in the first place, loser.
>>27120896
I remember a guy who very easily could have been a chad but he lived in some asian country for his dads job during like 6th-9th grade. Never was able to make friends in high school and was pretty autistic. Pretty sure he also liked anime. Very easily could have been a chad if he grew up with the future chads and didnt get socially stunted in some foreign country growing up around beta asians.
Ordered a pizza online for the first time as well as my first time for delivery. what a crazy night.
>>27120710
>$21 first pizza
>$13 subsequent pizzas
I sincerely hope you used a coupon code
I'm ordering dominos later tonight to go with my vodka
>>27120710
Some guy threw up on the whole pizza on my floor...
I made this image so I could pretend to be a shill, and I was honestly surprised how much mileage I got out of it. Dominos pan pizza with bacon and feta is literally ambrosia
>2015
>4chan still bans by IP-address
>Extremely easy to bypass with the touch of a click
Do 4chan bans actually stop anyone? Besides VPN/proxy users.
>>27120667
I don't know how to bypass so they actually ban me when they ban me.
>>27120667
There are a lot of newfags who don't know how to bypass them
Well shit, one posted while I was typing
>>27120667
You're lying, how do you do that with one click?
just umm.. pick the ones that will make your life the least terrible
>gun with 1 bullet
>>27120473
>consoles 14
>chromebook 18
>gourmet 10
>treadmill 8
this is basically my life already
22 stick bugs and a fleshlight fampai
when was the last time you cried femanons? what made you cry?
girls are mean, they have no reason to be sad
>>27120425
girls can make other girls cry you patriarchal shitlord
My brother in law died in January. He was only 26, but I knew him from when he was a little kid. We hadn't seeneachother in 8 years, but we chatted, and in December I sent him my DVDs of the Star Wars trilogy so he could watch them before episode 7 came out. He was kind, he was funny and he is just gone. I had to plan his funeral, almost by myself, and we had to pay for it. Because of this I kept it together, all of his siblings were complete messes, but at the funeral I pretty much lost it. I still can't believe he is gone.
I just want someone to do things with.
>>27120357
Me. I have a couple of people I talk to in class, but I never do anything outside of class with them.
why would you even want friends? at some point they will develop so much confidence and they'll start making fun of you
>>27120357
l know that feeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZRpANN4NF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc0Mv4Iyxvc
>>27120290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvg8AnTuEu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdQYzEc6wYw
noojabees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ODKdStnIuM
